Draw a self portrait
>>35337901
I exist ironically
Best I could do
Like an old shoe
I drew this for a school project
Why does this website block "unoriginal" posts?
>>35339884
>this website
Bah humbug
drawing this out actually made me feel better about myself, because I'm a shit artist and I look nothing like this.
Wojak is my canvas
orinili
>>35340559
Nice hoodie man
fat red splotchy fucker
>>35339785
Are you getting gangraped by critically lauded figures in graphic literature?
>>35337901
h-hello anons
>>35342817
Heh, is that a ponytail or a subtle illustration depicting the constant thought of experiencing existential dread as the shadow of death sliding up your neck?
>>35342817
Looks like the guy I stood next to on the train today.
>>35342192
I like your style m8
>>35342957
It's a ponytail but it can function in that way i guess
over 10 hours in ms paint originally oleg
>>35343009
I assure you i did not take the train today
>>35343567
what's it like to have a pony tail? do you ever like wearing your hair down?
>>35343604
Dont really notice it when its up but that is primarily why i do it. When its down its super annoying and gets caught in shit so i reserve it for special occasions like when i feel bold and beautiful
>>35343275
You like your name would be greg
Do I win?oregano commento mi familio
wojak edit
parsley
i need a hair cut irl
Herppppa derrpa
>>35337901
3/10
>>35339084
5/10
>>35339628
2/10
>>35339785
10/10
>>35339884
7/10
>>35340042
1/10
>>35340559
6/10
>>35340937
2/10
>>35342192
10/10
>>35342817
8/10
>>35343275
2/10
>>35344553
10/10
>>35344594
4/10
>>35345624
3/10
>>35346230
2/10
Original ratings coming through you stupid robot
>>35343189
Im sprry didntmean to offen
>>35346661
You only say that caus u dontknow what I look likw.
This is spot on my son
>>35346820
Which one are you my dude?
>>35346897
Which one do u think?
inb4 no (you)
>>35344553
You win my heart
>>35346999
Are you cat/human hybrid?
>>35346982
You the 5/10 at the top?
>>35347013
You're a 5/10 at the top.
>:\
Couldn't figure out the eyes.
Gave up.
Dead inside anyway.
>>35347238
Hate that feel.
Solved that feel
>>35347238
just don't draw eyes, or draw eyes shaded over.
500 million years in paint
drawing is hardd
Sad original drawing
>>35347692
>roastie makes herself look like a cue little doll
>robots make themselves look like trolls
The way women fucking adore and love themselves more than anything else in their life is like, reason number one for my wanting to gut every last one of them. There isn't a single woman that isn't a disgusting narcissist.
please kill me
of course that's not original
>>35348284
More like
>Roastie can draw
>Robots can't
>>35348457
>Roastie can draw
>mouth the same width as her fucking nose
>top of the skull disappears into floating nest of hair
>shoulders barely 1.25 x width of giant melon head
Eat shit you rotten whore- do you really think you did an even passable job?
And you're trying your hardest against men just joking, how pathetic can you get?
>>35348284
im an anime drawing weeb anon i always draw my characters cute
is this what you prefer
This is one I did for an art project my senior year of HS. I've got much longer hair now and am clean shaven.
>>35348505
Stay mad virgin heh
>>35348558
>i-i am j-just like you guys
tried to draw from a picture of myself i'm not very good at realistic shit though
>>35348637
Oh wow, another whore who has chosen accentuated neonatal and sexually preferable features as "her style"
What a coincidence!
>>35348637
Bad case of shovel face there
>>35348575
Are you Asian, or did you just draw yourself as kinda Asian?
>>35348558
I prefer that you leave and find a board that suits you and your massive parachute of labia-
>>>/cgl/
>>35348575
>>35347897
>>35346230
These are really good anons i suck at realism
>>35348637
>>35346999
>>35345624
Adorable styles
>>35348674
imagine being mad that someone has chosen to render themselves according to conventional beauty standards in a fucking self-portrait
i rrrrreally did try
>>35348847
>tfw you will never kick every Margaret Keane wannabe in the cunt
somebody draw me
>>35348849
>really did try
>couldn't be assed to turn scribble 90* clockwise
It wouldn't have even burned any of your precious calories, you pile.
>>35348505
>i-i wasn't trying anyways!
topkek
>>35348777
kek. No, i'm not Asian. My face is way too wide in that drawing though.
>>35348893
nvm i did it myself
>>35348894
sorry famperson
>>35348894
Here I drew you
>>35348505
probably the most honest critiques on my drawings i have ever gotten, will attempt to improve in future
>>35349022
i dont think u deserve that sort of lambasting, guys on this board are so jaded
t.
