Just remember that you atleast got to touch your mom's vagina

>>35368077
>birth
>get ripped from your mother's vagina against your will
>get your ass slapped by a man against your will
>get part of your dick cut off against your will

>>35368124
I didnt get my dick jew'd kid

>>35368077
>>35368124
i got dick jewed and never even touched my moms vagina i was a c section baby

>>35368077
C-section.

I've never touched a vagina.

>>35368124
That man must not have wanted is to touch our moms vagina.

>>35368169
>>35368171
>tumor babies
Your existence is unnatural. You weren't actually born.

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>tfw you put your penis in the same vagina it came out of

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>>35368236
>mom in her late 30s when she had me
>C-section

>>35368236
oh, and what makes it worse is that i was born 3 months early and her water bursted and it was 24 hours before i could even breath
i was fucking doomed to fail
i can barely do 7th grade math

>>35368171
>>35368266
>35368236
>>35368456
>tfw we are the pure ones, untainted by the eternal (((roastie)))

>mfw my 3-year-old self got to take a bath with a cute little girl

Stupid bastard doesn't realize how good he has it.

>>35368521
>>35368077
C-Section bots rejoice in our purity.

>>35369268
i got c-sectioned because apparently my mom spent like 20 hours trying to push my older brother out normally and decided that shit was too hard

i told one of my retarded autist friends this in high school and his response was "dude if you were born a girl that means you would have had a really tight pussy like your mom because of genetics"

that has always stuck with me because it's pretty rare someone say something so weird that i actually wat in real life

>>35368077
>tfw cesarean babby.

nice dubs.

Can someone explain why you want to fuck your mothers, Oedipi?