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/r9k/, how do I get a vampire gf?

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/r9k/, how do I get a vampire gf?
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>>35351292
start by inventing vampires
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>>35351321
serious answers only, pls
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>>35351348
u want a parasite?
wtf is wrong with u
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>>35351472
>he doesn't want a qt vampire draining his balls of cum while lovingly sucking your neck for blood
>he doesn't want to hear "I love how delicious you taste, anon~"

wtf is wrong with YOU
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>>35351292
JUST B URSELF, obviously

:^) (never forget)
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>>35351496
>wtf is wrong with YOU
I made an illustration to show you
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>>35351754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk
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>>35351292
have you tried acting alpha?
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