>ITT: things that trigger /r9k/

I have a gf and we have lots of sex.

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>>35351524
Antoni calzoni

>>35351524
>"I really wish you would give me a chance" - guy
>"Let me tell you about everything that is wrong with you, you selfish cowardly prick" - girl

You're right, OP. I am triggered by cunts who are mentally fucked up.

>>35352247
top kekkity
airman is the true hero

Post the one when the guy shoots out her eyes using lazer vision

>>35351524
>expecting me to read all that
I already hate myself, why bother?

I always wonder what kind of person wrote this. Probably someone who got his first gf and thought he was chad.

>>35353043
It was a numale for sure. This is like textbook numale work. They overthink everything and make everything overly verbose because they think they're making their point more convincing by doing so.
In reality girls don't think or talk like that at all. Nobody does except pesudointellectual numale faggots who spend 10 hours a day on reddit and reading shitting xkcd comics.

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>>35352247
fucking kek

originaroori

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>>35351524
haha tl;dr fag

>>35351524
>don't know excitement
Is she implying that re-posting other peoples content on various boards and social media sites in the lead up to the US election isn't exciting? Fucking roasties.

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>>35353096
>They overthink everything and make everything overly verbose because they think they're making their point more convincing by doing so
Yes they do, it's very annoying.