Just once, like this bros. Is it so much to ask? Also General

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>>35374332
>korean mommy gf has big boobies
>allows me to hug her like in OP's pic all the time
>she lets out a gentle sigh everytime
>whenever I get a boner she calls me naughty a gives me headpats

you robots are truly missing out

Robots who have girlfriends.

How often do you cuddle with her and what is it like?

my bf snuggles with his face in my chest like that
why? i imagine that it gets annoying with ur warm breath on your face. i cant even tolerate my face under a blanket let alone shoved into something.

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That moment man. Where it feels like you're melting. It makes sense why apes are constantly hugging each other. It's a basic human need. Something that should be covered by the NHS.

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>>35374743
>robot
>gf
...nigga

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>>35374743
I usually get in some cuddles when I go to bed at night since I live with/sleep with my girlfriend.

It's pretty chill, warm. She rubs my head sometimes too. We share the bed with our 1 year old daughter too, so we don't get lewd or anything like that.

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>>35374743

I have no girlfriend but I have some assorted roastie sluts interested in me. You may wish to disregard what I have to say because of the latter and the reason why those same roastie sluts are interested in me. I'm 26 and basically developed into a cold emotionaless solipsistic bastard with no real interest in anything. Least of all personal relationships and I assume women find this attractive. I will say cuddling and such is nice for about five minutes but becomes awkward and uncomfortable -- pointless and hollow when you have no emotional attachment to the person. Something I think I don't or never had the capacity for in the first place. Something tells me many robots here a like this but have yet to realize it about themselves.

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>>35374921
No we're all just extremely attention starved for any female interaction let alone physically touching a woman and her soft skin and smooth hair... my oneitis used to massage my head and then let me play with her hair, she said she almost orgamsed. I just want to be able to cuddle and play with oneitis' hair again :( I haven't touched a woman in years

>>35374842
Why do you even come here?
originalio

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>>35375049

There is a little truth in everything robots post but there comes a point where getting what you want fails to make you happy after being built up in your head for so long. Or people mistakenly believe female attention will make the happy in the first place.

But that's just my experience and I am drunk.

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>>35375056
Because I haven't transcended 4chan, yet.

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>>35375085
So you think that robots that are obsessed with getting a gf would just become mini chad when they get one and get bored eventually?

This may be the case for some, especially the failed normans that come here saying how depressed they are when have it good. I have this one internet friend who pretends to be a robot just because he thinks the memes are funny and it's cool. He just dumped his gf and there was absolutely nothing wrong with her at all he just wanted an excuse to be sad or some shit.

These people are fucking disgusting, in my mind true robots would marry their gf if they ever got one and always be thankful. All I've ever wanted was the perfect traditional life with a wife and kids and these scum are just throwing it away.

>>35374332
Tfw no bf to do this with.
REEEREEEEERREEEEEE

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>>35374806
Any more of this type of picture?

>>35374332
My gf snuck out for me yesterday. We parked my car by a lonely lake and we cuddled in the backseat as the rain fall ontop of the car making that nice comfortable noise. We had the windows slightly open to let in the cool breeze. It was truly majestic.

>>35375548
Cute big cat

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>>35374332
>tfw you will never have a gf to fall asleep with
>tfw will never be to pat her in the head while she fall asleep in your chest
>tfw you will never get gently kissed on the lips and hear "I love you" while she looks you in the eyes while you say "I love you too"
>tfw you grow older to be bitter and alone, just an empty shell that is incapable of human emotions

I don't want a gf for sex. I want a gf for companion, to offer and receive emotional support and to cuddle with, but that will never happen, so... why even live?

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>>35374743
>robots who have girlfriends
Leave.

>>35374743
It's alright. She prefers spooning though, I don't like it because it's a mouthful of hair for me

>want a gf I can cuddle
>even if I managed to get one she would be repulsed when she saw my bacne and never touch me
>even if she did it would be reluctant and with secret disgust
>it would never be genuine and loving

I want off this ride

>>35374743
>Robots who have girlfriends.
Browsing /r9k/ doesn't make you a robot

>>35377600

Girls don't give a fuck about bacne ur retarded m8 tons of people have that you can't even see it when you are facing them

>>35377166

Clouded leopard, the smallest of the big cats. Endangered, but breeding programs look promising.

