/britfeel/

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WHERE DO YOU FIT? orhabvthb

This year's heat wave is going to be genuinely unbearable.

>>35338891
I don't fit anywhere here.

I have a career and ambitions but I am completely uninterested in women and society.

>>35338891
The only place I kind of fit is Gamma +

>>35338891
>solid future ahead of me in a career path I enjoiy
>have friends and no problem with women
>prefer being alone and staying in watching anime and video games

So none of these

>>35338964
Sounds like gamma + to me bud

>>35338891
delta neg

Why the fuck is buttering bread so hard. Fuck this shit tbqh. I don't eat butter because it's shit but my gf demands her sandwich is buttered like some fucking heathen.

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Heroes by David Bowie is stuck in my head for some reason. What's stuck in your head, lads?

>>35338891
>inb4 loads of betas and deltas saying they are gamma positive while having no noteworthy intelligence or skills whatsoever

>>35339006
>Highly intelligent
>Artists and philosophers

I am non of these

>>35338891
Delta positive, i'm basically just getting by in life with my comforts

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>>35338891
everyone is Gamma + lmao :)

maybe legit Omega - but with a masters degree.

I sure do love cute boys and furrys :^)

>>35339053
thoughts of suicide

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>>35338823

>Britbongs pay a license fee to watch this

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>35338891
Delta positive but I'd like to work towards becomeing Gamma positive but I don't have the motivation. Am learning some instruments and am looking into purchasing some political theory and philosophy books to become well read but theres a way to go yet.

>>35338823
i think y+ but i dont know if this is my ego talking

i like to spend my time improving myself and trying to help others. i could be a normie if i wanted to but i have chosen not to because i prefer to spend my free time reading, lifting, and seeing my few close friends. my biggest problem is that i sometimes judge people unfairly, and i get stressed but this is something i am working on.

>>35338891
STRONG omega positive

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>>35338891
No one here is gamma positive stop lying to yourselfs

>>35339198
yourselves*

Whhopsie doodle

>>35339198
Only two people have to be fair. I"d like to be but I'm nowhere near yet.

>>35339198
of course not, because having the ability to make infographic doesn't make you a qualified psychologist

>>35339131
This isn't a tv program tho

>>35339236
Soon will be. The white girls in my uni wont shut up about it.

Has anyone here employed the services of an escort?

Was the girl nice? Was she clean? Was she easy to work with? What did you do with them, and how much did it cost?

>>35339174
thank fuck.
i was getting worried then
omega positive as well

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>>35339253
Imagine being so sad that you spend most of your time reposting your cuck fantasies on brit/feel/
Jesus and I though I was a looser

>>35339281
Embrace the madness my friend

>>35338891
gamma plus of course

theres what looks like diarrhoea on the side of the toilet seat...how?

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>>35338891
Omega negative, where my bros at?

>>35339329
oh it's embraced mate, don't worry about that

i feel a bit shitty. was speaking to a cute girl on tinder, well we were messaging eachother a few times throughout the day. she suddenly said that it feels like she in an interview, and removed me a few hours later. feels bad. i only asked her like 3 qestions, and they where essential ones such as "what interests do you have".

>>35339453
dodged a bullet there lad

>>35339453
You're meant to ask what she's up to and deduct her interests from there

but I wouldn't listen to me, I'm just a lonely robot

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>>35339395
phantom shitter

>>35339453
Best just talking shit in the future. Works better

>>35339508
one of the first things i asked her was something like that, she said the usual "not much" so i never bothered again. girls 95% of the time say "not much" when you ask them what they are up to.

>>35339490
i guess so. its annoying though.

>>35339530
>Best just talking shit in the future

i dont even know how to talk shit with strangers, you mean like have banter and stuff?

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>>35338891
I'm too lazy and easily distraced to bother reading and assigning myself a title

in other words
>tfw to intelligent to believe this meme image


jun is even lewder than I thought, bit intimidated desu

>>35339595
>bit intimidated desu

Hot

>>35339592
Just be funny and charismatic, likeable etc

>>35339615
im shit at that. i just want to chill and have comfy convos. i can only be like that if there is a subject matter, and im in a certain mood. this is probs why girls typically dont bother with me.

>>35339615
BEE YOURSELF!

in an original way

>>35339595
don't let jun pressure you into anything lad, stay pure for us

>The board would like to have a chat with you

Should I be worried?

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>>35338891
Definitely Delta positive.

