Reminder only muslims can be robots

and robots

>>35363866
The only true god is MY DICK!

>>35363922
The only true dick is MY GOD!

>>35363991
Stop same fagging so hard fag!

>>35364019
NO YOU STOP SAMEFAGGING SO
HARD!

>>35364184
DUMB NIGGER STOPNSAMEFAGGINGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>35363866
Why? because they have a self destruction device inside of them?

>>35364234
Hey get out this is my board to samfag in now!

>>35363866
What makes Muslims the only true robots, OP. please redpill me dude

>>35364257
Hey calm down mudslim before you trigger your C4 belt

>>35364300
We face the struggle of normies like
>>35364234 every fucking day

>>35364316
>Gets to lose virginty at allahs will and all they have to donis blow up.
Muslims choose to suffer youre just failed normies not robots no virgins for me sand nigger.

>>35364316
Seems like ur a Muslim urself, why not post a green text story of ur struggles bro

>>35363866
Muslims literally cannot be robots. They have a close community and your fellow male Muslims will help you get a wife, regardless whether the woman wants your or not.

>>35364415
>Wana blew up
>TFW when no bamb
Well Ill just sorta blew up
>Ask dada for lil sis
>Dada gub sis
>Fuc lil sis and "blo up" n her 8 year olds pus.
>Get praised as a true follower of Allahs teachings.

>>35364415
>White
>Adopted Islam after researching it
>Friends don't take me seriously whatsoever
>Become friends with some other muslims, they're from the middle east
>Friends start harassing my Muslim friends
>Just want to be happy and praise Allah

>>35364369

yeah but they're all circumcised so they can't really enjoy sex anyway

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>>35364300
>shit genes (5'4ft)
>have to pray 5 times a day on the floor
>never had a chance to be in a relationship in high school because it's haram and parents would get mad
>no partying or drinking
>parents expect me to stay with them until i marry a woman
>really afraid to leave the religion because don't know how family will react

>Reminder [Insert random group here] can be [Insert desirable adjective].

Always the same snowflake bullshit, "only my group can be or fell like that".

>>35364456
And if you are beta you can tell your imam that you wish to marry and he will find you faithful traditional virgin wife

>>35364559
Holy shit, how did I not detect this shitty meme. FUCK!!!!!!!

>>35363866
>religion designed to kill a disproportionate amount of undesirable young men to support an unsustainable polygamist system
Get out, heretic.

>>35364456
This. Worst case you can always an hero by blowing yourself up, killing others as well, and your family will see you as a hero, not a failure.

>>35363866
Reminder to allahu akbar yourself.

>>35364526
Mate just leave in your mind dude. Like just pretend to be a mislam