/r9k/, how do I get a vampire gf?
>>35351292
start by inventing vampires
>>35351321
serious answers only, pls
>>35351348
u want a parasite?
wtf is wrong with u
>>35351472
>he doesn't want a qt vampire draining his balls of cum while lovingly sucking your neck for blood
>he doesn't want to hear "I love how delicious you taste, anon~"
wtf is wrong with YOU
>>35351292
JUST B URSELF, obviously
:^) (never forget)
>>35351496
>wtf is wrong with YOU
I made an illustration to show you
>>35351754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk
>>35351292
have you tried acting alpha?