>>35339663
Just don't try and get a hookup through topics of interest. It's not the weakest link

>>35339784
im lost though because near enough all the girls on tinder say they want to date, have friends, or a relationship so i just treat the girls like i want to get into them and get to know them, not like i just want to fuck and forget about them. dont even know how to do the second one desu. im not programmed to just talk shit, i would feel like a prick.

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>>35338823

Why haven't you read Elliot Rodger's literary masterpiece 'My Twisted World' yet?

>>35339053
Search Redgum - I Was Only 19

In my head atm

>>35339903
I've got it in hardback

>>35339754
Any idea why they might want to have a chat?

>>35339903
I have. I loved it.

>>35339956
second interview

>>35339053
a conversation I had with a girl 8 years ago when I gave her a watch as a valentine's present

>it's time to love me

>>35339903
Elliot Rodger's literary masterpiece 'My Twisted World' is the most supreme thing ever written.

>>35339949

Only one person I know has it in Hardback

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT_Lv80EPVI

I don't yet, but I will order it when I get paid.

Reminder that all serial/spree killer worship is a psyop by GCHQ to encourage similar actions in the UK.

>>35339997
>>35339998
whoa nothing was posted on this whole board for 5 seconds, that fuckin nuts

>>35340001
>>35339998
>>35339903

did you guys actually like it? i thought it was interesting at first but i got bored of it half way through because he kept moaning about the same thing, and his lack of awareness made me cringe.

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>>35340037
Why would they encourage spree killings?

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lads i dont know if i want to live anymore.

what do

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>>35338823

I'm really fucking sick of my job lads. I fell for the university meme. I studied a STEM subject at Oxford, and then studied for my masters at Cambridge.

Then I had to go through developed vetting and finally got my dream job working at GCHQ. I assumed it would be exciting and challenging work, really making a difference, analysing ISIS videos etc and changing the world for the better

What do I get? A shift from 4pm to 12 midnight posting serial killer memes on britfeel

>mfw they run out of coffee and I'm on the late shift

>>35340065

The second half way by far the best, where he is splashing people with lattes etc, and actually planning the attacks. The first half was mostly just talking about less interesting bits of his adolescence.

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>>35339595
you only know the surface lad... just wait and see.

>>35340044
It cost me a fucking get too. Had it perfectly timed otherwise.

Payday on Friday.
Might buy a Switch, good idea?

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>>35340210
>>35339595
Hegaroginal

>>35340230
Not from what I've seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

>>35339306
Imagine being in denial of reality

>>35340202
him talking about splashing people was funny, and when he tried to push the girls, but i found it boring and edgy when he was going on about walking around the shopping centre, and when he went on about reading books in an attempt to take over the world.

i did feel sorry for eliot at times because i could relate to how he was treated in high school, and how he played world of warcraft to escape.

>>35340256
me on the right

poster

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>>35340256
wrong

at least one of us isn't fat, can't speak for the other

>>35340185
I ditched my well paided full time job to become a postie best decision of my life senpai

Feeling pretty decent today lads. Lost 4kg last month. Had a good two hour workout. 80kg shoulder press. 8 1/2 minute mile. Might not sound all that impressive but as progress since New Year goes I'm pretty happy with it.

Tunnock's caramel wafers are my favourite food and I don't care WHO KNOWS

>>35340311
Reading your post while eating a Boost, lad.

>>35338823
Is it weird to stockpile canned food and bottled water?
i keep a shitload since you never know, helps me relax knowing its there

>>35338823
>tfw no tall, fit, slightly racist bf with no tattoos or piercings to cuddle with and be fucked by
My life will never be enjoyable

>jew on the loo
thats what they say on pol right?

>>35340341
Nowt wrong with a Boost I s'pose. Remember when they did those extra long Mars bars, and the chocolate was thick rather than shit like it is now? Still if you count calories you can eat whatever you like. Just not a ton of it.

>>35340387
Why don't you go and have a look?

Lads you need to loosen up, too depressing in here.

Enjoy this lovely massage
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488701069289.webm

>>35339002
so you're a normie. why are you here?

>>35340445

You're a cunt, it's been far too long since I've had a webm like that.

>>35339053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I
oraquagamo

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>>35340445
disgusting.. don't be linking that again

>>35340259
Wow fuck that then.
Shame the PS4 isn't backwards compatible.

>>35340463

You're not a normie, and /r9k/ in 2017 is mostly for normies, why are you here?

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>>35340445
Fuck sake I knew that was coming and still fell for it

>>35340445
>>35340476
why is there banging in the webm?

