How to Obtain Wizard Powers?

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How to Obtain Wizard Powers? 2017-03-08 05:05:06 Post No. 35369605
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How to Obtain Wizard Powers? Anonymous 2017-03-08 05:05:06 Post No. 35369605 [Report]

I'd like to use fire, frost, and lightning to subjugate my foes and win me allies.

I feel like a well-timed firebolt could solve most of my problems, but it won't come out? I keep stroking my penis at the ones I wish to smite, and they give me weird faces, but it seems more like disgust and not anguish.

Can a friendly wizard/warlock please give me some pointers? I can't say I've ever cast a spell before.

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>>35369605
Do you not know that lightning is a dark side power? Don't tell me you fell for the virgin meme.

Anonymous 2017-03-08 06:25:11 Post No.35371107
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Anonymous 2017-03-08 06:25:11 Post No.35371107 [Report]

>>35369605

Is that Wakamoto?

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