You're not a TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUE Robot!

Mio is hot as fuck

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>>35361978
>ywn rape Mio infront of the other K-on's

>>35361965
Go somewhere else then. You can have many traits as long as you are a failure socially and never fucked a woman. I, for example, am a neet that doesn't use piss jugs but lives with mommy and doesn't leave my room.

tl;dr Did I understand you correctly, that you are not a robot and are disgruntled by robots calling you out on that?

>>35361965
no one cares norm

>>35362086
Also, just a failure in general
>wastoid
Yeah, that's a robot

>>35361965
>You can't disqualify people just because they aren't waffle-stomping, piss jug having, living with mommy and being the most fedora tier wastoid the planet has ever seen.
Well that's an exact definition of a robot.
Now get out.

>>35361965
Wow, it really is pathetic how much you want to be a robot.

LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY AND YOU ARE NO LONGER A ROBOT.

Not all virgins are robots, but no non-virgin is a robot.

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>>35361965

>I live a completely normal life, but I know what suffering is like!

Just leave. Why come here? There are plenty of places online for you to get in a circle with other normies to whine about your insignificant normie problems and have other normies stroke your normie cock with their normie cock-stroking technique.

You're like Stacies who go to parties every weekend surrounded by friends then cry about how they're """""lonely""""" and """""""""""""""""depressed"""""""""""""""". This isn't the "Normie Is Weekend-Sad" support group. Fuck off already.

>>35361965
Holy shit go post about your problems on Facebook you supreme fuckface.
This thread is just unkind, your kind has your place and ours has here.
Leave us be, in PEACE.

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>>35361965
Exquisite bait, famalam.

>>35362068
yui and mugi would probably just freeze up
ritsu would try and stop you you'd probably have to punch her out
azu would try and go for help you'd have to restrain and quite frankly she's next

>22 years old
>my only sexual encounter was with a hooker three years ago that my uncle paid for
>cannot talk to a woman, I mean literally cannot hold a conversation with a female if she isn't 3/10 or less
>have no friends
If I'm not a robot I don't know what the fuck I am

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>>35361965
I don't get why people want to be robots, and why the term "robot" is used to refer to overly-emotional people.

It'd make sense if a robot referred to an unemotional person who had difficulty understanding others, but did not get upset over it; basically, an autist that doesn't bitch about being an autist.

It'd be more in line with standard definitions of the word "robot" that way.

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>he's mad because he isn't a virgin
>he wants to be considered trash
>he's trying this hard to prove he isn't just another boring normal fag

Fuck off, you're not a robot, you're just a failed normie.
Everyone has problems, your life sucking doesn't make you a robot

You can only be a robot if:

>Have no friends
>Have a diagnose
>Have been made fun of
>Hate at least one of their parents
>Have a diagnose
>Is a NEET
>Never had any sexual/romantical contact with a female
>A girl never showed any interest in you
>Is dirty most of the time, never showers or care about hygiene
>Eats trash food
>Economically dependent on parents
>Unhealthy habits
>Is 3/10 or lower

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>>35361965
>"You've had sex before! Get out!"
If you have the social skills to get a girl to sleep with you (hookers obviously don't count), then you are definitely not a robot. The key point it SOCIAL SKILLS. Even attractive guys need at least some decent social skills for a girl to sleep with them.

So stop being a special snowflake. Anyone who goes through what we go through knows being properly different is actually bad because it stops you from relating to common people (normies). So get out.

Question: I stay in my room and live with mommy, but only because she hasn't worked for years and I'm the only one paying the bills with my job that I've had for 5 years

Does that lessen my robot status in any way?

>>35362086
I fucked this ugly Manish ginger when I was 17, I've been online since before Napster was around. Fuck you, this is my world.

>>35362867
I don't care if what some autistic spazlord thinks of me, I just hate how they act like I don't belong here despite being here even back before moot deleted it.

Now if you hate anime you don't belong here.

>>35364648
But senpai, people here are idiots. Coming up with silly reasons to try to get a rise out of others is what they do.

>>35361978
>>35362068
can we remarket /r9k/ as the new nsfw /a/? that could save this board from the normans.

>>35364648
>I've been here a long time so that means I belong

No it doesn't fuck off normie un-virgin

>>35365267
It's not about getting a rise, I do not relate to normal people but I think a lot of people here are just boring normals who got beat with the ugly stick from their single mothers that they became too scared to even say hi to a girl.

Anime and vidya are the main common interests, everything else is fluff. It's like a skinhead driving an Asian car.

>>35365674
r9k was never a virgin only board, I'm not leaving cause you kids want your tumblresq safe space. Go make your own if it's that important.

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>>35365841
You know you'll always be a normie right.

You can cry and lie to yourself all you want, you are a pathetic non-virgin normie.

You couldn't even be a robot right, pathetic worm.

>>35362184
describe to me a virginal non-robot

>>35367148
Good question

- a female

- a religious person who is waiting until marriage

- a male younger than 18 (virgins below 18 are just considered late bloomers)

- someone who is tiring to lose his virginity, by going out to bars and going out on dates.

Which is worse, always being a robot and never knowing love, or
getting out of your robot ways, improving, and finding a girl that loves you and you love her...only to lose her?

is there even a lesser evil here?

>White
>6'/ 183cm
>8x6" meme dick
>Can grow a solid beard
>Lost virginity at 16 to my ex who was also a virgin
>Had multiple long term fuck buddies
>Currently have a nice gf
>Went to a top tier uni
>Going back there in October for my masters
>Have a car
>Parents have plenty of disposable income
>Went to a grammar school in Bongland
>Never got bullied (School kicked out anyone who bullied)
>Have 4 really good friends who I lived with all 3 years at university
>Have a large circle of friends and know plenty of people

I've been on here 8 years, started when I was 14 and I'm now 22. I was an autistic morbidly obese social spastic and now I'm pretty normal, you have to make the changes yourself and put in every ounce of effort and willpower.

>>35361965
>>>/soc/ is that way normalfag

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>>35367536
So you admit your a normie. Then why are you here?

>>35362867
>I don't get why people want to be robots
It's not that people want to be robots it's that this is one of the only places for social retards/outcasts and normies come in and shit it up instead of pretty much the entire rest of the internet which was designed for them

>>35367536
>White
>6'/ 183cm
>8x6" meme dick
>Can grow a solid beard

>you have to make the changes yourself
Fuck off

>>35361965
>Failed normie crying that he got called out

Lol you aren't one of us

>>35367397
First case is worse. I was full robot for most of my life, worked hard and with some luck I got a gf and some friends which I quickly lost, my confidence shattered and went right back where I started, but those were still the best months of my life and I'm glad it happened. Its worth not being able to sleep at night anymore.

>>35361965
If youre not being rejected by hookers you're not a robot.
If you don't have to beg to hump their legs and lick their holes on top of paying at least double you're not a robot.

>>35367635
Because I basically grew up browsing on here hours and hours everyday. I like my alone time so it's either 4chan, youtube or porn.

>>35367674
I was 130kg when I was 18 and literally a 3/10, dropped just under 60kg while I was at university and forced myself to socialise even though I didn't want to.

>>35367536
>Just improve bro thats all it takes

Fuck off chad

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>>35367786
You and your kind are not wanted here.

FUCK OFF

>>35367786
>lmao just lose weight bro XDDD

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>>35362655
>uncle paid for my hooker

>>35367845
>>35367806
No, I will continue to post on here as long as 4chan is operational

>>35367882
>Lose weight
>Learn how to socialise
>Learn how to dress/ groom well