Why haven't you tried this yet anon? https://invisiblegirlfriend.com

I ain't going on that shit.

What is it?

>>35344777
its a service that offers to give you a fake gf. you put in your backstory, her name, your info, etc and they have a grill call/email you from time to time so you can use it as proof for gf

>>35344826
just took a look.
>real.
>writers.
>answer.
>your.
>texts.

I ain't sharing my cringy cancer with anyone but a bot.

>>35344736
A-are lesbians welcome

>>35344736
Why would you do this if there's literally people who will be your fake gf? There's a thread up right now with ine as the OP. Jeez.

>>35344941
FUCK OFF ROASTIE.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


FEMALES CAN'T BE ROBOTS.

FEMALES DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SUFFERING OF BEING NEGLECTED AND SHUNNED BY SOCIETY, BURDENED WITH HAVING TO CARRY ALL THE HATRED THRUST UPON YOU FOR THE YEARS OF YOUR PATHETIC AND MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE, WHILE MISSING THE REQUIRED AMOUNT OF BALLS TO FINALLY PUT AN END TO YOUR FUCKING EXISTENCE.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WOMEN ARE PAMPERED AND BABIED BY TODAY'S SOCIETY.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35344978
link thread now dammit

>>35345000
>>>35341423
Snakes are cool but frogs are original

>>35345048
nope shes not in my state. forget it

>>35344987
I'm not a robot I just browse this board occasionally because people like you make me laugh :^)

>>35345115
Nice try robot, no one believes that.

>>35345199
>girls can't be robots
>nice try, robot

pick one

>>35345067
What state are you bro?

>>35345216
hmmmmmm...
Girls can't be robots, but she's not above a robot.

>>35345237
Colorado

The original one

>>35345266
Good job, anon. I'm proud of you

origins

>>35345268
Sounds like a hastle