Robocop Thread

>>35354568
2 points. I had sex and I like sports to be healthy

Scored 3 (normie cut off point?)

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>>35354568
4/10. I'm tall, fat 24 khv neet.

>>35354592
How did you have sex if you got no on all the other questions? Stranger things

>>35354592
>I like sports to be healthy
>not having point in healthy weight
what

3. Although the last time I had sex was with my cousin years ago and even though I wash I still have acne everywhere.

>>35354568
1 point: #9 (multiple times in fact)

Guess I'm officially a robot hooray :-)

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>>35354568
I literally don't understand how anyone can get less than 3 and be happy with their life

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>>35354568
2.
Could be much worse honestly. I've scored cyborg in some other tests, but muh autism is too deep.

>>35354718
>multiple times

Test scores show fat unwashed Manlet

Hmm.

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>>35354727
I feel fine.
Once you realize your definition of "happy" can be bent in your way, you don't feel any shame or distress anymore. You just enjoy the small things of life as they are and laugh at stupid fags posting "MFW no BF/GF/trap/whatever shit they wail for"

>>35354646
I have no idea in high school I was thin and worked out and showered every day so I had sex but I lost my hair and gave up on everything

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>>35354568
>1
Fuck no, I hate that shit, I don't like being in crowded places

>2
5 exactly, my nerds friends who hang out and look out for me once in a while

>3
I'm 6'4

>4
I have anxiety and depression, if that counts

>5
Every morning when I wake up

>6
Wagecucking at retail

>7
Dropped out of high school in my senior year because I got kicked out of my house so I had no choice but to work full time to get myself a place instead of being homeless

>8
I'm overweight but since I'm 6'4 I just look big instead of looking like a morbidly obese fat fuck

>9
When I was in middle school there was this girl that used to live in the same apartments I did, we took the same bus to and back from school. One day the bus dropped us off and we went to a lonely empty park and she let me lick her ass hole and fuck her. After that I fell in love with her but 5 months later she had to move and I never saw her again. I could never get a girl to like me again

>10
Is videogaming a sport?

4 normie points

>5/10
>can't sympathize with normies or robots
This is a hell of its own type.

>>35354568

11. Can you honestly say you've never masturbated to Hentai?

12. Are you not racist?

13. Do you find starting conversations with girls easy?

14. Do you smoke pot regularly?

15. Can you drive?

>>35354568
1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. Eh...sometimes
6. No
7. No
8. Slighty overweight but working on losing it. Been running miles so I try.
9. Never had sex
10. No

Points: 1.5

>>35354646
Because EVERYONE has sex, virginity is a meme

>>35354852
Posting more question answers
>>35354844
11. No
12. I am extremely racist.
13. No
14. Drugs are degenerate.
15. No
No extra points: 1.5

Scored one point for the dental hygiene. I brush before and after bed and floss before bed.

Seriously, robots. Floss. Gingival recession is scary.

>>35354877
Haha I fucking love when people who are racist and call others degenerate are also virgins with no friends who will die alone, warms my heart :')

I'll think about you when I'm fucking my girlfriend later, loser

>>35354568
1. No
2. No close friends anymore
3. Almost there at 5'10
4. Diagnosed as a sperg but I'm pretty sure it was a misdiagnosis. I'm almost certain I'm a sociopath in some manner.
5. I take a shower once a day because I like the feeling. I brush once a day aswell.
6. I interviewed for a job yesterday.
7.lol no
8. I'm 203lbs rn
9. Nope
10.not anymore

>>35354914
That's fine. If your white, you are doing your race a favor by making more white babies. I am asian so there is already a bunch of us already so I dont really care.

>>35354930
I'm white with an Asian gf

Original

>>35354568
>1. Do you go out clubbing or to parties regularly?

Y

>2. Do you have more than 5 close friends?

Y

>3. Are you 6'0 or taller?

N

>4. Are you free from any mental health issues (including autism)?

N

>5. Do you wash and brush your teeth regularly?

Y

>6. Are you currently employed?

Y

>7. Do you have a degree (or are in university)?

Y

>8. Are you a healthy weight (not Lanklet or obese)?

