attractive character traits

be confident and assertive
be tall, broad-shouldered and square-jawed and have a big dick
also be yourself :) hehe

>he posts cartoon frogs making certain expressions in varying situations on Zimbabwean falconry imageboards

Someone chubby that can cuddle
Sadist
Deep set eyes
Tall
Good haircut
Nice kind face with a nice jaw

>>35337421
>chubby
>nice jaw

pick one

A legitimate one,

Have self respect, I don't mean that you should be overly confident or in love with yourself. Just have priorities for yourself and don't let people walk all over you. How do I know that you will take care of me and assure I'm treated right in the future if you won't even make sure you're treated right? Don't be a dick and only think about yourself but make sure that you care about you.

>>35337443
how about you get cancer you stupid bitch

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>>35337443
>assure I'm treated right

You're not entitled to shit, roastie. Now SHOO. OUT OF MY BOARD. REEEEEEEEE.

>>35337437
I guess I should have put belly bf, but that's so cringy. Also chubby doesn't equal fat overweight. More like bear build.

Tall and thin. Don't like muscles. I want my guys to be skelly.

>>35337486
If you're going to be in a relationship that's one of the first trade offs. Your normie is showing too, you fuck

>has cardboard boxes in his room
>doesn't like harsh noise
>has 10 toes
honestly the most attractive traits

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any guy how talks about "red flags" gets a red flag

>>35337593
I have so many red flags, one more won't change anything

>>35337512
PLS be my gf, most girls are repulsed by me

t. 6'0 130lbs

>>35337575
>doesn't like harsh noise
why?

>>35337618
>tall
>6'0
Anon...

>>35337340
>STEM
>has a heart
>works out but not obsessively
>pretty face
>kind eyes
>hispanic or middle-eastern

>>35337621
because harsh noise makes me feel upset

>>35337421
>4/6
eh, i dont have nice face/jaw + i'm fat.

>>35337512
Skelly 6'4 here. I think puberty failed to give me enough testosterone. No muscles whatsoever. Thin as fuck wrists too.

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>>35337626
>implying 6'0 isn't tall compared to the vast majority of men

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>>35337661
Wristlets unite!

>>35337375
That's a lot to ask why not just a semi decent personality and mediocre looks

>>35337671
Now that you've put it but anon we all know that 6'0 isnt what comes in mind when you hear tall guy.

>>35337631
Sounds like me but I don't know if I have kind eyes. Mexican but Ive been told I look Italian/spanish

>>35337661
Try smoking pot, in 6'2 and weighed 130lbs senior year in HS but now I'm 20 and weigh and now I'm 201 lbs

>>35337790
>tfw pot actually makes me less hungry

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>>35337643
why? what about soft harsh noise like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZGNTx6SrrE

>cute feet
>big or long hands for protective hand holding
>soft nice hair for headpats
>likes animals
>caring
>nice smile
>willing to be vulnerable around only me
>white, pale skin
I miss you darling

The perfect man
>5'11
>chubby but has muscles underneath
>big hands to make you feel safe
>just feels stronger than you
>strong enough voice that he can't whisper
>has a deep, warm belly laugh
>thick eyebrows with a bit of a beard
>hairy


>When your perfect man is your brother.
>When you care more about feeling him hold you than anything else as you get ready to go home for spring break.

>>35337957
Woah, I was actually listening to this song and their other (relatively) new stuff earlier today. I do like some "soft" harsh noise like gero, the goslings (not sure if they even count as harsh noise) and kazumoto endo, but anything harsher than that makes me feel very panicky and nervous. I mean, I guess that's the point, but I don't really enjoy that kind of feel.

>>35337421
5/6 I'm lean sorry

Not upbeat/positive.. more apathetic/depressed/paranoid
Isn't violent
Not clingy
Is a loner
I'm ok with having a decent housewife, but I won't be his mommy.

