have you ever seen or touched boobs irl? if so post the story

>brother's wedding
>best man
>maid of honor is 25 and the only single woman
>she gets drunk and hangs around me, the only single guy
>mom gets mad and calls her a busted old whore and to get away from her little gentleman
>girl gets mad and pulls me away later
>starts kissing me
>I get into it
>run her nipples through her shirt
>reach under and grab her boobs full hand and start rubbing the nipple
>she slaps me
>doesn't even look in my direction the rest of the night
turns out she just wanted to feel wanted and to piss off my mom for calling her a slut

yeah i touched boobs on multiple occassions when i was like 14 but only because i was in the room too she actually thought i was gross

>>35369315
Oh good, the two times I was closest to losing my virginity I get to re-live! Now I can experience the pain and regret all over again!

Time 1:
>Making out with qt girl
>I remember she said something about some dude attempting to cop a feel on her earlier
>Autistically yet lovingly blurt out "Y'know if I didn't know better I'd be tempted to cop a feel"
>she grabs my hand with a little smile and puts it on her boob
>I proceed to fumble around autistically
She later said I had no clue what I was doing when it came to boobs. That is 100% correct.

Time 2:
>making out with different girl
>we're getting into it
>I tentatively reach for her boob
>"Dude, have you never touched boobs before? Come on."
>Grabs my hands and puts them on her boobs
>straddles me
>my boner is unlimited at this point
>we continue making out with my hands awkwardly groping her boobs
I feel like I should jerk off now. It's easier to cope that way.

>>35369315
>Drinking and playing truth or dare with normie friends
>One of my friends has a crush on me but she's a landwhale.
>She's drunk
>Anon come feel how heavy my boobs are
>Grab the titties
>Autistically say wow they're pretty heavy

Ankle to the boob, if that counts.

I once sexually assulted one of my female friends when I was 13.

>last day of school
>friends say some shit like "you're not down"
>run up to her
>talk for a bit
>itstime.jpg
>grab tit
>run and say bye

Don't know if it counts because it wasn't bare breast but it's related.

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>>35369926
>ankle to boob

>>35369315
Lots of them. They're neat.

>>35370257
pretty much. you never really get tired of them

>>35369315
get drunk somewhere where music is being played