Personal Blog of a Social Recluse

>>35360955
shut up, I want to hear the dog

>>35360955
When was this, OP?

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>>35360955
At least you got a cool pic out of it, OP!
Pic related, it is of OP.

>>35361277
Race started around 7:35, finished at 8, night club thing started at 9. All GMT, so for reference the night club thing started almost an hour ago.

>>35361314
I'm 6'3'' and that guy looks like he's drowning.

>>35360955
>shut in who hasn't come out of his room in years running a 25 minute 5k

That's a lie and a half

>>35361343
Oh ok so you went to Glow In The Park?

>>35360955
>>Four different women ask to take pictures with me before the race, make low-quality small talk with each of them before finding a way to excuse myself because I don't know how to push the conversation forward at all

I cannot believe this. Strangers don't ask other strangers for selfies.

>>35361314
op you look like a little kid have you not been out of the house since birth

>>35361359
I go to the gym and exercise on the orbital (pic related).
Turns out running is a lot harder than the setting I had the machine on, but I can go half an hour on it. It's not a social activity.

>>35361381
No, and if that event also has foam, you're looking in the wrong places.

>>35361394
It's honestly true, but the minor embellishment is that the women were in pairs each time, so it was really two sets of interactions.

>>35360955
why did they want to take your picture? you must have done the paint wrong and looked foolish (they were making fun of you)

>>35361438
>why did they want to take your picture?
Yeah, no clue. I'm hoping someone here has had similar experiences, since I'm 100% socially incompetent and can't parse anything beyond "they want to fuck". I expect that at least one of my pictures will show up in promotional material, since this was the first time they've held this particular event.

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>>35361432
>(pic related).
whoops

Oh, I just want to supplement my post by mentioning that I'm looking for other stuff to do now since I feel like doing this again but better. The only thing that isn't a movie night is a trip to Auschvitz in a month, and I'm actually considering shelling out 200 pounds on the off chance I could strike up a conversation with the person sitting next to me on the bus.

>>35361832
>he goes to a labour camp to watch movies
is this a british thing?