I'm curious what (straight) robots think a legit 9/10 or 10/10 man looks like. We have these threads all the time for girls but what does /r9k/ think the pinnacle of "attractive guy" looks like?
Obviously more interested in what guy who aren't attracted to guys think but I guess there's no way to administer a hetero purity test so have at it
This guy probably has to claw his way out of pussy every morning just to get from the bed to the bathroom.
>>35347145
Zac Effron. I'd literally kill people to look as good as him.
On the left, ideal male face tbqh
>>35347522
You have to be kidding me? Girls dont think plastic surgery is attractive
>>35347522
Look at those big pouty bitch-lips
Just google chris carmack. Literally text book chad.
>>35347657
Wow he looks like a bitch, so sexy
orororororegano
>>35347145
I've said this before, and it's probably just because of the way it was presented, but Dan Stevens in The Guest is literal PEAK human
I'd kill for a good Terminator remake with him as John Connor. He's shown he can play the Terminator now let's see the other way 'round.
Tom Hardy, I'd fuck him desuno homo
>>35347729
that guy is like a 6/10
>>35347799
That is the face of a turbo chad, anon
>>35347799
To each their own I suppose
I really fucking love that movie though. 80's revivalism done right: through dope soundtracks and simplicity, it's like a Halloween movie in a way. None of this VHS-effects neon shitty-on-purpose referential shit. I fucking love neon but that didn't necessarily make 80's movies good.
this is the perfect human
>>35347883
I know I'm talking about dan stevens, guy is average looking
This guy is my ultimate 10/10
>>35347910
Yeah right. Like it or not, THIS is the peak male body
frank ocean is pretty aesthetic
probably different cause he's not a white dude like these other guys
>>35348031
this is inarguably one of the most feminine dudes i have ever seen
he's not bad looking i guess but i would have assumed bottom left was some kind of art school girl 10 out of 10 times
>>35348086
he just looks like a damn greek statue
>>35348031
U sure that's a guy?
Pretty sexy desu either way
>>35347145
What the fuck kind of name is Dansby Swanson
>>35347725
Not even the most attractive QB on the patriots
>>35348112
A mix of suburban white people and Deep South
He's generally regarded as a really photogenic sportsball player. He's also like 22 or something.
Ignore the vampire shit, yeah. Also if anyone has those three shirtless bodybuilder fuccbois
Young Dolph is the archetype of Chad.
Also Hitler's wet dream.
Joe Gilgun is pretty cute.
>>35348254
why did whoever made this a gif think it needed to be made into a gif
>>35348031
OP said straight faggot
>>35348031
Looks like the chic that played Wonder woman.
>>35348277
It's a dumb gif but part or most of his attractiveness is how he emotes/ his onscreen personality, wanted to show that.
This guy or young Leo. Old Leo is like an 8
This guy.
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I'd let him fuck me in the ass.
oregano
>>35347145
I don't see how you can get more Chad than this. This is basically textbook Chad.
Kanye West.
Other people with 9/10 or 10/10 faces:
>Charlie Day
>Dean Ambrose
>Lil Uzi Vert
>>35348448
Chads are boring.
>>35348448
there's a lot of "end my suffering please" behind this man's eyes
>>35348474
So boring they have thousands of matches on Tinder to sort through.
>>35348488
That's retarded. I'd kill to be him and so would 99% of sensible men. He's living on super easy mode.
>>35348506
i'm not trying to tell you your mancrush is ugly i'm just saying there is a lot of pain in those eyes
>>35347522
Can someone give me a quick rundown on these two?
>>35348489
I can't help it if all teenagers of both sexes have generic taste in potential partner.
>>35348544
his name is apparently miroslav cech
curiously when i reversed this image search i got a BUNCH of results from lookism
Look at him... He's magnificent, he's gorgeous.
>OP asks for straight robots
>a bunch of faggots discuss whose dick they would take
Two fresh hot baked smoked steaming fried extra crispy 10/10s for ya op
>>35348635
I also screencapped this photo were I saw a juicy 10/10 Stan man, enjoy
>>35348542
Yeah he has a slight asymmetry to his face and eyes. I don't have a crush on him. I hate him. I hate all Chads.
Jason Schwartzman without his gay moustache is pretty fine.
>fuccbois
>fuccbois cont.
>>35348733
Guy on the right looks like the /fit/ Magnus Carlsen
>>35348725
Did they steal their girlfriends yoga pants?
>>35348031
Do any girls like that sort of soft/femmy aesthetic on guys? I'm a bit like that, not as attractive as that guy though, and a turbo-autist around chicks, but I think I notice girls looking at me and quite a lot say hi and shit. That is, before they end thinking I'm gay or asexual due to how quiet and aloof I am.
