I have 75$ buckaroos to spend on Amazon, what should I buy?

>>35349048
milk and those wind up rattling teeth.

>>35349048
A waifu pillow.

You can thank me later.

>>35349069
Why milk?

>>35349048

buy as many mouse traps as you can and snap them onto your fingers.

helium and a mask

>>35349048
A gift card for gas or the grocery store.

>>35349109
I don't drive and I live with mommy

>>35349048
https://www.amazon.com/Vixen-Creations-Bandit-VixSkin-Vanilla/dp/B0043G55Q6/ref=sr_1_23_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1488870596&sr=1-23&refinements=p_36%3A1253520011%2Cp_72%3A1248903011

Some rope

Oregano

>>35349048

A bag of those artificial sugar gummy bears that make you shit your insides out.
A handful of cheap, yet classy glass candy bowls.
Some Please take one signs.

Leave them around everywhere.

>>35349048
Buy me some vidya

>>35349130
Buy some clothes for a job interview then.

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>>35349165
But I wan to live wit mummy forevr an evr

>>35349210

Buy mommy a big dildo.

>>35349146
https://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Pink-Lady-Mini-Lotus/dp/B00F3KO0ZI/ref=sr_1_38_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1488871109&sr=1-38&refinements=p_36%3A1253520011%2Cp_72%3A1248903011%2Cp_89%3AFleshlight