>>35339112
>everyone over-estimates themselves in all walks of life
>even some dumb image on the internet
as far as im concerned they are all unaware of themselves and why they don't fit in so probably fit in or about omega -

>>35340493
It's not every system but this seems to be a terrible launch. If you do want one I'd wait a while.

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>>35340490
Hereeeeeeeeeee 4u too go

>>35340445
That's pretty hot. Shame about the knocking.

>>35340560
The knocking? What happened

>>35340445
you bastard you didnt tell me im in publicc aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

me and pack have just gang fucked Kate Middleton

>>35340576
what is it
i'm also in public so i don't want to scare children

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>>35340576
sorry lad heres a cute image to cheer you up

>tfw can just fap to anything now

doesn't matter what it is, anything and everything works

man im ready for bed and ive had 2 long 3 hour naps today.

>what do you do?
>I just sit on the computer all day.

they don't understand that browsing hundreds of pages of writing will actually tire your brain.

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We /lewd/ now?

prepare yourself for some puffy pussy lads

>>35340622
that is pretty cute haha, got another?

>>35340686
that's more like it desu
MOAR

>>35340445
Why Is there knocking?

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>>35340686
wouldn't open this one laddos

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>>35340751
>>35340686
silly boys, open this is a funny image lol!~!

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>>35340686
Here's the proper version

When the sun goes down the gays come out to play

>>35340751
got bimbazzled agoon

>make a cup of camomile and spearmint tea to help relax me in preparation for sleep
>sippy sip sip half of it
>take a decent mouthful once it's cooled enough
>realise it's the fucking orange/tangerine fruity shit I still had in the cupboards
>fair chance it's caffeinated


Fuck this gay earth.

>>35340903
you RICHLY DESERVE THE GALLOWS

>>35340903
how did you not know?
baffles the brain lad

>>35339595
Don't get into a thing with junlad.

He'll use you, get bored, then drop you.

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SHE LIIIVES IN A WATTERING CAAAAAN, WITTH A FAALE CHIINESE RUBBER MAAN. AAAAaand A FAKE PLASSSSTIC LOOOVE. USEEED TO BEE EUUGHHGGEUUU, FROOOM A LAAND FILLED WITH RUBBER BAANDS. EUUUGGyuuuuuuuu

Just fucked a short fat paki in the arse for 20 quid lmao

>>35340463
>spent all my free time watching japanese cartoons about cute lolis doing cute things
>spend all my pay on cute 2d figures and video games and expanding my raw japanese manga collection
>talk to girls but not interesting in any, only want a girl I'm fully compatible with which where the fuck do I find girls into cute loli anime and won't be weirded out about my extensive figure collection

But yes, I'm a normie apparently

>>35341010
GOT OURSELVES A DELTA + HERE LADS

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>>35340994
DON'T LEAVE ME HIIIIIGGGHHHH DON'T LEAVEE MEEEEE DRRRRYYYYYYYYY

Anyone know any books which will change my way of thinking for the better? Fiction feels like a waste of time.

>>35341129
the good book, lad

>>35341129
Read The Myth of Sisyphus. Doesn't work for everyone but it's an interesting outlook on life

>>35341137
is the good book the shipman autobiography?

"I feel really passionate about keeping Northern Ireland part of the United Kingdom"

Said no one on the mainland ever.

>>35341137
You mean Harry Potter, lad?

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>tfw not british
>wish I could participate in britfeel threads

should I move to the UK or is it really turning into an Islamist shithole like /pol/ says

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>>35341232
Sigh... Return this tomorrow for a travel visa. This will be good for until then.

>>35341129
Can't beat a bit of Mein Kampf, lad.

>>35339272
adultwork to find escorts or craigslist. But can never know if they are clean. Always wear protection and never go down on one.

>>35341232
Can't be much worse that America lad you're only 63 percent white mind you

>>35341232
Noel fieldings off his nut these days

>>35341129
Obviously 'How to Win Friends and Influence People'. Genuinely useful if you have the 'tism or, like me, a personality disorder that precludes empathy but prioritises manipulation. I'd also suggest 48 Laws of Power but I'm hesitant to recommend that anymore since Kanye talks it up and he annoys me.

How do I get mummy to understand that a anorexic manlet having gorilla-tier hair on their body is not appealing to anyone.
I shaved my legs once and she sat in silence in the front room with the light off for hours

>>35341596
can somebody please draw this?

