haha silly anon i only did THAT once... believe me im ready to

I will die alone

and i accept it

The only people who care about another persons past are the people whi have no past of their own. Maybe you should have lived life a little bit instead of sitting in your room constantly judging people you dont even know.

>>35372104
Its human nature to judge, its how we improve and innovate

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>>35372104
wew lad spot le plebbittor

>>35372068
least i got a bigger dick than that cuk

>>35372068
can someone give me a quick rundown of this girl?

>>35372104
im gonna date a slut whos been slurping dicks left n right

>>35372068

she does that so cutely.

>>35372289
filthy rich half asian slut who's been fucking since she was 14 years old turns 18 and gets on facial abuse 5 days later.

>>35372289
Smart girl with uber rich parents does humiliating porn shoot for $200.
FacialAbuse spits on them, calls them names and literally face fucks them till they throw up into a dogbowl. They'll often throw it at them if they want to, and will choke and slap them whenever they please.
Basically an anything goes pornshoot.

>>35372068
Well i know its kinda sick but its a constant thought around my mind, this thing.Many girls have flirted with me but I inmediately think they have sucked dicks and took it in the ass an all that...and i instantly loose attraction to them.I feel that the are being fake by being all feminine and adorable with when intimately they are dirty whores in bed.Feminity its ruined for me.Specially if ive met tgeir exes, everthing they do seems fake to me.

Wath do you think?

>>35372413
That you're exaggerating and if your pathetic self ever even gets the chance to approach a women you should stop sperging out and give her the dick.

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Sauce pls

Ori

>wedding day
>she is standing in front of you, the priest is asking the question
>she is making the same face she did while sucking the cock in the video
never. she is irredeemable

>>35372493
She could be a good sugar mommy she's a bankers daughter after all

>implying I wouldn't marry Mayli is a heartbeat
She's a hot hafu, filthy rich, into visual arts, and got the slut out of her system. Would be a 10/10 mother.

>>35372453
How exaclty im exaggerating? Those are facts, not fantasies.

I might be a sperg but women are into me anyways.
Maybe Ive idealized feminity but you gotta admit that kissing someone who has swallowed shitloads of cum and pretend that is "so lovely"...I mean come on.
> be me, a loser.Have a Chad alpha friend.Fall in love with her girlfriend.Confess to her, after getting tired to see her being abused by said friend.She friendzoned me
> fastfoward 3 years.I got /fit/, took the red pill and dont take shit from anybody.
> sjddenly said bitch is interested in me.And I reject her cuz i dont swallow that "it was you all along" bullshit.
Were Am I wrong here?
> fastfowa

>>35372541
>year 2026
Hey Mark, I found your mother sucking dick.

absolutely 10/10 mother

Serious question. At what number of past men/lovers, would you consider to be too high for you to date/marry?

PS: To the people who want virgins, don't reply to this. Unless you are a virgin, you can't demand one.

>>35372665
Virgin reporting.Im the one of the "get disgusted" post above.
It doesnt matter, its a leap of faith because women will always hide the real killcount so whatever.Just be merciful with the poor motherfucker you will cuck,femanon.

>>35372665
women will never say the truth, they at least had 2 cocks in their mouth by the age of 15

>>35372665
>Date
Don't care. A warm hole stays warm
>Marry
Virgin or bust.

>>35372104
>you shouldn't judge people for slutting around
>I will now judge you because you are a virgin sitting in your room

Reddit logic: The postl

>>35372665
I am a virgin at 21 years of age and you wouldn't believe how much shit females give me for that.

As for your question, as far as I know (from female and male friends) women always lie about that, so whatever. If it goes over 10 i am gone.

But who would settle for a inexperienced male? Am I completely fucked?

I want to lick Kelly's butt while she licks Sachie's butt while she licks a banana

>>35372068
She probably hated her parents and her life

>>35372853
Ur kinda kinda fucked if your body language is "viginal" or literally say you are a virgin.You know what I mean...

oh.

You're the longingfordeath tumblr eurasian.

>>35372782
This. plebbitors need to be gassed and hung at the same time.

>>35372104
>The only people who care about another persons past are the people whi have no past of their own.
Do you realize how fucking retarded that sounds?

It's a lot easier to convince a guy to marry you if you keep having sex

>>35372922
I have no clue what a "virginal" body language is man.

>>35372949
Probably a "fembot"/ numale

Pathetic filths

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>>35372413
>>35372453
He's right goy, you're just pathetic for not wanting to be cucked by a slut who is dripping with cum out of literally every hole of her body.

>>35372962
Well, if you have at lest made out with a girl you will notice.