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>>35377710
BUT THEY CAN FEEL IT WITH THEIR HANDS BECAUSE IT'S CYSTIC AND GROSS YOU PRIVILEGED NORMALFAG

>>35374743
>Robots who have girlfriends.
>>>/out/

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>>35374806
>girl brushes against you accidentally in the cafeteria
>get an incredible sense of joy
>realize how much you lack both physical affection and female attention

Why must it be so painful to be alone?

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>>35374418
You are truly blessed anon, I hope you use it well.

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>>35375355
contact information NAO

>>35378163
Okay anon b-but I'd want to take it slow I've never really had a relationship before

lmao kys fagget

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i want this so fucking bad

original

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>>35378215
Orginally being unsure of how to retort

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>accidentally brush against oneitis's arm the other day and it was so soft and warm
All I want to do is hold her close to me, run my fingers through her soft blonde hair, kiss her and tell her how beautiful she is, is that so much to ask? It probably is

>>35378404
Hmmm it's only too much too ask if she's drastically more attractive to you.

>>35378426
I probably have an inflated, idealized view of her attractiveness because well, oneitis. But trying to look at it objectively I don't think she's THAT much more of a gap.

>Tfw can't sleep without clinging on to my body pillow.
>Tfw too skinny to produce my own body heat.
My sadness very big.

I miss cuddling with my oneitis, she did hurt me and lead me on but the times we cuddled were very special to me.

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>the other day on the bus
>returning home from uni
>sit alone listening to usual robot stuff
>qtie sits near me
>falls asleep during the ride
>her head falls on my shoulder
>won't move for a whole hour

I've never felt so happy in my life, it felt like God had finally piety of me. I can finally die in peace.

>>35378566

Ever thought about adopting a cat? I adopted two when they were kittens, got them used to being handled, picked up, held, and being pet. They sleep with me every night, one by my feet, the other stretched along my side. Maximum warm and comfy.

>>35374332

Imagining having a gf is actually better than really having one.

You can mentally conjure up and visualise all the pleasant experiences, which normally make up no more than about 10% of the relationship, and leave out the other 90% filled with emotionally, physically and financially draining bullshit.

>>35378999
Extremely respected trips, but I don't want a gf. Just someone to do OP pic related with.

>>35378999
>Imagining having a gf is actually better than really having one.
>You can mentally conjure up and visualise all the pleasant experiences
Except for the part where you know, you're not actually doing any of it.

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God i want a big mommy gf so badly for warm cuddles

>>35374743

Waited 27 years to get one. We only had a week together. I wanted to cuddle 24 hours a day, I would have not eaten anything if necessary. After waking up, I'd instantly snuggle up next to her. Getting out of bed took an hour because I didn't want to stop cuddling.
Cuddling was better than sex. There's just something about pressing your body against another human body and holding her tightly. Apparently I did it too much.
I wish I could do it again.

>>35378999
>Men wage slave for 50 years to provide for their girlfriend
>People kill love rivals
>People kill themselves after breaking up
>Men give their lives for their girlfriends

Joke's on them, I can imagine it

>>35379382

>Except for the part where you know, you're not actually doing any of it.

And that is important because?

>>35376200
I hate you because I'm jealous of you.

>>35378566
>Tfw can't sleep without clinging on to my body pillow
This so much

I stole a t-shirt from my oneitis, and have it on my pillow
I talk to my pillow like it's my oneitis
I kiss the fabric of the cushion and intensely pray/wish that my pillow was really her, or that I was dead

One day one of my wishes will come true. I just hope that either option happens quickly.

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>>35380573

Typical wizard-sama

>>35380654
I won't gain any wizard powers for another 8 years

Think how strong and godlike I will be by the time it happens

>>35380708

Seriously, look at that guy. He looks like he's having a fucking blast.

>>35380573
You are my hero, brother

Is everyone in this thread a child? How can a man say they want to cuddle? After we fuck I want my own space.

I can only imagine that this is the result of poor parenting.

>>35374332
>tfw former khv
>start going to parties
>got a qt to cuddle and kiss all i want
>fucked it all up but trying to fix it now

you're better off not experiencing it rather than losing it forever after experiencing it t b h

>>35380815
21yo and always wanted a beauty onee-san to cuddle with and have/feel healthy love for the rest of my life, tbqh.

