I have a date tonight for the first time since the 8th grade

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Talk to the cunt

Small talk a bit, flirt with her after a bit idk baka

Just don't be yourself desu

>>35340050
Just act normal, and don't bring up that time that you used a DS Stylus to masturbate and ended up the ER with the damn thing stuck in your anus.

Also, w-who is this ebony Goddess?

STOP posting niggers on /r9k/

>>35340050
Holy shitty TTY TT!!! You've got to get yourself some fucking weed!!! Smoke up, get a takeout pizza, eat it, rawdogging her in the backseat, what's the problem?

>>35340152
>in your anus
it was in my urethra

Take a shower. Toenails.
Brush teeth. Have a good wank to relax.

Don't expect much and keep cool. No weed!
Ask her stuff and don't talk too much about yourself. REMEMBER the facts (her name etc.).

Think more of it like a routine meeting or training session, will keep you chilled, and ironically, in return makes you look cool.

When all is going well: Offer your penis for anal sex. If she agrees, good job.

>>35340253
OK, but who, in the name of kek, is this chocolate deity?

>>35340157

Yeah. Because the fucking trannys from /soc/ would be better, wouldnt they?

>and nobody fucking complaints about those
>faggots