Experiences with escorts

Story time from USA

>get really drunk
>call up an escort
>some puerto rican girl
>penis has trouble fitting in so she says she's going to go to her car to get a lubricated condom
>VROOM
drove off with my money
but I still had a boner and hadn't learned my lesson
>immediately called another one
>she's like two hours late
>and like 15 years older than her picture and not very attractive
>probably some variety of addict actually
>have disappointing sex
>she tries to leave before time is up
would not recommend

>>35338801
Im from the US but I saw a hooker when I went to Switzerland. I chose there instead of going over into france or germany because the sex business is well regulated in switzerland, they get health tests checkups and have regulations sorta like the porn industry so i felt i had a better chance of getting someone nice and clean and low risk of aids.

It took close to a week and a half to get the courage up while i browsed the girls at all the local brothel websites. Finally i found my perfect mommyfu thicc hooker that came in for the week.

Go to the brothel made do with my limited german, lineup comes through one by one my mommyfu comes in shes great. She speaks english which was great. Nice red hair, she was a bit chubbier than the pics suggested but it was fine.

We sat in a room and discussed specifics, what i wanted time etc. decided on 45 mins. Pricing is pretty standard and all brothels have the same pricing and menus due to regulation so no negotiation. Paid in euros it was i think 100. I dont really remember. It was the last thing i cared about since i was finally going to fuck a woman.

I showered we started hugging and kissing i was nervous and asked for a massage for some reason. I paniced. Mostly so i could get comfortable with her touching me and i dont have to look at her. Finally got comfy we kissed more played with her tits. She then gave me a decent bareback bj. It felt weird. Not as good as I had imagined. Just sort of a wet feeling. Not really tight. Sort of strange. I have no idea if she was good or not. She wasnt super enthused. My dick isnt very big but she didnt really go deep with it. Just sort of blew the head and halfway down the shaft. Fine. I tap her and i lay back down. She puts a condom on me and a large squirt of lube for her pussy. My dick wasnt exactly very hard sorta rubbery with rhe so so bj so it kept deflecting when trying to put it in. Awkward. Finally get it in and she starts riding me. cont.

>>35339675
Go on
Originalopahf

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>Infowars fags need to pay people money for them to have sex with them

>>35339881
Everybody pays for sex somehow, whether that be time or money.

Who cares? Prostitution should be legal

>>35339675
I cant believe im writing an essay on this while avoiding my own essay i need to write for uni. Especially since this thread hasnt been bumped.

Anyways i guess ill just go quickly. Pussy felt good. Again sort of like the bj just a warm sorta wet amorphous blob on my dick. Definitely not as good or that shuddering mmmm when the guy puts it in in porn. I get into it though and get harder. Honestly the best part isnt the pussy but the whole sorta thing going on. You got that feeling sort of warm but mushy on the dick but what completes it is the warmth of her skin. Going all the way in and just feeling like her legs on yours. Her ass. The smell of her hair amd it hitting your face. Her tits on your chest, the weight of another person all those made the experience far more than the pussy. Anyways i lasted longer than i thought. We went from cowgirl to doggy which was the best doggy was great it was tighter too. Then we 69ed for a bit as i was gonna cum if i kept fucking her. Her pussy was nice but i was half gross but half shamed turned on eating hooker vag. Then to missionary which was great. I was feeling like i was going to cum and i tried to adjust as i was getting tired. I pulled out and like tried to move my knees up and i was about to go back in and I just came too excited to go back in so it kinda ruined the orgasm. Dissapointing. I was embareassed too.

We laid down and talked a bit then i showered.

After the shower i thought about it and wanted to do it again. I felt could get hard again and wanted to have a better cum experience. Booked 30 mins again. 2nd round was pretty much the same stuff. Came pretty early on doggy which felt really nice desu.

All in all it was an alright experience. Not great not as good as porn seems worse than you imagined. She was fine. Not exactly warm and mummy like as i wanted but a fine gfe as best as you can get with a stranger i imagine. All in all it was fine. I dont regret it. I might do it again.

>>35339911
I live in Nevada, so...

>>35338801

Bumping this thread

An originalo post

I've been seeing prostitutes regularly since last January (I'm in the US). Honestly most of the time it's disappointing and I feel bad for wasting the money. The girls are never as good looking as in their pics, and they often use fake pics. I've had a couple where I went expecting an Asian girl in her early 20's, and got a woman in her late 30s to early 40s. Recently though I found an Indian girl with amazing tits, so that's been nice.
Out of the probably 18-20 times I've gone, I can only think of about five that I didn't regret. I usually end up paying $120-140 and usually last about 15 minutes, so it definitely adds up.

>>35338943
Same here, all of the escorts I've been with had brown skin, very dark nipples, a weird smell (not bad just so much perfume) and the skin always feels so fucking loose, like their ass is gonna fall or something, this always happens no matter the age of the escort.

And the sex is terrible, always terrible, and I have a really hard time coming.

>>35341138
Pro tip, if you don't like the bitch, just go away, no bitch can charge you from just looking. Seriously I have pity fucked prostitutes because I didn't had the guts to just walk away and I always regret it, it's a waste of time and money.

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It was awesome but she wasn't a regular escort, just a girl needing some help. I was really shy but she was encouraging and told me I could touch her. She started making out with me, then clothes came off and we started fucking. Talked a little bit about our lives, books and stuff afterward. We just called it "hanging out" and said we were just friends helping each other, she was really nice. Texted me at the end of the dating saying she had fun but sadly never did it again.

>>35341493
> end of the *day*

>>35341493
fucking normie cunt FUCK OFF

>>35341971
lel what made it normie? i paid her $160