This is what a peak human male looks like
right balance of rugged masculinity and twinky fuccboi
>all these posts
>not one mentioning pic related
What is the world coming to?
>>35349153
david bowie has been dead for some time
>>35348473
whats ur favorite lil uzi vert song?
Something about this aesthetic seems ideal to me.
>>35349117
Landy <3
>>35348473
he looks like a stroke victim since he got in that car accident. Far from a 10/10
>>35348542
>i'm just saying there is a lot of pain in those eyes
that's just buttmad from being suspended 4 games
if there's any lesson to be learned, it's that chad always wins
>>35347657
John Carmack's brother? I wonder if he was the model for Wolfenstein guy and Doom guy.
Oreganuanu
>>35349422
i actually had to look this up to make sure it wasn't real. you got me anon
he really does look like the doomguy
pic related is a true 10/10
I would go gay for 90s early 2000s Reznor. The man has a god-tier jawline.
>>35349465
Oh, I just assumed he was John Carmack's brother since I didn't know he was an actor. The resemblance to doomguy made it more plausible.
>>35349345
He looks like a turbo autist
>>35347145
here he is my lachow!
All these replies and yet no one got it right
>>35349604
There's a guy I know who is a spitting image of Lachowski. Thought it was him the first time I saw Lachowski's face posted
>>35349009
Post your face anon, i won't save it I promise
>>35347145
I feel nothing, it's off how well we joke around.
Scandinavian guys (and girls for that matter) are some how almost always attractive, or at least have a higher ratio of attractive people in their population.
>>35349826
where are his eyebrows
>>35348031
Anon that is clearly a photoset of Lorde.
>>35349466
implying he doesnt look better today
John stamos is perfect, Mediterranean men>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>perfect skin tone
>best beards
>most aesthetically pleasing facial features
>perfect body hair
>>35349701
here you go, might as well attention whore at least once in my life
>>35349826
They're not ugly, but something about them makes them look too feminine or look too boyish. They don't have that rugged or chiseled look
>tfw you will never be a qt nazi
Clint Eastwood and Alain Delon are my two 10/10 top tier male specimens
>>35349930
Its the blonde hair and blue eyes. A lot of people are born with light coloured hair and eyes that turn darken with age. So light hair and eyes become associated with youth.
Its the same reason so many guys like blonde women, because neoteny is considered an attractive trait, men tend to like partners with signs of youth.
There are still lots of blonde haired blue eyed chads though
>>35349903
You have nice eyes and pretty good face symmetry, I guess you don't get grills due to personality then
>>35350044
this is clint eastwood's kid btw
>>35349903
you look a little like those classical greek and roman pretty boys
>>35350202
He makes myboipussy twitch. I want him so baddddd
I read in VICE MAGAZINE that Aryan/10 billionaires who take model shots are the new Chad. Also I'm obsessed with Nazis. :^)
Dolph Lungdren the only acceptable living person. Or why girls despise manlet?
Have we forgotten already, brothers?
>>35351591
Is this a joke? I have no sense of humor and am also unable to distinguish when someone is mentally ill and take their racist ravings seriously.
>>35349290
Scott and Ramona
>>35351802
Do you think moote liked us most of all the boards? I like to think we embody 4chan the best and so we are closer to him than all the others.
>>35351802
Our Great Leader
Gas all the normies!
This is the correct answer.
There are a few correct answers
>>35347458
>killing people to get pussy
It's a good thing mongoloids like you weed themselves out of the gene pool
>>35352463
This is also a very correct answer
>>35347145
>"straight" men give their opinion about how other men's attractiveness
kek. Kill yourselves.
>>35347657
When your jawline is that pronounced you just look silly.
>>35352473
Is someone somewhere having fun? Call the firing squad! I will personally start a gulag if I ever see again non-official behavior on my precious board.
>>35352473
Zac Effron detected
David Gandy
Original comment
>>35348692
His features are not manlet-approved. He does not have the lantern-jaw of a Teuton god. :^{
>>35352919
This is a flirty travesty that is none of my business! I'm going to make a thousand butthurt threads about this that recieve no reply!!! That'll show whoever!
>>35348031
tfw i also look feminine
he looks good imo but he also looks short
>>35353398
post feminine face desu
>>35353414
alright, and for the record I'm not really attracted to feminine faces on men (no homo).
I think clint eastwood is ideal
that army guy that was killed in friendly fire
>>35349153
Now that's a rare Bowie if I ever saw one.
>>35349272
And?
>>35349153
the majority of this board is probably too young to quite realize that david bowie was ever not an old-ass man.
>>35348031
I literally cannot tell whether or not that's a girl or a guy.