>omg I'm such a loser, I've only had sex twice this week

Haha what a loser, i have sex everyday with a big ol hunk of silicone

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>>35338731
I fuck grapefruits everyday

>>35338731
>assumes that having sex stops you from being a loser

>my gf hasn't texted me in over 30 minutes
>i'm so lonely :((

>>35338901
fucking this

>have fuckfriend
>dont love her a bit
>craving love so much
>no job
>no friends
>nothing but depression and "sex"

>>35339004
>fucking this

no

>>35339004
You are a faglord get off this board

>>35338731
>I've had numerous girlfriends and have had sex before
>b-but I'm not a normie, I swear

>>35339004
This is how you sound right now:
>have pastries
>don't wanna go out to the shop to get bread
>want bread
>oh the humanity, so fuckin depressed

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>>35338731
>waaah,Its sunday and I dont have plans to go out,im so lonely!!!!