hhaha, shiiieeeeeet!

>dogs don't lose their shit when they see you and start barking/howling/lunging at your throat
>you are a robot

Pick one, but only one!

>>35342693
dogs love me
I think it's because I smell like a dog and I pet them

>>35342693
I've never had a dog go aggro on me and have one myself.

Guess I'm a true robot.

>neighbor stands at building door with his dog
>dog runs up to me
>try to pet it
>he yanks on the leash and choke chain
>dog yelps
>yells at me for trying to touch his expensive purebred dog

some people man

>>35343014
you have to ask permission before petting someone's dog you sperg

>>35343034
what?
even when they run up wagging their tail?
that's dumb
what am I supposed to do? smack the dog if it gets near me?

no sir, no attention allowed to this expensive purebred dog, keep your hands away even though he's practically humping your leg

>>35343067
He's memeing on you, calm the fuck down little buddy.

>>35342693
Is this a real thing? What do they do, Smell autism?