If you have no experience you will be tense, you will kiss bad (aplying to much pressure on the lips or too little, use your thong dorkly etc), you will not undress her sexy, you will not use your hands correctly over her body.

Generally, you will look tense like a teen without experince.Get it?

t. Virgin that has made out but no had sex and know how to camouflage

>>35373032
Well, shit.

I guess I will be tense as fuck, I have no clue how to kiss and such.

I better kill myself now, but the windows of this hospital are not to be opened. I must wait to get home.

>>35373032
>use your thong dorkly

Is that part of the vagina?

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>>35373083
If you ever really plan of doing the deed, pic related might be a good help.
Just make sure to read it all.

>>35373083
Nah man it ain' woth it.Life is great anyway.Just get a random slut or an ugly bitch for practice.A one night stand is ideal cuz you wont give a shit bout reputation.You can always blame alcohol or drugs or wathever

>>35373135
Sounds like a good idea mate, if my hearth is alright and I am allowed to go home I will try that. But if my hearth is fucked at age 21 I don't know if life really is that great, so far it was a lot of suffering.

>>35373103
Im not english native speaker.I mean the muscle inside the mouth.The one used to pull the food and play with lsd triangle

>>35373123
Inalready know how helium suicide works, that shit takes too long and you can be found, then you have to explain yourself in a squeaky voice to whoever found you.

If I end it I'm using a train or something

>>35373176
As far as we know theres nothing outside life.Think about it.The mere fact of you being alive and conciouss, standing on a fucking planet rotating into a star inside a fucking galaxy.I mean from the tase of food to the delights of art and technology, life is fucking delicous even in suffering (that is also necesary).Just live.

>>35373183
I am the guy you answered with your explanation, the correct word is tongue.
A thong is some sort of slut underwear, i'm not a native english speaker myself.

>>35372104
>the people whi have no past of their own

>having a "past" necessitates being a depraved degenerate

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>>35373247
Oh, ok lol.Thank you..

>get asian gf
>she emphasizes focus on my balls

is this a thing?

>>35373225
I guess you're right, I am just worried, working out is what makes my life tolerable, but with a fucked hearth that will be hard. I know I am envious, but why do I have to get fucking rheumatism and the possibility of a fucked up hearth at age 21? Why do I have to be the social retard virgin that is the butt of all jokes?

>>35372068
> tiny, mutilated cock
I kind of feel bad for him desu

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>>35372068
>i bet you did crazy stuff as well

I was on 4chan every night for a decade. that's a lot worse than taking a load of cum on your face on camera once or twice.

So why don't one if you marry her then.

Unless you're "fembots"

>>35372104
You must be very dull to not care about othet people's past. Life is all about having experiences and sharing them. I'd rather hear a slut tell her crazy stories than a redditor brooding in the corner because neither of us is interested in his social justice speech.

>>35373313
Not "why" but "how", anon.If you came to this point is becaus how things were set for you.We are what we make from what they made of us.
We are all thrown in to the world, and we gotta act on it cuz we gonna die anyway and you probably have passions and skills you havent even discovered yet.

>>35372289
>born in the 1700s to an elite family of aristocrat bankers
>Wall Street bows down to her
>learned how to play the piano flawlessly by age 2
>fuels her eternal youth by drinking semen
>can suck 29 cocks in just one minute
>invented porn in order to increase acceptance for her own sexuality
>pretended to be a young teen on facialabuse to divert attention away from her real identity
>talented artist, she is the person behind every Picasso and Dali paintings
>you likely have studied her works in art class
>nobody knows her ultimate purpose, we can only hope she's benevolent

>>35373501
That sounds kinda calming my dude. I still hope that I will be able to be working out again, there might be unknown passions to me, but there is a chance of me never finding them out, there is a chance of me never getting happy, my father is in a bad condition, seeing him also suffer so bad made me see life as something that is trying to torment you, no matter how good of a person you are, you are going to get fucked by it. A coworker's child died when it was two months old, and he's a fucking wreck, I am scared all that shit will be happening to me too.

>>35372104
Kelly, please, paint me a pretty picture for free

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>>35372104
That's right, friend

The Past is the Past

I wonder if I should say that at my next job interview.

>>35372068
The best part is when they cum on her face she starts smiling and you can tell she actually enjoys being a filthy whore

fuck you post fucking photo matching the fucking post you nasty nigger

>>35372665
I'm a virgin and I'd rather die that way than fuck a whore

>>35373511
thotpilled

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>>35372098
So do we anon. So do we ...

>>35372104
i have no past and i don't care about a womans past

do women care about a guy having no past? can a woman look over it?

>>35372068

But she did it 3 times