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fuck it
favourite episode, then i might go to bed
she does put a smile on my face and warms my heart lads.
i hope yours bring you as much hapiness as she bings me.
post em if ya want to

>>35341842
hnnnnnnng those tiddies are amazing

>>35341596
Just tell her you lust after men

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>>35341644
I am not good at draw

>tfw everytime you talk to someone online it has a massive gay tension going on

>>35341902
beautiful drawing. keep up the good work.

>>35341920
*Tee hee... Its not like I like you anon

>>35341902
you sure lad because that is fucking awesome

>>35341261
hope this bird is cryptographically secure

>>35339131
>poleaboo starts posting again, suddenly this stale pasta comes back
what a shock

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>>35341873
May as well. It's not like any woman would like this.

>>35341902
Good job, lad. Made me chuckle.

>>35342008
Maybe we should just feel sorry for xir (PBUX) at this point.

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Is it true there are a lot of oxford people here? I'm going to start there for a PhD this year and was wondering what it's like

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How'd you guys vote in the 2015 GE and EU vote and what do you think you'll be voting for in 2020?


don't turn start debating politics, im just interested and fairly neutral. I'm imaging most you voted ukip/leave. half of you were probably too young to vote actually

>>35342093
A good mate of mine said it was, as you'd expect, pretty posh. However they give you an incredible amount of support to go along with the sky-high pressure, not to mention an A-Class mental health service.

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>>35342109
didn't vote in 2015, voted leave

probably won't vote in 2020 either

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>>35342109
Voted leave and looking at a spoiled ballot with a gondola on it for 2020

>>35342109
Labour in 2015, remain and probably not going to vote in 2020.

>tfw sitting here with my erect cock out waiting for it to go down

Dear England

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL0Y4MZ45bo

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>>35342109
Ukip, Leave and maybe conservative if they keep a quite good centre right.

>tfw leaking precum and I haven't even watched anything lewd or had an erection...

>>35342267
good to see another gondola,thanks lad.
can i ask, did you draw a snek for me once?
fucking love that pic desu

>>35342109
voted labour
gonna go right wing as possible this time

>>35342456
It's an older gondola, for reference, and I did draw that Snek picture because you're a pretty friendly poster.
I'm going to draw something in a bit, do you have any requests?

have a full day at uni but im still awake and wired as fuck

might just pull an all nighter desu lads, not done that in a while

When i die tell my enemies that i forgive them

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Not him but I asked before: a woman in a green dress and red hair bleeding out from a stab wound to the stomach, styled after The Garland? Go on be a m8

>>35342525
Gondola/ Jeff glodblum hybrid like in the movie the fly

>>35342440
how long have you been on HRT, lad

>>35342633
I'm not unless someone is spiking my food with it

anyone here a buddhist? if so, got any book recommendations for a beginner?

>>35342525
well, i think i said it at the time and i'll repeat myself and say it again. THANK YOU. i do love it
got yours as my desk top, and got lens 1 as my phone screen saver
if it's ok with you a think a mix of
>>35342620
and
>>35342626
could have the ginger in green dress with blood spurting from her stomach trying to swat a mini gondola/fly
that'd be breddy cool

>>35342474
So BNP it is then?

>>35342109
probably will vote labour. will look into more closer to the time. 2020 is a while away.

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>>35342109
Labour senpai faze in that fully automated economy

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>>35342109
Labour of course. We have to get the gulag construction up and running.

>>35342775
You're not making my life easy, Sneklad. Expect a delivery in ~35 minutes

>>35342925
plenty of people in this country could do with a good gulaging

>>35343071
like who? the muzzies, tories, and pakis?

>>35343016
yeah but easy mode is soooooooo boring
>~35 min
wew lad, i'd still be up at 06:00 1 eye shut, tongue sticking out trying to get the fucker done
fuck it i'll have another beer n stay up a bit longer till you're done lad

>>35343113
yep them, mormons to, single mothers, gingers, the partial deaf, thers a list

>>35343154
bit of a nasty bastard arnt ya lad

>>35343154

Fucking Mormons? How many fucking Mormons are knocking about in the UK right now? You're weird.

>>35343113
>>35343154
How about rather than gulags we have say, oh I don't know. I'm just throwing around names here. Maybe concentration camps perhaps?

>>35343253
well i lived next to one and when i moved towns im 10 minutes away from a mormon church

>>35343253
hahahahaha. this gave a proper little tickle. mad one isnt he lad

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>>35343225
whats that m80 you want a one ticket to the gulag?

