>one shot at life >born blonde JUST U S T

>one shot at life
>slam my dick in the car door
fuck me

>>35365183
Why is it bad to be blonde? I am too and I like it

>one shot at life
>born skinnymanlet

EL JUSTO
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>>35365183
Blond haired blue eyes dudes are the ones I'm most attracted to

>one shot at life
>get gyno

Why is blonde hair bad? It's unique/rare and looks better than normal usual brown hair. Plus, girls dig it.

>>35366027
You're probably just fucking fat.

>>35366060
Nah it's gyno. I once thought that too until I lost the weight.

>one shot at life
>peak physical condition, noteven ugly
>mentally unstable

time to give up boys

>>35366055

Not OP but I'm blonde, early 20s, 6ft+.

Got zero female attention, chicks don't 'dig it', partly why I became a vocel.

>>35366278
It's still unique and cool though.

>one shot at life
>born with several body deformities, enlarged heart, 1 defect lung, prob wont live to be 30
>accepted the above, but eternally buttmad at my bald head and all my body hair growing out my ass

I should arrange for my own corpse to be mummified, so if I'm ever exhumed they'll write a wikipedia article about my mutant corpse with a forest of ass hair

>one shot at life
>born black and ugly

There's nothing worse

>>35366366
Yeah there is. Being born Indian.
>Basically diahrrea Africa
>Designated shutting streets
>Smells like poo
>People are poo
>Rivers are poo
>Buildings are destroyed due to erosion
>High crime rates
>Basically Africas little cousin
>Poo

>>35366333

I won't debate with trips but all the way through highschool people thought I was a faggot because of how tall/thin/blonde/pale I wasn't.

Not exactly cool IMO.

>>35366419

Was***

Origitini*

>>35366278
Yeah, natural blonde hair on guys is a terrible trait. Sorry, anon...

>>35366419
Well, that's highschool for you. There's assholes everywhere. That's just life doing it's thang. Oh, and natural blondes make up only 2% of the population. So there's that. But it was nice talking to you anon.

>one shot at life
>Born a tranny

>>35366534
>implying that's a bad thing
It really isn't. It's actually kinda cool.

>>35365183
>>one shot at life
>born balding king-manlet with shit skin

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>one shot at life
>born alive

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>one shot at life
>became a furry

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>>35366485

Nice talking to you to anon, thank you for your kind words.z

>>35366694
No problemo mane

>>35366055
red hair on guys is even more unique/rare but it is hated beyond belief.

>>35366740
I knew a ginger kid when I was little. He was a manlet and a total douche with 1000 freckles. But that's just my expierence with them I guess.

>>35366072
Get a surgery then

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>>35365183
>one shot at life
>5'11 and 3/4

JUST

>>35366740
Yeah, there are some hot ginger guys but you basically need to be a chad in every aspect but hair color for that

>>35366209
But I thought chicks dig edgy unstable bad boys to spite their fathers when they're not sucking off chad?

>>35366594
Yeah but it still is kinda miserable
At least the world is becoming more accepting of that
Plus the trap market is rising as well

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>>35366878
>one shot at life
>5'11.7392948'

>>35365183
wait what is wrong with being a blonde man

>>35365183
Fuck off, you got lucky. Brown hair is boring. It's so common and ugly, it makes me feel like shit

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>>35365183
>one chance at life
>male with red hair

this is the true curse

>>35365998
>tfw blonde hair and blue eyes and haven't even been on a single date with a girl.

>one shot at life
>born a femboy faggot
JUST END IT
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>>35365183
>one shot at life
>born with schizophrenia
JUST
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>one shot at life
>born fat

I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS! !

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>one shot at life
>born brown hair brown eyes

>One shot at life
>Born dead

End it

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>one shot at life
>born a fat bald idiot with a short dick and gorilla tier body hair

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>>35366027
>tfw blonde and gyno
at least I'm 6'2"

>>35369519
It fucking sucks, I know the pain

>>35366055
It's not. OP is just a fucking faggot.

Aryan race master race.
Anyone saying having blonde hair is bad doesn't know what they're talking about. Sure, you'll never fit the bullshit tall/dark/handsome stereotype, but why would you want to? You're fucking genetically superior.

>one shot at life
>never actually born
just end it, lads.

>>35369421
>Being ashamed of your hair colour
Why?

>>35366966
Nah, not the autistic kind of mentally unstable, they like the asshole/Might murder you kind of mentally unstable.

>>35369588
Because it looks like shit and it's too common. Why is OP ashamed of his?

>one shot at life
>spend childhood moving around the country every couple years because dad's job
>missed out on long-term childhood friends
I want to kill myself every night I go to sleep

>>35370477
Don't worry man, you also missed out on the unbearable pain of losing your childhood friends.

I have one left, and even that's not going to last much longer. Shit makes me want to kill myself.

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>>35365183
You meant ugly/short, right?

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>>35365183
>born blonde
>hair becomes darker over time

I don't know how I should feel about this, but I do feel bad.

>>35370709
me too. I wonder if it's because I don't go outside anymore, but my hair is pretty much brown now

>Be a tall blond
>Be a kissless hand holdless non-virgin

>>35370709
Most white children are born blond except Meds

>>35370873
It took a long time for my hair to fade.

>>35370852
BTW, only fucked 3 chicks at 21 but somehow im proud to have never kissed a slut

>>35369473
Are you just unattractive in the face?

>tfw on train
>papa holding his qt daughter
>tfw will never have blonde qt babbles
>tfw will never have babbies
This uterus is wasted on me

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>>35365183
I was born blonde but in 19 years my hair has changes colour into brunet :^)