I actually prefer guys about 5'4"-5'9" and pale, skinny but looks don't appeal to me much as long as they are based about their appearance and have above qualities.

>>35338155
>deep set eyes
prove it.

>>35337466
>>35337486
Holy shit, guys, I get you can be insecure about having no assertiveness and backbone, but relax.

>taller than me (not hard, I'm 5'2)
>babyface
>not skinny or super muscly, I like the whole dad bod thing
>intelligent
>smells nice
>long brown hair
>lots of nice chest hair
>laid back

>>35338192
>lots of nice chest hair
>babyface
if you have chest hair, you usually dont have babyface.

has a lil chub, i hate skinny boys
atleast 5"9
good music taste
HAS to be funny or atleast laugh at my jokes

>>35338192
Why would I ever reproduce with you? You obviously have garbage genetic makeup if you're 5'2".

>>35337340
Be overprotective. It's cute.

>>35338135
Neat. I was actually listening to Kazumoto as you posted this. I don't really like stuff like Merzbow either, just kind of hurts my ears.

You should check out these guys, not really noise, but has the same Japanny nyyrrr type feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcZOnrL9VKM

>>35338292
I thought jealousy was a turn off

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>>35338246
ah well, I was just stating the ideal

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>>35337963
>tfw this sounds like him
I didn't want to feel today

>>35338344
Not her but you need to find someone who is on a similar level to you when it comes to possesiveness. If you find a girl but she thinks she should be able to flirt and talk to tons of guys while being in a relationship and you think the opposite, it's not going to work. Also you can be protective without being really overbearing and annoying.

>>35338278
good job I'll never date you then isn't it?

>>35337963
Wth are cute feet? Like I'm not against footfags I actually like feet but how do you quantify something like that. ???

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>>35337340
>attractive character traits
>posts facial and body features

>>35338074
fuck him


This isn't original kek

>>35338305
Oh fugg, man, I love that album
Do you like stuff like The Caretaker?
https://youtu.be/ssmbArp01ns

>>35338192
>5'7
>people always tell me my face looks young
>kind of ottermode? But I'm currently trying to eat more
>don't want to jerk myself off here
>hygienic
>brown hair, not long, but it's one of my better features
>no
>sure
Be my gf

>>35338425
Females can't differentiate between the two

>>35338455
You mean like have sex with him? if he wants to

>>35337512
Fuck you. I'm 6 foot 4 and weigh 214 lbs.

>>35337340
creativity & not being a /pol/ack

>>35338475
Yeah, I really like stuff like The Caretaker. Ambient and calming things are some of my favorite Have you heard of Duster?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C35qqziM6t0
It's kind of like The Caretaker, but more rugged in a way.

character traits-
>funny, but not shit-tier humour like the stupid flirtatious 'jokes' men tend to attempt on first dates
>talkative. Would need to talk enough for both of us desu
>creative. A vague term, I know, but I mean creative as in will surprise me with something cool like random notes around the house or a spontaneous trip
>????
>a good cook might be nice
>protective (cliche as fuck)

>>35338246
>tfw chest hair and (not very cute) babyface

Probably the shittiest combination to have, exactly the opposite of well-defined face and chest with only some naturally short hair

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The most attractive thing a guy could ever do with me is to snuggle me to sleep.
I don't mean try to fuck me, but just maybe spoon me under the covers.
It's a big turn on for guys that can respect women, and a good nights sleep usually gets me frisky in the morning.

>>35338425
Wow anon, good eye! It's almost like women are shallow vapid cunts that are more interested in how attractive a man is and what they can provide for them! Remember, just be yourself!

>>35338605
>>a good cook might be nice
This is one the most important things. Most of guys outright suck at making food which isnt rice with veggies and meat or mac&cheese.

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>>35338396
Nicely shaped and curved, soles and underside of toes are plump and look cute to bite. That's what I enjoy in feet at least

>>35338363
I'm sorry anon

Confidence, but I don't mean being extroverted. I mean owning and being comfortable with who you are. If you like anime and you're a massive weeb I'd much rather be with the guy with figurines and posters on his wall than the guy who is ashamed of his hobby.