Y

>9. Have you ever had sex (prostitutes don't count)?

Y

>10. Do you play and sports?

N

How is it that a mentally retarded manlet is doing better than most of /r9k/?

I can't fathom how broken you must be to lose to someone like me.

>>35354940
Post proof?
I dont believe you one bit.
How is this not original?

>>35354958
Lmao I don't need you to believe me buddy. Original

>>35354958
>Post proof?
Gee, getting asian gf as a white guy is easiest thing to do. Even getting white gf is harder.

>>35354969
Well it is your race buddy. We have plenty of Chinese purebreads so we dont have to worry about going extinct. As long as you breed more niggers, spics, or mudslims.

>>35354947
>mentally retarded
>has more than 5 friends
>goes clubbing
>had sex
i guess you have new form of autism.

>>35354568
1. Do you go out clubbing or to parties regularly?
no
2. Do you have more than 5 close friends?
no
3. Are you 6'0 or taller?
no
4. Are you free from any mental health issues (including autism)? no

5. Do you wash and brush your teeth regularly?
yes
6. Are you currently employed?
yes
7. Do you have a degree (or are in university)?
yes
8. Are you a healthy weight (not Lanklet or obese)?
no
9. Have you ever had sex (prostitutes don't count)?
yes
10. Do you play and sports? no

4 points.

>>35354987
*As long as you don't
Originalio familamo

>>35354947
Fuck off normie scum!!!!!!
Oringle

>>35354991
By normie standards, he probably tripped at a party and pilled all the drinks to be considered remotely retarded.

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No to all but 1.

I'm no manlet

9 points, why do I still feel like I belong here then? The only one I didn't check off was mental health

>>35354991
Either that or he is surrounded by moralfags who just give him whatever he wants. Eitherway, I am jelous.

No no yes yes-ish yes-ish yes no no yes yes

>>35354987
Whatever dude I have more important things to be concerned about in my life. The only reason you care about racial purity is because you live a worthless solitary life and need to fill the hole that most people fill with friends and sex with something, so you chose race. I literally couldn't care less is the color of my skin goes extinct because I will have lived a good life and will be dead and gone. You'll have lived a shit lonely life and your racism will have been for nothing and no one will mourn you

Original 7/10 :o)

>>35355028
>racial
>color of my skin
>racism
back to plebit, will ya?

>>35354767
Manlet? Yes

Fat & unwashed? 170 pounds and well-groomed :-)

Stay mad virgin

>>35354568
1. Do you go out clubbing or to parties regularly?
N
2. Do you have more than 5 close friends?
N
3. Are you 6'0 or taller?
Y
4. Are you free from any mental health issues (including autism)?
N
5. Do you wash and brush your teeth regularly?
N
6. Are you currently employed?
N
7. Do you have a degree (or are in university)?
N
8. Are you a healthy weight (not Lanklet or obese)?
Y
9. Have you ever had sex (prostitutes don't count)?
N
10. Do you play and sports?
N
2 points for me

>>35355028
Assuming you are American, your entire population is in debt to us. You are pratically all wage slaves to us. Meanwhile, I don't owe a single dollar to anyone and get a comfy appartment.

But none of that matters anyways. If you ever have kids with your gf, they will grow up to be like Elliot Rodger anyways. You are breeding more robots.

6/10 normie here. You may not want my advice, but why would anyone not pass question 5? It barely takes any work at all and makes a big psychological difference.

10 Question Robot test:

1. Do you go out clubbing or to parties regularly?
>No.

2. Do you have more than 5 close friends?
>1 and he's my cousin/dealer

3. Are you 6'0 or taller?
>6'1" 216

4. Are you free from any mental health issues (including autism)?
>No, Autism, depression and schizophrenia
5. Do you wash and brush your teeth regularly?
>Depends on my mood but not less than once every 5 days

6. Are you currently employed?
>NEET

7. Do you have a degree (or are in university)?
>No, College dropout (2nd semester 1st year

8. Are you a healthy weight (not Lanklet or obese)?
>BMI is 26 and I'm in decent shape

9. Have you ever had sex (prostitutes don't count)?
>No

10. Do you play and sports?
>No, have a brown belt in judo though

>For every 'yes' give yourself 1 normie point
2 and height is not a normie point.

