>Not gay

>>35361780
I'm not gay. I just want to be in a relationship with a man and have him rape me.

>>35361780

Yes, as a fellow gay man I also know this feel

I'm not gay but I do want to be a cute girl and marry a man and be the mother of his children.

Not gay though.

>be attracted to females and repulsed by males
>but when I was a kid I used to have nightmares of being raped, so now I fetishize being raped by men

So I sort of understand it.

>tfw not gay but want to get fucked by dicks

>implying it's gay if I pretend to be a girl
Stop being a faggot and start being cute, you homo.

>>35361846
No not gay. Trans though. It's cool.

I want to be fucked in the ass by a woman.

nah that would irritate my hemorrhoids

It's the opposite for me, I have gay feelings but gay sex sounds disgusting. I don't know if that's better or worse.

>tfw falling into that depth of loneliness that you start thinking about selling your ass on craigslist again
please do not give into the xanax gods

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>>35361816
>I'm not gay. I just want to be in a relationship with a man and have him rape me.
honestly this
I just want him to cuddle me after he rapes my ass, is that really too much to ask?

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>>35361956
>tfw gay with hemorrhoids

Its not as fun as it looks, you have to be a masochist to like that shit.

>>35361846
You don't have a vagina. All you'll give birth is shit from your boipucci

>>35361929
>ywn have a dominant wife
>she will never carry you over the threshold
>she will never fuck you on your wedding night whilst forcing you to wear lingerie
>she will never keep your dick in chastity
>she will never cook all of your meals and be completely subservient except when you're in the bedroom

Why live?

>>35362007
Do you think I don't know that? It doesn't stop me from wanting it though.

>>35362042
Every time you take a shit you can pretend you're pushing out a baby.

I had no idea there were this many non gays on r9k, feels good not being the only one

>>35362073
Pretty sure everyone does this, even pregnant women.

Being fucked by passable trannies is pretty fun. An expensive hobby though, and the good ones are few and far between.

>You will never be fucked every night by a 5'3'' Chilean cutie with an 8 inch cock
>But you will once a year, when she's in the area
It's a mixed feel

>>35362021
I was with you until that last line. Fuck that.

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>don't want to press my face against a man's chest and breathe in his muskiness
>don't want him to tightly hold and gently stroke me in the same moments, with the same movements
>don't want to lick my way down to his navel while he presses down on my shoulders, and linger there for a moment, waiting for his cue.
>don't want to huff deeply of his taint, suckle on his balls and press my face against his shaft, lightly tonguing it before finally enclosing my mouth around it
>don't want to hear him moan deeply and clutch the back of my head before bringing it all the way down onto his groin, holding it there until he comes
Sure sucks that I'm not a fag.

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I'm not gay, but I want to suck a man's penis. I want to lick his balls and I want to him to cum on my mouth for me to swallow. Then I want him to praise me for being a good boy.

>>35362894
...and pat you the head?

>>35361999
well it's not rape if you enjoy it so it's hard to fulfill but maybe you'll find someone.

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>>35362941
yes

origi

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>>35361780
>tfw I'm not even gay
>tfw I just want to be a girl (male) like pic related and suck a beautiful cock
>tfw my dream will never come true
Why even bother to live?

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>tfw the only way i can get cuddles is by slutting it up on grindr

ive probably fucked 10-15 strangers so far, and the only reason i do it is for the after-sex cuddles

but holy shit are after-sex cuddles good. i wish i had a bf so i could get cuddles every night...

>>35362894

one of my regular fuckbuddies calls me "good boy". im too embarassed to tell him how much i like it.

>>35363144
I think that's why most trannys just kill themselves and pray to be reborn with a vagina.

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having a girl fuck my ass is hotter

>>35363267
girl are terrible at fucking

>>35363275
this
they dont have the required pelvic structure for powerful thrusting, plus they have no experience

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>>35363275

where is your proof buddy boy?

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>>35363330
That's some American Horror Story shit, nope

>>35363330
I van testify. My gf pegs me quote often, nut i'm riding mostly since she doesnt thrust in a enjoyable way. And she is experienced in it

>>35363322
That's....not at all how that works. A girl with the right athletic body can be just fine - but most girls dont have experience and thrust like virgin boys(which can be cute in its own way!)

>>35363470
hamstring skeletal insertions are different and pelvis as a whole is different so they cant thrust so well
#facts

>>35363535
....that's not how that works anon, not at all. Your overall musculature is a far greater indication of your ability to thrust.

>>35361780
how to get a body like this?

not interesting in being jacked, just having some definition/tones

>>35363589
You get it by fucking bp

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>>35361780
I lost my butt virginity last night. he was only like 4 inches so it wasn't bad. He couldn't fit me though, it's well known I'm big (huge)

>>35363589
You've got to fight the boss of the gym and lose 10 times

>>35361780
Then you are bisexual.