>>35343154
Don't you know? The problem is you

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>>35343341
dont start lad. you're asking for a knuckle sandwich

Evens I delete all pornography from my computer, odds I don't

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what you upto tonight lads? I've just spent a couple of hours doing nothing and I might spend a couple of more doing nothing.

Or i'll play some PoE or watch a movie... or not... or I might try fap... or not... hmm

>>35343543
nice
a roll with something at stake.
good outcome for you as well

>>35338891
I am a delta positive

that's literally me on all levels

>had to book an ultrasound today and tell the young female receptionist it was for my scrotum

today was not a good day lads

>>35339053
Because it's a fucking brilliant song by the god master

>tfw sied snuggles in east devon

>>35340185
Good night sleepy harold
Give me the original dose

>>35342109
I live in a safe seat, so I don't bother with GEs
and for brexit I didn't vote because I felt it wasn't something I'm qualified enough to make a good decision on

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Loving a bit of Mosley, lads
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>tfw nearly summer time

HYPE

>>35343673

What's hiding in your scrotum, mate?

>>35338891
Alpha positive I think

>>35338823

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ [Embed]

Summer 2017, lads

>>35344064

>copying the [Embed]

I am fuming, lad. Well done.

>>35343805
probably a inguinal hernia, like having a third nut above my right nut.

Holy shit Crimewatch is fucking scary.

>>35344064
Going to be a classic. It's a bit like the inbetweeners and skins

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>>35343127
>1 hour and 8 minutes
Certainly doesn't look it. Oh well.

>>35344321
Haha fantastic stuff. Love the golblum gondola fly

>>35344321
>and saved
thanks lad.
and thanks to the lads that did the suggestions eh.
senpai, you should be pleased with that.
i've added it to the folder .glad i stayed up :)
but now i'm off to bed after a splif

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>>35343646
have a nice fap lad, go on, have a nice stinky wank.

>>35338823
Having a shit, lads.

>>35345036
hope it goes smoothly, lad

>>35344833

That picture is pure noncery. The Japanese are bad people.

Been lying on my living room floor staring at the ceiling the past half hour lads. I'm so bored that doing nothing at all is now more fun than anything else.

smelly smegma in my mouth.

>>35346292
Same lad, same. Proper hate it when this happens

>>35346486
ah, i um, really enjoy it actually.

Its impossible to stop your belly button smelling desu lads. still enjoy sticking a finger up there and giving it a good whif now and again

>>35347258
Just checked. Mine doesn't smell at all. Do you bathe or are you fat?

>>35347258
>>35347313
how do i stop my dickhole from smelling like rotten fish??

>>35347313
I wash sometimes, but it stinks even after I wash even worse.

I'm not fat but I still have spare skin there from when I lost weight so its quite deep and hard to wash

>>35347334
get someone to lick it clean

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Just became a neet, give me some advice lads

>>35347385
Sit up all night procrastinating and hating yourself. Don't forget to sleep 12+ hours throughout all the daylight hours

>>35347385
What were you previously doing?
Try to form a routine of dome sort. Start waking up of a day if you can. Doing these nights will fuck you up. Pick something you want to learn and pour your time into it. Exercise, it will stave of the oncoming depression (not really though). Good luck anon, you'll need it hehe

>>35347342
my friend tried to lick it clean but gagged and was sick all over my dick.
>>35347385
find fun in the little things.
>>35347422
dont hate yourself.

>>35347422
already been doing that

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>>35347494
keep it up then lad
>>35347492
>my friend tried to lick it clean but gagged and was sick all over my dick.

some people would find that very hot

Wish I was hikimori instead of low level NEET. I'll never be that alpha

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>>35347568
whats the difference?

social isolation and not leaving the house?

I didn't leave the house for like 14-16months in 2015-2016 and only spoke to my mum now and again. Not that great honestly, I had a bad crisis at the end of it

>>35347666
do you want a hug mate?

*hugs you from behind anyway*

>>35347707
yeah sure I do

thanks

Feel like /britfeel/ is home. When I post in other threads it feel like I'm on a day out, but at the end of the day I come back here, get in bed and talk about din dins.

>1am
>Decide to read my book for about half an hour before bed
>Look at clock again
>It's 2:30am
I love books that keep me wanting to read just that one more page.

Hope you lads have a good day with whatever you're doing today.