>>35338602
Yup, although my favourite album by them is stratosphere cuz I keep falling for /mu/ memes

>>35338168
I'm all those except height 6 2

>>35338522
Have you ever tried anything? Does he know? Do you feel gross about it or have you accepted it by now?

>>35338677
>I'd much rather be with the attractive guy with figurines and posters on his wall than the guy who is ashamed of his hobby.
fixed.

>>35338653
exactly. Gordon can Ramsey me anytime he likes

>>35338192
i meet all of these but baby face
feels good man

>>35338714
>I'd much rather be with the attractive, genetically superior guy than the one with figures and posters on his wall
Jesus anon, you had one job.

>>35338680
i like 'em both, I think i like contemporary movement more because i'm a filthy contrarian.

>>35338723
Besides face, Ramsey is perfect - masculine, tall and rich.

>>35338619

That's hot, but getting to the snuggling phase is difficult.

>>35338074
>>35337963
>have smaller hands than my gf who I am an entire foot taller than
ITS OVER

>>35338714
Haha epic meme. I see you like memes and you're not afraid to show it! That's good

>>35338619
>getting into snuggling without having sex
It's just like having an orbiter - he gives you attention while you give nothing to him.

Having fashion sense makes a big difference to me and many guys with no fashion sense I cringe having to spend time with them

>>35338811
>Having fashion sense
I'm not going to be /fa/ggot but simple things as not wearing cargo shorts or graphic tees is important.

>>35338695
>Have you ever tried anything?
Nope. We've been super tight forever. My friends say it's a poor people thing, apparently we're supposed to be closer with our family or something. Anyways, because we're so close I used to cuddle with him and even share his bed sometimes. He doesn't seem to think anything of it and I've felt his bulge against me but never a boner so either he has amazing self control or he just thinks of it as normal sibling stuff.

>Does he know?
Does he know that I would let him have his way with me? No, only I know that.

>Do you feel gross about it or have you accepted it by now?
I've accepted it, I started thinking these things years ago. I've already had the fight with morals and stuff.

>>35337340
>fembot

When will this stupid fucking meme end?

>>35338759
Oh btw, do you like krautrock? It's my favourite (sub)genre atm

>>35338074
This is literally me. Even up to the exact height, eyebrows, beard, hairiness. I'm chubby but I'm heavily built anyway plus I exercise every day a bit.

Don't think my voice is that strong though.

>>35337340
make me laugh and you're halfway there. the rest is kinda circumstantial. depends on how i know you and if i can be bothered to date you

>>35338893
haven't heard of it. send me some :))

>>35338659
What if the third and second toes are longer than the first? That's how my feet are and it's something that isn't super common in my experience.

>>35339029
I don't really get your description. Post feet, or a similar example?

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>>35338544
>creativity & not being a /pol/ack
haven't been redpilled on Jews.Nobody wants you feminazi.

>>35337963
I can fill in, but my feet are too large to be cute.

>>35337375

>tfw all of those things except i'm 5'6

>>35339562
>confident and assertive
>on r9k
what?

>>35338970
>tfw unable to be funny unless it's situational

Kill me

>>35339605
you heard me

blobox

>>35339533
Do you have contact anon? lets talk about cute animals

>>35337340
>cynical
>greasy hair
>unathletic
>doesn't listen to jigaboo music or talk about popular tv shows
>watches anime

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>>35337340
>blue eyes brown hair combo
>tall
>athletic/average body type

That whole combination makes me want to throw my panties across the room

>>35339684
What's your preference for contact? Email, insta, harshnoiseforum.com?
I own a fat cat that chirps like a bird

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>>35337443
>Have self respect
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>35339746
What if I have hazel eyes but an considerably athletic body? and I'm 6'2?