Post results, lowest score wins.

>>35355067

At least I'll be breeding :^)

>>35355069
>why would anyone not pass question 5?
Because there are lazy people.

>>35354568
i guess i have between zero and two since i never went to get checked for mental health issues and i dont know whether vidya counts as sport

>>35355084
Breeding more virgins. :^]
So much for yout future generations.
On the plus side, I can't wait to see your son's mugshot 20 years from now on the news.

>>35354844
smoking pot lowers social status. You should reverse the phrasing on question 14.

>>35355095
>mental health issues
If you're NEET, you have mental health issues.

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2 points. 2 fucking points. I started coming to this board to laugh at your lives now I've become one of you fags.

>>35354568
1) No
2) Yes
3) Yes
4) No
5) Wash yes teeth no
6) Yes
7) Yes
8) Yes
9) Yes
10) No

I scored 0, how has no one else in this thread scored 0?
am I blind or am I the first?

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>>35354568
1, Do you go out clubbing or to parties regularly?
>No
2. Do you have more than 5 close friends?
>No
3. Are you 6'0 or taller?
> 5'5
4. Are you free from any mental health issues (including autism)?
>Yes (Nothing has been diagnosed)
5. Do you wash and brush your teeth regularly?
>Yes
6. Are you currently employed?
>No
7. Do you have a degree (or are in university)?
>No
8. Are you a healthy weight (not Lanklet or obese)?
>I think so
9. Have you ever had sex (prostitutes don't count)?
>No
10. Do you play any sports?
>No

>>35355128
The Grand Wizard is here

>>35355105
yeah i did some online tests and i probably have mild depression and am schizoid
tho i dont like to trust online tests

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>>35354568
1. no
2. yes
3. yes
4. yes
5. yes
6. yes
7. yes
8. yes
9. :((((
10. yes

8 points

>>35354592
>>35354714
>>35354718
>>35354947
>>35354993
FUCKING HOW
HOW DO YOU GET SEX
IM MULTIPLE POINTS HIGHER AND NEVER SEEN A VAGINA

>>35354568
>are you 6'0 or taller?

Enough of this physical nonsense, no superficial quality will or can ease a robots pain as all of our problems come from within.

1. Do you go out clubbing or to parties regularly?
>No
2. Do you have more than 5 close friends?
>Yes
3. Are you 6'0 or taller?
>Yes
4. Are you free from any mental health issues (including autism)?
>Yes
5. Do you wash and brush your teeth regularly?
>Yes
6. Are you currently employed?
>Yes
7. Do you have a degree (or are in university)?
>Yes
8. Are you a healthy weight (not Lanklet or obese)?
>Yes
9. Have you ever had sex (prostitutes don't count)?
>Yes
10. Do you play and sports?
>No

I'm a normie, I'm only here for the greentxt

1. no
2.yes
3. 5'10"
4.no i have autism
5.wash no but i brush my teeth 2 times on most days(0.5 points)
6.part time at the dollar store(0.5 points)
7.no
8. im pretty fat
9.no
10.no

total: 2 points. i think im a robot

>>35354568
>no
>no
>no
>no
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>yes
>no

>>35354568
Does skinnyfat count? If so than 0

>>35354568
>>35354844
>1 maybe
I don't really consider myself to be racist.

>>35355303
skinny fat does count because it's the standard Manlet body type

>>35355102
Smoking dat Cush is the mos normie thing there is.

>>35355376
But I'm 5'11 and a half I'm tall

>>35354568
1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. Yes/No (I wash but not brush regularly) (Half point?)
6. Not really (2 hours a week) (Half point?)
7. Yes
8. Yes
9. No
10. No

3/10. Am I a robot?

>>35355221
Cuz I'm not a bitch

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>>35354568
>No
>No
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
>part time job
>university
>yes 63kg
>No
>No
fuck.

>>35354568

1 normie point

number 8 (only because I order 1 Large kebab and 1 large pizza each day.)