>>35338891
beta + tbqhwyfamalam

Thinking about dying in the morning doesnt even feel suicidal anymore. Just routine

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>>35349816
This image describes it pretty well

>>35348643
I'm a bit sad with this general too. Anons on this general are almost always the first people to hear about my day. Sad!

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bastard brother being loud again with music, won't be able to sleep. texted mum with a complaint hopefully further action will be taken

also its sunny so light is seeping in through the side of my blinds and hurting my eyes

>>35350335
same lad, this is my only social output other than work

>>35350444
Curtain master race tbqh

>>35350542
I used to have curtains but replaced them with blackout blinds. these are way better. I had to cover the windows with pillows when i had curtains to combat the light getting in but that was unsightly from outside and uneffective

>>35350542
blackout blind master race

found some pictures of me from 10 years ago and I was probably above average. I literally peaked at 17 and lost about 5 points in 10 years

>>35350622
>See pic of me 4 years ago
Didn't realise how good I had it

>go to lay down for an hour
>wake up 12 hours later
lol

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>>35341842

>called in sick to work
>perfectly fine

D E V I L I S H
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>>35350622
i'm 19 and i still think i look ugly. is it too late for me to peak?

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>>35349157

I know that feel, pic related

unoriegano

>>35350783
fucking jealous lad, i've been doing that too much lately

>>35350783
What excuse did you go for?
The old poorly tummy?
Have a good day either way bud!

Superslut I know just posted
>I accused a guy of dogfishing on tinder because he had photos with NOT HIS dog
Tons of likes and comments already. The fuck is wrong with people?

>>35350444
does he ever complain when you ree on rocket league

>>35350994
Food poisoning. You volunteer details of the gross effects and they accept it just to shut you up

Gonna play spyro in bed all day I reckon

>>35351061
Absolutely classic, I've pulled that one a few times for sure.

Enjoy friendo, sounds comfy!

>>35351079
Is it wrong that I've never pulled a sicky for work?
I was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and still went to work after

>>35350876
No you might be one of those people who gets better with age.

>>35351143
I tend to be a lot more dedicated to getting to work now but in the past I used to pull that shit all the time.
Such was the life of a 'functional' alcoholic.

>>35350876
Nah, most guys look better in their 20's or even 30s.

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>>35338823

GCHQ here, I fancy nipping to the shop, can one of you lads cover me and post a few murderer memes? I'll get you something from the shops if you want.

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>>35351194
Can you get me some choccy digestives?

Oi, you know Poleaboo? Next time you see him, tell him Josie knows what he did
He'll piss himself even more than usual

>>35351194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjyLe2mQq60

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wNyTXqI0Os
how bout a little sing song
could you get me some skittles please

>>35350783
oh that's so naughty,
love it

>>35351631
>mfw this makes me want to watch Bowling for Columbine but then I remember Micheal Moore is a disgusting piece of shit

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>>35351220
he's our real hero.

>>35351709
Ive seen that film like 3 times but can remember none of it

>>35351709
yeah he is a bit of a tit
>>35351860
i remember a bit about some bank giving people shot guns when they started an account
made me chuckle

>>35351908
>>35351860
Also 'unlocked doors in Canada' and harrassing Charlton Heston with pictures of a dead kid.

>>35351860
>>35351709

what do you fellas think of gun ownership? im unsure. here in everything is pretty much band but the chavs still have guns while i cant even walk around with a knife.

>>35352040
When the founding fathers said people should have guns they couldnt imagine every wannabe gangster and edgy kid being able to mow down 10 people with an AR-15. Gun ownership can work, but not in a place as culturally fucked as America.

>>35352059
good point lad. im pretty sure there are some nordic countries with gun ownership and it works pretty well over there. the founding father also believe it to be a good idea because the masses could use guns to rise up against a corrupt government. maybe the masses couldent rise up now because of drones but it surely would make things more difficult

>>35352040
Works well in places like Switzerland so it can be done. The way it's become a part of US culture though has ruined it. I would probably be for slightly more lenient gun control here though.

>>35352108
i imagine one reason it works well in the likes of switzerland is because its such a small, rich country. in america, as you say, the culture has ruined it, and i assumed that relates to poverty creating gang cultures. yeah, i think over here it might be a problem because of the poverty in some areas. i could imagine some chavs here being retarded with guns

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found the master sword yesterday, can't use it though

>>35351143

Once you realise how easy it is you'll do it all the time.

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Lads, this vaping meme is unreal, I've been off the cigarettes for two weeks now and already feel much better.

