>really sick of having to get up to shit and piss every few

Imagine carrying that thing to the bathroom to empty

You'd spill everywhere just use a jug lolol

Just wear a diaper like an Abena M4. It's a comfy underwear replacement, and you can relax and neet for hours in bed or at your desk without leaving. Plus you'll have a nice warm padded butt :3

>>35370939
I say you get one. then eventually maybe you'll realise what tf you're doing

>>35370939
how much do you eat if you shit every few hours?
I go maybe once a day, sometimes every other and it's barely anything at all

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>>35370939
>can't walk a few feet to a fucking bathroom

Kill yourself

Next time you complain on the internet about not having a girlfriend remember that it's your fault you fat fuck