Normie Advice is Shit

> I had the cops called on me, and got expelled from my university?

greentext or gtfo

Not that normie advice is particularly in depth or thought out (though 'just asking her out' is basically what you have to do without caring about the result) but you sound incredibly incompetent, what the fuck?

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>>35343317
A conversation I had with my cousin
>bro you should get some girl
>me trying to laugh it off 'hehe yeah you're saying it like it's so easy'
>he looks at me confused 'uuhhh... Yeah'

>>35343317
You asked out the same bitch nine times? NINE TIMES? What the fuck. Her pussy liquid gold? I've never seen a person in my entire life that's worth asking the same thing to them nine times.

Shit if you asked me what the time was nine times I'd call the cops too.

>>35343369
Just tried talking to girls and ask them out. Got reported for them to some kind of authority. That's roughly it.

>>35343403
*shrug*

>>35343457
Different girls.

If you're not inherently attractive, able to exploit psychology, or obviously rolling around in money, that is never going to work.

It's a game of numbers, and your numbers probably suck.