>tfw ejaculate in the coconut shampoo
>tfw sister is washing her hair with my semen
My roommate used to do that, and I once confused his cum bottle with my shampoo.
>>35347212
>My roommate used to do that, and I once confused his cum bottle with my shampoo.
wtf? your roommate had a cum bottle?
>>35347249
>>35347212
>roommate found the cum bottle
>>35347249
It was almost ten years ago. Posted it on /b/ once.
But yes. And that was how I found out.
>take shower once
>grab the wrong bottle
>roommate walks in to throw something in the trash (we had a blurry shower door -- so we were long past that being awkward)
>he pauses for a bit
>"dude, did you just use my cum bottle?" he asks
>"your what?" I said
>look
>open the bottle
>took a sniff
>mfw
After washing my hair with my actual shampoo, more vigorous this time, I just spent the rest of the day in my room, sitting in horror.