>Have a QT gf
>be you
Pick only one.
>>35339613
why not both?
oregano
>be me
>get tormented and mocked by every cute girl
I'm picking both.
>be me
The gf was gonna betray me anyway.
>>35339613
Can I be the QT gf?
>implying that I'm sadistic enough to make someone spend time with me
>>35339671
I'm autistic about putting my dick where another dick has been and also girls expect to have dates paid for and this is not plausible on my min wagie wages
>>35339613
Suicide
HAHA I WIN.
I can't be myself if I'm not alive.
If you can't/won't get a gf explain why :^)
Because all girls of even moderate attractiveness are whores
>>35339907
>>35339907
I'm 300lbs and wear levi jeans