>this happens to you what do?-

Be glad that its over

Turn 360 degrees and brain the fucker that hit me with a bat.

>>35339930
Desperately try to pick up as much of my brain as possible and put it back in before bleeding out

>>35339930
god i wish that were me


origins

>>35339930
Feel happyness.
Relieve.

make a cheeseburger

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>>35339930
Actually looks like a pretty pain-free way to die.
You're probably not going to feel pain for very long if your brain is physically disconnected from you body on-impact.

>>35339930
What's the story here?

Oreg

>>35339930
>implying that hasn't happened to me before

>>35340068
>that fraction of a minute where you're a pseudo-functioning incomplete brain that's missing entire lobes
I (don't) wonder what that's like

>>35339930
Woah is that real? That brain is fuckin massive.

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>>35340092
Probably feels chilly on the concrete floor.
Honestly, if I had to die right now, that kind of way wouldn't be half bad.

>>35340121
Not really, it's just that it fell on the ground and therefore flattened out.
Apparently, the brain has the consistence of tofu, and can you can print your hand in it just by holding it and let gravity do it's job.

>>35339930
damn now I want a hamburger

>>35339930
that's pretty hot desu -

>>35340092
You wouldn't feel anything. Unless it was excised surgically by a professional and kept alive with fluids before being lightly placed on the ground, your lobes would have been scrambled to shit. That is, you'd be dead.

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>>35340121
>tfw to intelligent to leave a small brain splat

i have a helmet for when i go motorcycling