>Be me
>18 year old male w latina gf
>Doing anal on couch
>Fuckyea.jpg
>Pull out
>She shits all over
>Panic, parents coming home soon
>Blame it on dog
>Parents put dog down
>Cause of death: Anal Explosion
>>35343658
All I got out of this is that you're a normie and need to fuck off
>>35343658
>>Parents put dog down
made me laugh
>>35343658
You should report this to homicide, I didn't think people referred to Hispanics as dogs.
>>35343658
This isn't reddit you fucking retard
>>35343889
nice.
>>35343658
>parents put dog down for shitting on the couch
Your parents are mentally ill
>>35343658
You should really stop calling your gf a dog or people will think your parents are animal abusers.
>>35343658
it would be hard to get the dog put down if there were nothing wrong with it. I work at an animal hospital and the vets saw a normal dog they would not kill it just because the owners asked.
epic copy and paste my dude, upvoted!
>>35343658
fuck off normie, I'd have more respect for you if you were actually analing the dog instead
>>35344178
And I would kill him for doing that, as well as you for respecting him for doing it. You subhuman scumbags not deserving to live.