Anyone here need a fake GF?

Also, because I know some of you are underage, that's realky not a problem either. I can pass as a 16 yo depending on the way I do my makeup.

>>35341423
But like where to you live or provide your service?

>>35341593
Washington. It's in the OP.

>>35341632
Yeah but you said I could pay transport fees

>>35341655
Depends on where you are, how long, and when. I'm a Uni student so I can't just up and leave whenever.

>>35341748
New york would work?

>>35341423
>I'm a whore that doesn't put out
No thanks, escorts exist. It might be cheaper but that's because I'm getting far less out of it.

How much / hour?

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>>35341423
>who wants to hire me as a whore?
>btw my daddy's a detective so don't try anything silly bois ;)
A detective isn't going to run protection for a prosty, you gullible 14 year olds

>>35341782
We'd have to discuss. I'm living with my mother for her medical reasons so we would have to be very intelligent about the situation. I would suggest you find a business who is in your area instead though.
>>35341822
Depends on the situation. Only 30$ for coffee dates. If you want me to study up for sine million dollar event it costs more.
>>35341839
>>35341796
What I do is perfectly legal and is often a professional business

>>35341922
*some
Excuse my spelling, I'm on mobile today

>>35341922
Do you do milk?

>>35341423

Your daddy is shit, i will fuck your daddy up and steal you as my concubine.

Post contact if you're down.

>>35341973
>>35341984
no. I do not do sketchy/illegal stuff.

How far is too far?

Hug.
Kiss on the cheeks.
Making out
Hands under shirt.
Hands down your pants but not inside your panties.
Hands down your pants and inside your panties.

You allow all these?

>>35342082

Nothing sketchy about it, i will fite your daddy and win, and then i will make you my woman. Sounds good right?

>>35342133
Hugs, cheek kisses, fish kisses, and (depending on the situation sometimes) makeouts are fine. Remember, other people are present, so it's best to be decent. I also taught a guy how to tango one time and got him the number of another girl on the same night once.

>>35342246
So no touching? But hugs are okay?

What about one of those assertive hugs where i grab you by your ass and pull your body into mine?

>>35342246
>other people are present
That's kind of the point. I'd want other people to be jelous about the kinds of things you allow me to do.

How much to go to a club and you twerk on me all night

>>35342278
>>35342278
I generally describe the rules as anything that would happen in Highschool Musical. Nothing inappropriate. Assertive kissing is fine, nothing I haven't done before when acting. It can be discussed further.

>>35341423
>tfw poor fag
>tfw New Mexico

>>35341922
>perfectly legal and is often a professional business
Nevada sure is a neat state :^)

What race are you?
Or ethnicity?

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>>35342303
Then again, like I said it's up for discussion. After all I do dancing with most clients which is pretty intimate and am solid at doing spontaneous cute things if that's also what your after.
>>35342893
That's the best part about it, you'll never be able to tell unless I told you, which I never tell my clients. I am of mixed race, and depending on my makeup I can be caucasian, asian, or hispanic. I've also passed as a Romani (Gypsy) too. At least five times I was a halfu (half Japanese).

>>35341423
>the back of my head
well, now I know where to aim.

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>>35343119
I'll put her to good use afterwards anon, gonna make up for all those times she never put out that's for damn sho

>>35343091
Orth?

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>>35343257
I think High Elvish would be easier
>>35343119
>>35343200
watch it crissy, I have trigger memes. Pic related.

>>35343507
Moar liek nigger memes, amirite?

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>>35344180
It's great, I like it a lot. Sharing memes is a quality past time.

>>35344408
Moar liek you kike it a lot, amirite?

>>35344715
>just finished a Klondike bare
Klondike'd it

Do you date blacks?

>>35344783
Fake date, but yeah. I don't racially discriminate against clients, that's unprofessional.

>>35341423
What's your body type?
Orefano

>>35344782
*bar

>Don't try anything funny. My daddy's a detective and I literally have a tracker chip in the back of my head.
thanks anon, i had a good kek at this line. if you want to stay safe, just carry a gun.

how do I get into this business op?

>>35341423
>I literally have a tracker chip in the back of my head.

Hold the fuck up

What

>>35345459
I guess disney? That's how my friends describe my body type anyway.
>>35345490
Thanks
>>35345603
>>35345730
I actually do though. I show my clients the area when I first meet them so they know I'm not playing around. There is a visible scar hidden underneath my hair. I do however also cary bear spray with me. Thank you for your concern though anon.

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>>35345757
>There is a visible scar hidden underneath my hair.

Dude that's dank as fuck. Post pics.

>>35345757
>Thanks.

No problem, my niggest crook.

>>35345705
http://blog.rentafriend.com/rent-or-hire-a-fake-girlfriend-or-boyfriend/
http://gfrental.com
>>35345798
Clients only :)
>>35345832
Actually kek

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>>35345867
>Clients only :)

Then I'm forced to conclude that you're full of shit. Good day, roastie.

>>35341423
>>35341423
What general section of Washington do you actually work in? I can't imagine your service area is actually coterminous with the state's boundaries (if you were in eastern Washington generally, there would be large chunks of north Idaho and possibly even Oregon closer to you than the Seattle metropolitan area, for example).

>>35345959
Also getting over the Cascades to play a role in whatever half of Washington is not the one you live in would just not be worth anything like the effort required at certain times of the year.

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>>35345909
Fine. Pic related.
>>35345959
Usually most of my clients are around the Thurston County area

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>>35346014
Looks like you're just balding, desu.

Thread confirmed for roleplay.

>>35346222
Ok, sure sweetheart

>>35346289
He's not wrong though, it does look like you're balding

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>>35346014

I dont really a see a scar my nigga.