Got a flavour called Lemon Tart and it's like a dessert in my mouth. LIKE A FUCKING DESSERT.

No wonder it's the latest trend.

>>35352161
I suppose thats the issue even with heavier screening and checks. The more that legally get out there the more that get into the hands of people who shouldnt have them.

>>35352392
how is the game? i hated skyward sword i don't wanna get rused again

>>35352423

I hated Skyward Sword too, but this is my favourite game for years. I haven't felt this good about exploring since Vanilla WoW.

>>35352416
I might switch soon too, coming up on my 10 year anniversary of starting fags

>>35352423
I might just get it on the Wii U.

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>>35352423
im still in post release "love everything" phase about the game, im playing it pretty much all day still and i haven't done the first dungeon, though im in it now, to get the bad points out of the way first, the framerate is bad at a good few points and the graphics are obviously nothing to write home about, but the game itself is incredible

exploration is the best done in an open world, you pretty much always feel like youve been rewarded for exploring, through a good weapon, korok puzzle or something else, the durability system is something i was worried about massively for release, playing the game, it's fantastic again, encourages different weapons to be used and youre always adapting to the different movesets and what they can bring to the fight, every enemy drops a weapon of some sort so you are never going to be in a situation without weapons so you're kept in the sweet spot where you will never worry about weapons to get, but youre never comfortable in knowing you can just have 1 weapon and hack away with it

the world despite the graphics, looks wonderful, it is truly beautiful and nintendo have tried hard to make it seems like a living world, the animals, wildlife, sounds, enemies, travelers, i love it, it's like dragons dogma mixed with sotc in that regard

the characters are also pretty wonderful, im surprised nintendo have been making the sorts of jokes you see in game, they are embracing the lewd

Ffs lads mum just came home early from work. This is supposed to be my comfy time REEEEEEEEEE

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>>35352474
forgot to even mention the music, at first i really didnt like it but the music fits in perfectly with the setting, the destruction, but a world trying to rebuild, the minimalist piano music, with older zelda songs mixed in like zeldas lullaby being mixed in with the riding in day theme, or the temple of time song being in the music there, and some of the boss music is great any way

>>35352465
I wonder if it's much worse on it
>>35352474
Damn I'm going to have to get it

>>35352524
720p instead of 900p and apparently there aren't as many environmental sounds, otherwise the same

I think it's worth not paying 340 just to play the game though, especially given the 1 in 3 failure rate the consoles seem to have

>>35352416
Could you (or anyone) recomend a vape that isn't too expensive? Seems like a meme I could get into.

Been a quiet thread eh lads

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>>35352524
the wiiu and switch versions are pretty much the same, in some cases wiiu beats out switch like with the loading times into shrines, nintendo said they wanted both versions to be equal and they pretty much are

another thing ill have to mention are the "ubisoft towers", reading about them on paper makes it seems as if they are a slog to have to do to map out the POIs in each area, but this isn't the case, all the towers do is fill out the map so you can see the terrain on your map, the real genius of the towers is at the top they pretty much always have line of sight to the shrines in their area, so as a player you yourself can mark the towers on your map if you want to, it's a small thing but it lets the player decide what they want to do for them self, id love to say more about one experience i had on a shrine, but id rather not spoil so instead what id say to you guys is:

if it seems like there could be something up there, try climbing and you may be surprised

>>35352534
the switch version has bigger fps problems in the docked mode so 900p is also taking a bigger hit in framerate, and while i play it in docked mode often i actually prefer being curled up in bed using handheld mode at night for comfiness and better fps

>>35352579
quiet but comfy though eh

>>35352578
Joytech Ego AIO

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>>35352392
also id like to point out the positioning of the 3 flowers in each of these, nintendo have gone all out on the small details which makes things even better

>>35352579
No tripfags. Feels good.

>>35352642

Look what you've gone and done now anon

How are you lads celebrating International Women's day tomorrow?

>>35352680

Might watch some lesbian porn.

>>35352680
crossdressing with link to show my support

>>35352680

I'm not

blox
blox2

>>35352642
Oof it's all kicking off now

>>35352680
Didn't even know this was a thing. Will probs do fuck but have a wabk to celebrate.

Do men get an international day?

>>35352733
>Do men get an international day?
Too busy actually running things.

>>35352631
Damn that is cheap, thanks m8

>>35352717
Why do you even use a trip? You should go on a forum if you want an identity or reddit. The whole point of 4chan is that you are meant to be anonymous

>>35352749
>replying to it
We were doing so well mate

>>35352749
Just because it riles people like you up.

