>"AnoooOOOooonn...when are you going to ask me out

All she needs is like 20 more pounds and cat hair and she could pass as a library teacher

>>35346487
Y-you too

I mean I mean uhh

>>35346487
I think I would bitch out at that. Personally I had girls point blank tell me they liked me and I bitched out.

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>>35346487
>MFW even shes too attractive for me

>>35346487

Wanna go out and get something to drink?

Because (*takes off her shoe and smells it) you're too good for me.

>>35346487
Which one is asking me this? The one on the left looks like a fucking bitch, and the one on the right looks like a God damn cat lady in training, and unfortunately for her her breasts also find themselves in training. Being pushy about it wouldn't help their case.

>>35346487
>when are you going to ask me out already?
when i know you'll say yes

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>Ask the nerdy girl out
>She fucking dies the next day
Messed me up for life

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l-l-later

>>35346580
just ask out evil people. it'd be like dath note.

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>>35346487
BACK TAH FRICK OFF

>>35346487
HESH MINEsh

>>35346487
That brunette looks like she's going to grow out of her awkward phase and get pretty hot. Best lock it down now before she realizes she can do better.

>denim dress
I guess that's how you spot a female virgin.

The redhead looks like tilda swinson, who looks like Conan O'Brien.

The brown hair chick looks average, just needs to clean up

>>35346487
Redhead is qt as fuck

Was this pic taken in 2000-2008?

>>35346580
Greentext PLEASE

origin kebabs

>>35346487
Still out of my league, if only because she's thin.

>Slam fist
>INYOURDREAMS!

>>35346546
If you don't find her attractive then there's an obvious reason why you're single

>>35346580
I'm sorry anon, but the only way that could be any funnier would be if she died the following minute.

>>35348103
like, duh??

>>35348332
Its another
>anon didn't read the post before replying
Episode

is that a denim skirt? are you kidding me? get some fuckin fashion sense.

Denim skirts in my experience were usually worn by protestant girls from very religious families. I had a friend in college who was really cute but she ALWAYS wore a denim skirt, or like caprices. She never wore shorts, and didn't really like showing a lot of skin.

I figured usually girls who wear denim skirts are protestant or very religious and are just taught/believe it's a sin to show skin unless you're with your lover. Women/girls still wear denim skirts in this day and age, I see them still.

holy shit the one on the left is like 11/10 model tierhot if she took off her glasses