Just got my very first Check of neetbux today robots, was way

Nice, how much are you getting every month?

>>35360184
654 bucks, but it will probably be different when I move, each stat give different amounts

>>35360246
Ok that's alright, is it enough for rent and food?

Also how did you get it? Unemployment? Disability? Is it semi permanent or will it run out?

>>35360344
I don't need worry about food and rent because I still live with my parents, And I got it though Disability, and it will last for a year and then they need to interview me to see if I'm still disabled, if not they take away my neetbux.

How did you get it so easily what were your disabilities? Oh great neet I must learn from you I meet with the social security lady tomorrow

>giving up on life before it even began

This is just sad

>>35360022
fuck I wish I was disabled.

>Ruining all chances of happiness by going NEET at 18
You realize many people here arent NEET by choice and arent proud of it, right?

>>35360627
Oh you actually have to meet someone? That sucks, all I did was call them when I turned 18, talk to a few people on the phone, filled out a few pieces of paper work and two months later and I get approved for neetbux. My disabilitys were major depression, general anxiety disorder, and legit autism. I spent 3 times in the ward, and was on aint depressants for a year, I hope that answers your question.

>>35360695
>>35360754
Becoming NEET has been my goal since I was 16, my life was already ruined and still is, I can still go to college and be on neetbux, at least I don't have to slave away for Mr Goldstein.

>>35360022
You're not even making 10 grand a year. Lmao. Life is gonna hit you like a sack of bricks

Dangit I've only been to psych ward once. I'm only Bi polar , ptsd and major depression

>>35360796
Man you dont even know. Enjoy it while the high lasts. Youre going to feel like this is the best decision in your life, but youll live to regret it as you realize NEETdom is prison with internet.

Convince your parents to get a foster bro.

You might have to share a bedroom, but mommy and daddy get government checks for having a foster bro.

>>35360801
654*52=34008
What?

how the fuck is this not original

>falling for the NEET meme

originality

>>35360903
Thats a monthly check

>>35360919
oh shit, OP is fucked

i guess im gonna get a job after all

>>35360941
Imagine living on 7800 a year

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>>35360246
>654 bucks a month
I know this thread is b8 but holy shit that's funny.

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>>35360957
tfw slav and the average monthly wage is 600 euros. My uncle is a full-time NEET with only 350 euros monthly.

>>35360880
Uh no thanks, why the hell would help my parents? They're one of the biggest reasons my life is such shit, if anything they can pay me so I stay happy and don't go back to the ward.

>>35361017
>Has mental issues
>Blames others for his problems
You know institutionalization would be the best for you. Youll most likely try to kill yourself soon enough.

>>35361003
Only reason it's so low is because I still live with my parents, it takes away 240 bucks since I have shelter and food, if I was living on my own it would be 735 plus 164 from the state, I'm not even including all the exact aid they pay for and shit.

>>35361017

Fostering brings in like $1000 extra a month per child. Just do it anyway and tell them your having friends over.

>>35361008
What? In Bulgaria the minimum wage is <250 euros. Your uncle should be fine with "only" 350.

>>35361117
That would be kinda hard since I live with 8 other people, but my main goal is to go live on my own, they pay you more for living yourself and paying for your own place, I have deep hatred towards my family and parents and living myself would be totally worth it, I'm so sick of having to live with these losers.

>>35361094
Wtf you can get neetbux if you still live with your parents? Jesus Christ I need to get on this

>>35361142
Holy God that's cheap. My NEET bucks would go extremely far there, even though it's in U.S.bucks

In what way are you disabled OP, and do you think it could be faked?

>>35361262
As long as your over 18 they won't include your parents income, you can actually applie for ssi when your underage but they include y parents income.

>>35360763
Thanks for the thorough answer.

Can you explain the events that led to you going to the loony bin? Also, did you need to collect any paperwork from there to make your application?

>>35361291
Nope, autism is more of a disability then you could possibly know, I lost a relationship to it, couldn't pass a driver Ed class to it, and barely can make eye contact with people, and it's far from fake believe me.

>>35361142
That's minimal wage here in Slovakia. 600+ is the stuff the middle class earns.

>>35361328
Yes I actually had to call and ask for all my paperwork 3 times so the ssi people could have it. First time to the ward was because I was depressed and life keep getting worse so I drink myself drunk with a whole bottle of red wine, punched my father in the face, got sent to the ward, 2nd time was because I got put on aint depressants that were increasing my depression, and my father picked a fight with me, got sent back to the ward and my father almost got sent to prison, 3rd tune was be I started making death threats towards my self and my father, I also said I rather drink bleach then work and I'd join Isis.

>>35361363
How did you fair on the Test? Grade wise?

>>35361498
Well, from the class being filled with loud mouth liberals and kikis and insulting my race, I did quite badly, got 15 problems wrong on the first test, I up and left after seeing that the in person test was complete bullshit , I later did it online and passed with flying colors.

>>35361480
Is there anything else you think I should know or keep in mind if I choose to apply for NEET bucks myself?

>>35362819
Any meds you're taking, all the paper work from all the wards you visited, your social security number, birth certificate and etc.

>>35362945
Alright. Thanks for the info. I think this might be the way for me to go.

>>35362970
Best of luck to you anon, hopefully one day I'll see you in the NEET high counsel.

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>>35360022
Living the dream. Good for you Anon. Stay comfy my brother.

Does the uncle Remus way work for neetbux?

I have diagnosed depression, anxiety, and aspergers, but I have a job. Can I still get neetbux?

>>35364143
I only read part of it when I was 17, from what I remember reading it sounds like each case ix different and was really just a basic introduction to becoming NEET, so you should use it as a guide line but use common sense and make not seem fake or an act.
>>35364291
You probably could, there's another program named ssid for people who have worked, you actually get more for ssid then ssi what I'm currently on.

Alright, how do I NEETbux in Canada?

>>35361117
>Fostering brings in like $1000 extra a month per child
no..no it doesn't more like only a few hundred

>also a neet

I get 900$ per month + some extra cash on the side from my family.

>>35360695
if you fuck up the early years before 18 you fuck up all the years

Why does it seem like some many people here get bux? I thought it was quite difficult to get in the US. Can you just meme yourself a diagnosis and get bux pretty quickly?

>>35365726
anyone from Australia? how hard is it to get autism bux there? is it even possible

>>35365767
I have a friend from aus who gets a pension for schizophrenia but I know he had to take it to court to get it.

>>35365726
Probably most aren't from the US
Here in Canada you don't even need a diagnosis for Income Support which is ~400 a month plus covered rent, it's just to keep you fed and off the street.
AISH is more and requires a diagnosis.

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>>35360022
I wish I could become a NEET
But I'm Brazilian
What do?!

>>35365923
I'm not quite sure where in Canada you are referring too however in Ontario its difficult to get income support. And in Ontario its not called income support its called Ontario Works which involves daily interviews with a caseworker and you trying to find employment as well as you can't have any accents like a car in order to be eligible for the program

>>35360763

>3 times in the ward

That's how to do it, boys.

Very jealous wagecuck here.

>>35366224
Alberta, I haven't talked to my caseworker in months.

bl0x

>>35366238
No, you're misinformed. It's terrible in psych wards, worse than jail

>>35366409
Worthwhile if it gets you on disabilitybux

>>35366409

not at the hospital where I was at.
The food was great and hard cases were segregated on another floor.

>>35366315
Do you own a car? What is the financial assistance called in Alberta?

>>35366457
I hated being in the hospital. It was no joke. All doped out and unsure of when you were going to be able to leave, it was hell

>>35366432
This. Just suffer for a little while and play the tard card then get the gibs after.