>>35352777
Thanks for giving me a reason to never reply to your posts again

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Second day at my new job lads, never leave NEETdom it's a fucking trap. Just want to stay home, watch Vikings and play BotW

>>35352717

>mfw we're triggering people

>>35352578
Not as cheap as the one the other guy recommended but I personally use this one

http://www.gosmokefree.co.uk/innokin-itaste-kroma-tc-starter-kit-inc-free-delivery/

It's small, has multiple settings if you want to start fucking around with that and it comes with an adapter if you want to get a different tank and shit later.

Really solid device, I started off with the pen-like vape but I didnt find it that satisfying and I was still smoking cigarettes (less but still smoking). With that I have completely ditched the cigs, I highly recommend it.

>>35352733
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men%27s_Health_Week
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men%27s_Day

>>35352798
No worries. Thanks for the (You)s. I'll treasure them always.

>>35352835

Here fellow trip, have another one.

>>35352680
>women get one day out of 365

>>35352824
Where do you work and what do you do there?

What does a girl have to do to get some (you)s around here?

>>35352853
Work in a supermarket. It's shit but I get 7.66 an hour when minimum wage for my age is 5.55 so that's enough to stop me truly killing myself

>>35352680
I'll be going on Twitter, finding people who are saying "What about an international men's day, eh?" and telling them the date of International Men's Day.

>>35352852

There is nothing wrong with using a tripcode, so people don't impersonate you

>>35352831
That does look a decent upgrade, not too bad price either. Just don't want to throw 60-70 plus on something. Thank you too senpai.

>>35352869
Amir I saw some pakis huddling about outside of the train station for no reason. Why do you freaks have to give everyone a feeling of dread?

Britfeel is Shitfeel

>>35352856
post nudes bby

>all of his personalities come out at once

Haha what a mong.

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>>35352733
>Do men get an international day

Every other day of the year.

God damn, I love being a straight white male.

>>35352908
>straight
>anime avatar

>>35352899

were they commiting any crime, or are you just being racist?

>>35352908
You kidding? Wish I were gay desu.

Can any one of you ever get on Marco Nardone's level?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giThgZgAbUg

>>35352903

No, I'm not a whore

muted, lol

>>35352914
They were speaking in your inferior langauge who knows what they were saying. I yearn for the day pakis are out of England and shipped back to your shitholes.

>>35352936
I wouldn't worry about it, at the rate they inbreed they'll wipe themselves out.

>>35352936

I do too actually, pakis are low class individuals, only British individuals like myself can work in a high class call centre

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>>35352913
Is it every straight man's duty to appreciate the cuteness of anime girls.

>>35352924
I can guarantee that even if any of us got to that guys level we still wouldn't be happy

>>35352952
Have you had your mandatory packet of kettle chips?

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I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT ONION ON MY SUBWAY YOU ROASTY WHORE FUCK FUCK FUCK SUBWAY NORMIES

>>35352952
Nah Amir I'd like all pakis away, no special treatment for the paki jester and his 'satire'

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>>35352996
it's everbody's duty
especially the cute squealing ones

>>35353109
do subway do chips?
i might brave it and try a sandwich tonightif it's empty but is 1 sandwich filling, or should i get some fries from mcd's as well

>>35353169
one sub is pretty filling lad, unless you eat a lot then it will be enough

>>35353169
well i usually get a footlong which is filling as fuck, i usually eat half then save half for later but some people can manage it all

they do a meal deal that comes with crisps and a drink but they dont do chips, i dont think you'd want chips with it unless ur a piggy

>>35353169
Get their chocolate chip cookies big boy. They're delicious

>>35353169
What do you mean "brave it"? You're buying a sandwich.

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>>35341842
>have to get somewhere on the underground
>on the way there have to wait around for five minutes waiting for each train
>end up being late
>on the way back don't even have to break my step going from each one
I hate this

>>35353109
>no onion

Can't feel sorry for a pleb

>>35338909
Not whilst we're in a grand solar minimum

>>35353329
makes ur mouth taste like shit

how can you eat it? onions are disgusting and anybody that says otherwise is a faggot

>>35339046
>Not getting her to make you a samwich

>>35339046
Do you keep your butter in the fridge?

>>35339046
>can get a gf
>cant figure out butter
wew

>think the layer of chocolate on my millionaire's shortbread is marbled
>it's not
>it's just off