Here is why i believe you are full of shit

According to you, you are

>very attractive and fit
>have a boyfriend/daddy dom/sugar daddy
>have top notch social skills to the point that you can comfortably and convincingly play different characters in social settings
>are apparently so good at this that people pay you just to go to a social gathering with you

And yet you are on r9k, the most pathetic loser board on probably the entire internet?

>>35346376
That's why it's hidden, that's what these scars look like. It has a leathery feel too, kinda creepy.

>>35346398
>very attractive and fit
Why is that hard to believe?
>have a boyfriend/daddy dom/sugar daddy
Never said that. When I said daddy, I meant my actual father. Never once did I say I had a sugar daddy.
>have top notch social skills to the point that you can comfortably and convincingly play different characters in social settings
That's what this business is
>are apparently so good at this that people pay you just to go to a social gathering with you
Same as last answe
>And yet you are on r9k, the most pathetic loser board on probably the entire internet?
Where most of my clients come from. Here and 8 chan or cinna moe Guess you'll never know if you don't try though.

>>35346530

How fit are we talking about here? Just in case I need to make a qt lifter Stacey jealous.

>>35346398
...

I'm not OP, but are you just fucking shitposting, or are you serious? You can't think of ANYTHING /r9k/ might have to offer someone who legit matches that description? Like, say, the thing /r9k/ is most known for? Try to come up with the answer yourself, if you do not have serious brain damage, it should be achievable for you in short order.

>>35346530
There are not enough people on this board from one single state willing and avke to pay for your service for you to make a living off of this. Plus the fact that in almost 10 years here I have never seen you post before.
What do you get out of this roleplaying bullshit? Are you just a compulsive liar?

Id rather get an escort to do this.

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>>35346570
Pic related except my rib cage is slightly smaller. Have you ever seen a Bruce Tim pin up girl? I've also been compared to that. Makes good for cosplay.

>>35344408
>Frisk: Chinaman
kek

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>>35346790
Some people enjoy the alternative because I actually engage with you, practice social skills, and help you gain confidence. It's pretty comfy desu.
>>35346839
Do you like memes, anon?

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How is anyone replying seriously? Get out normalscum enjoy burning in hell you slime

>>35341423
>I have a tracker chip in the back of my head
You don't your head to be raped. It can be easily removed.

>>35341423
why would anyone do this. don't you feel guilty lying to people and giving lonely men the illusion of love. trust me nobody cares if i show up single but everyone cares if i lie.

Kys roastie whore, hope you get raped

>>35347194
>don't you feel guilty lying to people and giving lonely men the illusion of love.
It's so much more than that though. Usually, the guy doesn't even want a gf or is closet gay and just needs this for practical purposes. Sometimes, the guy just needs the practice before he has the confidence to do the real thing. Sometimes, he just needs companionship. No one deserves to be lonely.
My favorite night is when I got a guy to dance with a girl he liked, get her number, and he used the dance style I taught him with her to impress her. It was a really successful night.

>>35347380
ok but you are on a board for lonely people, and they start asking if they can kiss or touch you can't you pick up on the real reason people want to hire you

>>35347380
Read this post >>35347024
Get out
>>>/soc/ is where you belong, and posting here is a violation of rule 3. No /soc/ outside of /soc/

How much would it cost for you to kill yourself?

>>35347424
There's nothing wrong with that if it's for practice or jealousy purposes. I suppose you have a point though.

>>35347634
GET OUT NORMIE
You are the cancer ruining this board. This isn't /soc9k/ and your post doesn't belong here.

>>35343091
>That's the best part about it, you'll never be able to tell unless I told you, which I never tell my clients. I am of mixed race, and depending on my makeup I can be caucasian, asian, or hispanic. I've also passed as a Romani (Gypsy) too.
Aaaaand that's when you took bullshit too far.

Get out you fake catfishing /b/tard

>>35347783
Not really, I definitely know a mixed-race girl in real life who could pull that race-posing stuff off no problem. Granted, she's a snotty little know-nothing bitch, so she wouldn't be able to handle the rest of the job very well, but still: girls who look that way absolutely exist, and are not even that uncommon. Leave your house a bit more, anon.

>>35347673
>everyone more interesting and pleasant to be around than me is NORMIE SCUM

This fucking post again....

>>35346573

If you honestly think that a person like that would even have found this board you are beyond saving

>>35341423

What would it cost for you to be my gf? Not talking money wise obviously, im talking about those a$$ets.

>>35348381
>people have to go out of their way to FIND a board on 4chan

Please update your impression of this website from 2008. /r9k/'s flagship meme was ranted about by a 70-year-old presidential candidate a few months ago.

>>35346014
>Thurston Co.
I don't get paid enough to drive that far to pay somebody for middle school dance-tier affection. Thank god I don't get invited to anything where I have to feign success.

>>35349220
Where do you live? Seattle? Yakama?
Usually it's like wine and dinner events anyways.

>>35346398
Makes sense that she'd be here once you think about it.

>>35349472
also

>she

not interested in this sort of thing but how much do you actually make? do you get good money from it? how often do you get clients?

Can i ask you how (thanks to surfing places like this and others) have affected your views of men? I mean, even other fembots seems to despise robots, is funny isn't?, girls that are losers despising male losers. But yeah, back to the point, seeing guys at the bottom of the barrel have at least uncounciously set the standart high for men that you will personaly like? What do you think aside from the lack of social skills is the main problemas of robots? One thing i have noticed is how girls despise how with no motivation, the guy can be a 6-7/10, pretty smart and etc etc but if the guy haves a drive that isn't strong enough seems to be instantly despised. Thanks