>>35337421

>liking sadists

You should be raped and killed

>>35339640
that's fine too. i don't expect anyone to be a fucking stand up comedian, just to be able to make me laugh. don't beat yourself up because you're not george carlin

What exactly is the minimum height requirement in order to be considered tall?

Asking for a friend...

>>35339995
I'm like 5'10.5" and regularly get called tall by women. I think I'm just slightly above average.

>>35339888
but sadism is totally kewl :P

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>>35339344
Not like I have any self respect anyway, but see how my big toe is actually smaller than my middle and "index" toe. It's weird.

>>35340017
I'm 5'9 and I was called tall by a woman once.
Of course, she was Mexican...

>>35338253
I'm an expert at pretending other people are funny. Too bad i have shit taste in music. Everything else checks out.

>>35339746
>height and body type
>character traits

How retarded are you

>>35340052
be my bf i will show you amazing music

>>35340019

Sadists are a plague who need to be wiped off the face of the planet, and so should the people who enable them.

If its purely and solely sexual though its not that bad

>>35337671
Let's say you want to date a young white girl. This means she's looking for a young white guy to date most likely, not some smelly Indian manlet. This means you should compare yourself to other young white guys, not every man on Earth. 6' is dead average for young white guys, neither tall nor short.

I'm totally done with women.

>They demand everything and contribute nothing.
>Mainly like traits that are not a result of a person's internal traits.
>They're not loyal. They will branch swing to another guy if he looks better and has a higher status/more money.
>They have no respect for weak men

I could go on and on...I'm trying to make myself gay by brainwashing myself. I'd rather not associate with harpies who will cheat or steal most of my assets in a divorce.

>>35340091
>>35338253
>atleast 5"9
>good music taste
>HAS to be funny or atleast laugh at my jokes
I'm your man. You will never ever know guy with such good taste in music. Trust me

>>35340127
6'0 is considered the ideal height, though.

>>35337661
Covered my wrists all through high school, people thought I cut. Fucking sucked. Being skelly is the worst

>>35340155
Not anon but name 5 bands/artists you

>>35340127

>6" is average for white guys

France for example is 90% white (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_France) but the average male height there is 5'9". Even the Netherlands which is the tallest country on Earth has an average male height of 5'11". 6" is well above average in most white countries.

>>35340215
Tom Waits
Those Poor Bastards
KMFDM
Tool
Godspeed You! Black Emperor

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When he isn't judgemental over anything but the most awful of humans (and the porn industry).

Also when he can only be sexually aroused by the girl he has feelings for when he finds someone he cares about.

also a nice american voice....
I don't care about anything else really. Maybe that he likes the fact i'm so passionate about music and will live for the fact that i can show him beautiful things and art and he appreciates that about me. That would be nice.

Anyone want to give me one of those?

>>35340215
Good question, what genre do you want?

As I said I have a good musical taste, from Opera to even Trap.

>>35339832
I have a throwaway email [email protected]

>>35340240
Which of these is the good one?

>>35340260
What's your favorite gothpop album?

>>35340243

>When he isn't judgemental over anything but the most awful of humans (and the porn industry

Not exactly non judgmental but the only people i hate are geniunely bad people, those who enjoy the misery and suffering of others. For example even though i think that bronies are disgusting retards and i prefer to not associate with them, i dont wish anything bad on them and believe they should be treated like human beings (most people seem to not agree with that latter part).

Just thought i should share that, not too many people on this site who still think like you do.

>>35340033
they're a little odd looking anon, but most people mainly like soles anyway. Remember to cut your toenails too

>>35340317
All of them, shit-dick.

>>35340336
Well this is good at least. I am genuinely not disgusted by anything unless you include anybody shallow or superficial. It really gets under my skin. So much inner beauty that gets overlooked in this world and to be perfectly honest it's a real shame.

>>35340317
I like Black Veil Brides, though this is GothRock.