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>Tfw the lack of Intimacy is slowly destroying your health

>>35380815
Disgusting. Cuddling shows that you treasure the other person. 0/10

>>35380934
Cuddling is a sign of insecurities and neediness

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>>35380901
>Those small occasional moments of absurdly dark thoughts that worry you for the rest of the day

>>35377735
So fucking what? If you're in bed with a girl she is not going to care about your blemished back

>>35380901
Reminder that lack of intimacy is literally killing your brain cells

>>35380815
>At a house party
>Acting/feeling alpha and confident
>This qt initiates touching
>We go to bed together
>We're holding hands and cuddling
>We chat for hours and share secrets
>She starts talking lewd and wants my dick
>I decline her advances as I'm on cloud 9 just holding hands
>I fall asleep the happiest I've ever been

No regrets

>>35380901
>Laying in bed an hour ago
>Hugging my pillow with my oneitis's t-shirt over it
>Think about times I've failed socially with females
>Outburst with maniacal laughter
>Repeat for 45 minutes
I need help

>>35374332
you'd only like it if you were some emotional fag, because otherwise your arm falls asleep, hair gets in your face and one of you get too hot and move away after a couple minute. Cuddling a pillow is better because it's softer and more comfy

>>35381183
I bet she was impressed that you were such a gentleman.

Did you ever talk to her again?

>>35381228
>Cuddling a pillow is better because it's softer
Says the anon who's never touched a females skin

They're made out of some special material that I want to caress and bite at the same time

>>35381215
you're not missing out on much, trust me, I did it once

and stop worshiping Burmese drawings you fuck

>>35381243
I had a gf when I was 16 actually, had sex with her once and cuddled several times (twice in a bed), didn't like any of it.

>>35381235
>I bet she was impressed that you were such a gentleman
She actually was
She made me promise to add her on FB

>Be the morning after
>I wake up
>Need to wait for other people to wake up and unlock a door so I can get my stuff to go home
>Sit on the floor on the other side of the room
>"Come back to bed anon," she begs me, multiple times
>"nah..." i say
>After 90 minutes I get my things and leave
>I say goodbye to everyone
>As I leave out the door I hear her say
>"Not even a hug.."

Never added her on FB
Never spoke to her again
She's a short haired SJW now

I regret being too autistic to talk to her again, but I don't regret just hugging and holding hands that night.

>>35378815
what happened when she woke up?

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>>35374332
>on the bus with female colleagues
>decide to take a snooze
>cuddle my lunch box
>"Awwwww anons pretending his lunchbox is a teddy bear!"
>they all go awwwww
>feels good man
ah, those were the days.

>>35377600
If my gf finds pimples on my back she pops them. She loves it for some reason. Hurts like a bitch though.

I actually remember back in elementary school we always played a game where guys had to run and 'catch' the girls and girls had to catch the guys. Of course no girl ran after me and nobody wanted to be caught by me, but I remember that whenever I touched a girl even slightly I'd get this intense rush throughout my entire body. Pretty strange how far back it goes.

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>>35381411
Nice one anon 88361679000

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>>35374743
not a robot
but it feels nice. We will often listen to music together, She lays against me while i sit up and i wrap my arms around her feeling her warm bodies. Other times she sits in my lap while i rest my head on her chest listening to her heartbeat while she plays with my hair.
I hope you all can experience it one day

>>35381592
>Other times she sits in my lap while i rest my head on her chest listening to her heartbeat
fuck...

>>35374743
whenever we hang out. it can actually get uncomfortable, there are logistics you don't consider. you also get desensitized to it. eventually it becomes just another thing. like sex. in short, life is meaningless, just kill yourself to escape this hellscape.

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>>35381640
>rest my head on her chest listening to her heartbeat while she plays with my hair.
I hope you all can experience it one day

well

ain't that something

no that's not a pressure drop in my ribcage I just felt, nope no siree bob

>>35374332
Yes it's too much to ask.

Any sign of affection is too much to ask.

You don't deserve even the slightest courtesy from women. You are lower than most animals.

At least that's the impression I get when I try to talk to them.

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>>35377449
>So many replies
sage this thread

>>35381183
what'd you say exactly ? I can't see this without her getting kind of offended ya know

>>35382024
>"Do you have a gf?" she asks
>"I don't"
>"I don't have a bf..." she says
>"We used to do all kinds of things together.."
>"Thinking about it makes me want to.. you know.."
>"Oh, okay," I reply

This is a weird example, but I remember it because I was disgusted and confused by her.

