i'm tired of doing montonous work that is so boring. the thing is i'd tolerate wagie jobs if hte pay was moderate but they pay you such shit wages taht you have to tolerate teh boredom while making zero money and you do this for endless hours everyweek. eight hours a shift of doing pointless work for little pay.
fuck this i need an exciting job like a cia cover operator, or a surgeon, racecar driver, politican, or president where i can at least negotiate geopolitical deals and gamble on the presidents salary money just fuck this man i need something stimulating and exciting!
Well, you're retarded enough to be president.
Koalafacations- decade of deep ship poasten.
>>35363034
me retarded? hahaha youre speaking to a genius in all honestly my problem is that i have a dopamine restrict on my brain so absically my brain doesnt produce dopamine at natural levels as other peopls.
so basically i constantly feel bored, understimulated, which explains why ive gambled litearly over 10k in the last year, drive fast, constantly smoking and drinking coffee, trying to fight random people anything to fiend excitement so my vrain can release dopamine.
sorry dude i know more about pretty much anything then you do if you have questions just ask me like i said a smart uneducated mother fucker is what i am.
So why aren't you in school?
>>35363136
>become a gradeslave doing boring math or shit all day
>while actually LOSING money
why did you think this was a good suggestion?
Ye you need to be valedictorian from a Ivy League school or equivalent to be see eye ayy candidate.
>>35363264
not to be president though. i could do that job easy because i actually am charismatic enough to give speeches to polio funding or appreciate veterans of america for their tireless and brave work or fucking anything really state of the union addresses, summit speeches, environment speeches.
i don't care abotu a cia job. a good job for me would actually be anything that involves taking risks desu.
>>35363100
>which explains why ive gambled litearly over 10k in the last year, drive fast, constantly smoking and drinking coffee, trying to fight random people anything to fiend excitement so my vrain can release dopamine.
You're a retard
>finally have a shot at a salaried job
>probably can't pass a drug test because weed was my only way to cope with wagecuckoldry
fuck this gay earth
I don't want to give up Mari Kushner.
>>35363513
He isn't.
He is just rare.
Dont bully the rare
>>35364346
Yeah, let's not call it "special needs" anymore.
"Rare needs" sounds cooler.
>>35364269
Fake it my nibba.