>>35348893
>>35348893
Kek I tried. Sorry about lesbian bird look
>>35349038
my nose is ROMAN not JEWISH
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>35348893
here you go anon
i did a veyr realistic picture of u
>>35349063
i really love it i think i'll save it
>>35349035
>lambasting
>guys on this board are so jaded
You absolute faggot.
>>35349087
thank you so much, for everything
>>35349035
lol @ whiteknighting on /r9k/ while conspicuously linking to a picture of yourself
you are exactly the kind of massive faggot i would expect to have retarded gauges
>>35349087
Tooooop keeeeeek originak
>>35349108
gay is not a synonym for shitty, friend!
>>35339084
>>35339628
No more draw threads?
excuse the shit linework and shade. I didn't want to look at my face anymore.
>>35349124
holy shit it's time to kill yourself
>>35349124
Gay sex = anal sex
Anal sex = sex with area shit comes out of
Area shit comes out of = shitty
[Gay sex = shitty sex] / sex
Gay = shitty
Chomp on dongs, faglord.
>>35349189
watch out, the bitter virgin in this thread is going to critique you in 20 seconds
>>35349189
does your chin look like that irl?
>>35349189
You look like the woman out of that adam Sandler movie, 50 first dates
>>35349269
Why would I be mad at him just because he's a bit of a metalhead?
I'm more of a rhythm and blues guy myself, but he's free to listen to whatever he pleases.
dis fun
>>35349270
no, but it is a bit crooked
I went quickly at the jaw which is why it is more exaggerated
>>35349356
i'll go quickly at ur jaw if u no wat i mean
>>35348893
gotcha
originiallitiatpoint
I can't draw faces.
Or at all, for that matter.
>>35349452
if you're trying to trigger me my drawing me with a hook nose
its working
There was an attempt
Originally
>>35349497
ddidnt u rape ur wife
Im a horrible artist. Grew up with a family who made me switch from left handedness to being right handed so my handwriting is super shitty. Could somebody draw me?
>>35349356
the best portraits are always self deprecating
>>35349517
>>35349517
i got u familee
There we go. I fucked up the eyes a little bit.more like a lot-tle bit[/spoiler
>>35349562
Haha thanks anon. Here I am. Pls use your skills
>>35349564
yajirobe?
>>35349517
you didn't include a fucking picture dumbass
>>35349608
I didnt want to post my face if nobody was gonna do it...I dont need to spam it
here it is though >>35349591
>>35349591
Fucking depressed chad
>>35349635
currently a neet with no end in sight. I always look sad no matter what. Its in the eyes anon, they are the windows into the soul.
>>35337901
drowning in my own memes.
>>35337901
I am pretty good, right?
>>35349591
You're welcome, Chadwick.
>>35349603
h-hey there was an implicit no-bully-pls clause here.
>>35349591
Faint line. Pencil is needs sharpen
>>35349705
Haha its a bunny. I like the little details thanks anon.
>>35349729
Awwww you made me smiling a bit thats super cute. Kisses for you.
>>35349721
it's ok, i'd still smash yajirobe
>>35349761
I like that bunny very much, Chadwick. I like it /very/ much.
>>35349761
I remember I did something similar for my sister, only I had a teddy bear hanging by its neck with fishing line so my sister thought there was a ghost and she freaked out.
>>35349591
I tried anonski
>>35349786
whats up with the term chadwick? I know chad and whatnot but ive only seen that used a couple times.
>>35349793
oh shit anon imma use that idea and scare my little sister. I hang it outside her door so tomorrow when she wakes up for school she will piss her pants.
>>35349815
haha nice anon I like the chest hair.
>>35349828
It's Chadwick D. Thundercock's first name.
>>35349885
ahhh haha i though it was like his younger brother. the less attractive and loser brother
I'm a big gay fag who draws with a mouse.
Anyone think they can draw an Egyptian - American?
>>35349908
You're so painfully new, Anongive me ur kik
>>35349937
well i used to come on here just for /a/, /tv/, and /fa/ but its just so comfy here
oh okayskeazor
Can't draw realistically nor cartoony
i could have drawn something more accurate but whatev
>>35349994
that looks like me anon. glasses facial hair and all
>>35342192
very cool mang
>>35349927
I swear nigguh we wuz kangzz
>>35348558
thats actually bretty funny
10/10 b8 m8
>>35348674
settle down fella, its just art
>>35349927
ur so skinny anon
sleep well desu
>>35350097
worse than deviantart
go back to tumblr and post about your self-diagnosed BPD
>>35350115
excuse you this was a commissioned piece, anon. YOURE WELCOME FOR THE CULTURAL ENRICHMENT DESU
>>35350043
SOME FINNA
>>35350115
fuck off pussy ass nigga
>>35350097
who tf u callin skinny nigga?! Ill fuk u up
(Thank's for the drawing :,) )
art at its finest
I did it goys
>>35349927
u look comfy anon
I got the approved autism glasses on for this self portrait
>>35350218
Are you a narcissist? Original by the way.