>>35354568
No

No

Yes

No

Yes

No

No

Yes

No

No

>>35355458
clearly you are if you got <7 points

>no
>no
>no
>doubt it, haven't tested anything
>yes, not brushing at least once a day is disgusting
>no
>in college/uni
>underweight
>no
>no

1 point. maybe 2 if it turns out im mentally healthy.

2 normie points. My body and clean teeth are the only thing I have going for me

>>35354568

1 point. I am not a virgin.

>>35354568
1. > Do you go out clubbing or to parties regularly?

No, never been in a party/club

2. Do you have more than 5 close friends?
No, I have 0

3. Are you 6'0 or taller?
No.

4. Are you free from any mental health issues (including autism)?
Uhm yes I guess

5. Do you wash and brush your teeth regularly?
Yep

6. Are you currently employed?
Net

7. Do you have a degree (or are in university)?
I have a shitty degree, though it is not a uni degree, so no I guess

8. Are you a healthy weight (not Lanklet or obese)?
Yes, I am normal

9. Have you ever had sex (prostitutes don't count)?
No, never

10. Do you play and sports?
No..


YES: 3
Am I normal?

>>35354568
>1. Do you go out clubbing or to parties regularly?
Only to birthdays till i was 10-11

>Do you have more than 5 close friends
Nope

>Are you 6'0 or taller
I don't think so

>Are you free from any mental health issues (including autism)?
No

>Do you wash and brush your teeth regularly
No but i wish since i find it disgusting

>Are you currently employed?
No

>Do you have a degree (or are in university)
Yes but a really useless and shitty one

>Are you healthy weight (not Lanklet or obese)?
I'm currently overweight for my age.

>Have you ever had sex (prostitutes don't count)?
No neither any other type of stong relationship outside my family

>Do you play and sports?
I go to the gym not often but atleast 17 times a year or so.


So i got 2 normie points.
But it's a pretty weak and basic test to be honest.

>>35354568
1. no but i did it a lot in the past but it sucks, i do go to pubs though so that counts +1
2. no +0
3. no +0
4. no +0
5. yes +1
6. no +0
7. yes +1
8. yes +1
9. no +0
10. no +0
=4

1. Yes
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. Yes
6. Yes
7. No
8. Yes
9. Yes
10. No

Half normie, half robot

1. Do you go out clubbing or to parties regularly?
No
2. Do you have more than 5 close friends?
Yes
3. Are you 6'0 or taller?
No
4. Are you free from any mental health issues (including autism)?
Yes
5. Do you wash and brush your teeth regularly?
Yes
6. Are you currently employed?
No
7. Do you have a degree (or are in university)?
No
8. Are you a healthy weight (not Lanklet or obese)?
Yes
9. Have you ever had sex (prostitutes don't count)?
No
10. Do you play and sports?
Gym and running count as sports?
4 or maybe 5 normalfag pointos

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>>35354568

>1. Do you go out clubbing or to parties regularly?
no, I usually get drunk by myself

>2. Do you have more than 5 close friends?
no, only 3

>3. Are you 6'0 or taller?
exactly 6'0

>4. Are you free from any mental health issues (including autism)?
tried to hang myself 2 weeks ago and suffered depressive episodes that lasted around 6 months each so I guess not

>5. Do you wash and brush your teeth regularly?
I used to but in the last few weeks I completely let myself go, haven't showered for a weed and I brushed my teeth 2 days ago

>6. Are you currently employed?
no, student

>7. Do you have a degree (or are in university)?
not really a uni, more like technical college

>8. Are you a healthy weight (not Lanklet or obese)?
I'm definitely fat but at a checkup I've been told that my blood pressure and other shit is ok, so I guess I'm ok

>9. Have you ever had sex (prostitutes don't count)?
Yeah, at least attempted to with a cute twink, but he was really tight and I had horrible lube and putting it in hurt like absolute shit, I actually had tears on my dick the next day. I at least tried to compensate for that and gave him a blowjob but he couldn't cum. I'm pathetic.

>10. Do you play and sports?
Once a week I lift a little bit, but for all intents and purposes, no.

I was being generous and gave myself 3 points, fuck

1 point.I do boxing but i'm fat because muh tiroid and eating a lot: