I run 2 miles, I bike to work, I do 100+ pushups and 150 situps,

>>35354584
Starch based diet is the answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XVf36nwraw

>>35354584
maybe you aren't fat and just have one huge tumor :o

>>35354584
>1000 calories
When will this meme end? You lose weight by eating a WELL BALANCED DIET and EXERCISE not by eating less food and exercising. It's not "impossible" just because you aren't doing it right in the first place.

>>35354640
you are completely wrong stop memeing.

it's calories in, calories out, you WILL lose weight by eating at a calorie deficit no matter what you eat.

>>35354640
my diet consists of vegetables, fruit, meat, protein, and whole grains. How is eating 1000 calories of those going to make me not lose weight, but eating 3000 calories of those will make me lose weight?

I'll be eating 3x as much

I run 2 miles, I bike to work, I do 100+ pushups and 150 situps, and I eat 9001 calories EVERYDAY. It's been 2 months since I started this and I haven't gained a pound.

I guess it's just impossible for some people to gain weight.

This isn't possible. Stop lying fatass.

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>lost a lot of weight
>face is still ugly
>body is still ugly because being fat all my life gave me a barrel chest and loose skin

>>35354700
Calorie counting hasn't been used in scientific weight loss for a decade faggot

>>35354861
t. lanklet mad that it's impossible for me to lose weight

>>35354640
terribly meme'd my friend

I starved myself for 3 months and lost 40 pounds with 0 exercise

>>35354908
scientific weight loss changes every five minutes and is, in the end, a meme

the key to losing weight is to not eat a lot of food and only eat good food, trying to game the system is a fuck up

maybe your fatass is inhaling peanut butter in your sleep.

>>35354584
This is my new favorite bait.

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>>35355385
It's pretty comical, actually.

I swear, the wojak gets fatter every time I see it