I just pretended I was oblivious to her bad attempts at subtly trying to make me touch her.

I want a virgin qt, not a slut that talks about sex just hours after we meet

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>>35380901
>sudden realisation that people all over the world hold hands, kiss, hug without even thinking twice about

>>35382565
It literally blows my mind

When normal people are feeling alone or sad, they can go and hug someone and be hugged back

I resort to hugging my pillow as tight as i can, screaming silently and screaming inside my head, scrunching up my face and wishing i was dead

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>>35374418
Pic or it doesn't exist.

>>35374418

So full of shit. I don't get why people come on here just to make stuff up.

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>>35378566
>not posting the Mokou image.

>Was fine with being alone
>start browsing r9k again after a long absence
>now all I want is someone to love me
I fucking hate this feeling

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>>35377416
>I don't want a gf for sex. I want a gf for companion, to offer and receive emotional support and to cuddle with, but that will never happen, so... why even live?
Fucking this man. All I want is for her to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be okay. I've never known the touch of a girl nor the embrace of a lover. How pathetic is this?

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>>35383979
Right here with you anon
origin suffering

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>you will never get an ara ara to pamper you
guys I dont know if I can do it

>>35374806
I know this feel all too well. I've had an acquaintance for two semesters in a row now. She's a very sympathetic and kind person. She grabbed my hand to write a note down on it, she always gives me a hard time about skipping homework, and I instantly froze up and my heart rate exploded. She noticed and I felt like I was going to die because she knew how much of a loser I was. Instead she asked me the last time I had been hugged and I told her it had been about six months since I left home. Next thing I know I was crying in her arms. It was amazing.

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>>35384731
I have a best friend like this. There's no romantics between us but she's always hugging me and generally giving me physical affection, which does help a lot, but seeing as I used to have feelings for her in the past, it does bring up some unwanted feels occasionally.
Also she's generally like this with everyone which does leave me feeling very... not special? Idk, i have a lot of issues with not feeling wanted and that doesn't help.

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>>35382279
you were born at the wrong time. You'll never find a "virgin qt". They don't even need to get raped; their impulses are enabled, they'll spread their legs to feel normal and liberated and there's nothing that can be done about it. They think being able to do whatever the fuck they want is what it's like to be happy, but women know nothing of life, men have lived life *for* them for centuries and know better. Freedom is torturous when you have no direction, when you can't see what's ahead of you

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>>35380901
>tfw you'll die in your 60s due to slow deterioration from anxiety and loneliness (and alcohol abuse)

>>35385499
I never really believed this board, but I recently met with these 2 girls who are friends of friends

>Having a picnic in a field by the river in the sun
>"How many guys have you been with?" my friend asks Lauren
>They look at each other and giggle
>"I'm not saying! But you should ask Sophie," says Lauren
>She counts a little in her head
>"Maybe.. 16? i don't know.. 16? But Lauren's been with more than me!"
>"Shut up!" she says smiling
>"They both giggle some more

Later on we went round in a circle and named things that we liked, hated etc. I don't know why, but they were both boring af and we were all struggling to converse.

I named fat girls and whores to my hate list. I also refused to drive them home and they had to get the bus. (I picked them up with my friend on the way to the field).

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>>35386347
virgins aren't impossible to find, but a mentally well-balanced attractive virgin girl? You realize you're looking for a unicorn, I hope. And if you did find one, there would be a one in a million chance that she would choose *you* as her special guy to pop her cherry

>>35374332
you dont want this, if you experiences this in your life you would just kill yourself once you didnt have it anymore, and nothing last forever so its better to live without anything good

>>35386749
>You realize you're looking for a unicorn
I know, but I can dream

>there would be a one in a million chance that she would choose *you*
I wouldn't even feel worthy, or comfortable doing it.
No sex for months / until marriage. I hate how it's no longer something special and sacred.

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>>35386868
>I know, but I can dream
Well sure, if you don't mind cockblocking yourself forever.

>I hate how it's no longer something special and sacred.
Soon nothing will be sacred, not even human life.

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>tfw you'll never be a cute girl and cuddle with other cute girls