I can't draw for shit. Don't even have any paper in my flat.
>>35350386
haha kinda reminds me of umaru
>>35349562
Ayy lmao
Origami
Eyebrows may appear smaller than they actually are
>>35350333
Oooo looks real good anon. For some reason it only shows on mobile
Photorealistic
Wow! AM I A GOD OR WHAT?!?!? HAHAH AHAHAHA HAH AHA HAHA! Wow!
>>35351361
L7 WEENIE
don aman
>>35351435
>TFW bullying hurts
Am stuck in hospital, can't draw on phone, here, feel free to insult me with your drawings like the hooknose and tunnel dude
you just have to embrace it all at once
>>35352805
What's that thing under your left eye?
I like the drawing btw
>>35352868
thanks man, i am collecting pictures in this thread because I like drawing portraits of people more than anything else. want one? post a pic :)
everything under the left eye is age and wrinkles
>>35352910
That's pretty intersting, I wish I could draw well, but I do horrible job when I try.
I am >>35352600
If I wasn't on phone in hospital I would have at least tried to draw myself
The best i could manage, fucked up my nose
this is an original drawing by an orgininal robot in oregon
>>35353220
Its phenomenal
>>35353232
thank you , anon
i wanted to go to an art school but i've failed the exam
perhaps it's better this way
Literally, orginally, and unironically me
I don't know how to draw ugly girls, so...
>>35354216
Transition from cheeks (which are a bit too fat) to the chin is wrong
Hair needs some work. There's too much of it
As do the eyes. Bit of symbol drawing leaking in there
>>35354248
Thanks for the critique, anon! I'll keep these in mind next time.
I've been trying to do live portraits of other people to practice, but when drawing myself or things from imagination, I tend to symbol draw heavily. I'm hoping to get over this with enough hard work.
I tried, it doesn't look ugly enough though.
oh man I can't let this die
Old photo I drew awhile back of me currently.
>>35355676
hi cute
origingeelge
>>35348580
>only insult is virgin
>is female
it's like pottery
On the internet nobody knows
>>35355868
Eww, don't reply to me you creep
I've never been able to draw the second eye.
>>35356031
cute
for some reason this makes me think you look british.
and yes fuck drawing the 2nd eye
>>35356060
Thank you .
I'm actually half british so that might be the reason.
>>35355837
Hi cute anon.
Here's another one. But this was me when I was 15
Why do females only resort to name calling and muh neckbeards?
[ Spoiler ] implying this is not bait and females even exist on r9k [/spoiler]
helo
pls b gentle
10 minutes in MSPaint. Had to stop for a snack break in-between painting.
sorry for drawing it so cartoony
i'm a babyface and i don't know how to illustrate it
>>35348558
Hurrr durrr i have a vagina give me attention anons
>>35356178
So what I would like to originally ask in a way that will not get me muted like I know the basic question would do, is how big is your dick?
>>35349591
Why are yo on 4chan chad thundercock?
>>35356178
You liar .
Stop pretending to be me and steal my drawings
>>35349591
Why don't you go try a board more your speed, like /soc/ you normie sack of shit?
here is mine
desudesudesu
>>35357844
that is actually fucking terrifying anon
well, pic looks more like helper version of me
M'lady... I have finished... originati post confirmed.
Anyone mind drawing my faggy look
are you here?
i look way worse
>>35358956
here u go anon I drew this with luv
>>35348847
But it has zero artistic value. She just wasted her potential on that garbage
>>35337901
i can't into fine motor skills
Mummy says I look too angry all the time
>>35337901
Just felt like showing off
>>35356262
YEahhh?
>>35357699
Man, I sometimes with I was male. I'd make a cute one honestly.
>>35357881
>do drawing practice/eye study
>get bored
>draw a pepe around it
how to keep motivated 101
>>35350141
You sir are fucking rad.
Minus the horns
>>35342243
lol yes. rorschach showed up too.
>>35349167
Do you want mor?
>>35361471
It was just me and you
This is a comment of original and novel standards
Giving it a shot as well.
I didn't try for realism, judge to your heart's content r9k
>>35362018
>Upside down to confirm confusion
>>35362018
Missing picture to double confusion
I apologize for my shortcoming
>>35363699
Thats a big scatebord.
If you do a boneless off the McDonald's sign and revert on your landing will you die?
this is me on good days
>>35365237
Is that ypur nipple?
>>35365237
Also this is a nice image, I'll honor the source forever passively
>>35365339
y-you want to suck it?
>>35365428
thank you
>>35366436
What?
No offense.
Sexualitatea doesnt exist where i'm from.
original commentoopopoo
>>35366719
I like your style and might steal it