>>35340380
Only one that's relatively decent is GY!BM, the rest is just okay to boring i-like-good-music-tier.

>>35340243
>>35340243
>>35340243
I was this guy for ten years.
She cheated and I dumped her.

I think I was too much of a push over.

>>35340415
Good meme, amigo.

are you serious?

>>35340433
wish i could have taken her place and made you happy then, friend.

>>35340243
Is he gonna let you cheat on him too? If so, I'll be the bull.

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Wears turtlenecks and shorts
Full red or purplish lips
Youth full face
Less than 5'4
Pale or albino
Intelligent
Doesn't care about looking or seeming gay
Arrogant
Bad boy
Dirty mind
Rude
Devil may care attitude

My darling. I still love you

>>35340459
Im not into that genre at all. Sorry, but post what you have, please

>>35340243
You sound like a pathetic faggot who will die without having ever found a human remotely close to the character in your fantasy land

>>35340470
It was a horrible break up.
She was my high school sweetheart, I made it sixteen years with her.

Here's the deal, I'm like 7/10 by /soc/ standards (I got an 8 once :) ) and get a lot of attention from girls.

Green eyes, thick brown hair, wide shoulders, six foot, intelligent, 7 inch dick and very respectful toward women.

I spent all of my time assuring she was happy and she still cheated.

Now I'm scared of grills.
I'm pathetic.

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>>35337443
>Have self respect
If you truly found that attractive, you would have never been able to fuck someone you're attracted to

>>35340527

>not being a literal sadist these days means that you are pathetic

Modern society was a mistake

>>35337340
Dominant, smart (but always willing to learn), possesive and protective, strong willed, not a pedo, doesn't debate like a retard with logical fallacies, a little sadistic is cute, shut out to most others except for me, doesn't care what others think of him, oh and a good sense of humor is always nice

Those are just my ideals pls don't get triggered

>>35340574
>sadism
Exactly how autistic do you have to be to think this is remotely relevant to my post?

>>35340404

Are you an INFP by any chance?

I dont agree with your "everything is beautiful" attitude but its certainbly better than the "i would torture people to death if i could get away with it" attitude commonly found here.

>>35337340
>implying women should even be allowed to have opinions
those whores here can only spot redflags on their cat, nobody else would get that close to them

>>35340594

Not talking about the sexual variant my duderino. Most people here seem to hate anyone who sees empathy as a virtue (im assuming thats the reason you think that anon is pathetic, no idea why the other things she mentioned would be pathetic).

>>35339690
OMG, LITERALLY ME
I think I'm gonna make it guys

>>35340127
That's fucking bullshit, the tallest place ON EARTH has an average height of 6ft, and even then they have a significant amount of men less than 6ft tall. Even in somewhere like Iceland or the Netherlands, being about 5'9" is only 2-3 inches shorter or less than the vast majority of men in that country, being over 6ft is a blessing and the only people who get that tall (with a few exceptions) are northern/eastern European men with a genetic history of good nutrition.

>>35340510
I'll list of 3 I really like off the top of my head:

Double Echo- Black Morning EP
ploho- smireniya i otritsaniye
Black Marble- It's Immaterial

Not strictly gothpop, some more new wave.

>>35340715
Jesus H Christmas get some taste

>>35340713
6'2 ottermode Ruski reporting

>>35340735
If I posted my reply at 18:33:31 and you poster yours at 18:34:38, that means that you had just over a minute to listen to all 3 aforementioned albums and make a judgement- or you have already listened to them enough to make a firm judgement. Either way, you are wrong.

>not being scared of looking vulnerable
>being ambitious (not necessarily being successful, just striving for success and knowing what they want)

>>35340348
Cool thanks anon I wasn't aware of proper foot posting etiquette. Have a nice evening/day.

>>35340715


the fuckkkkkk is this sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lub3XZJBTLc

hnnng I like this old sound, I've never listened this before.

and this omg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW-U19zcP8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHhEHzVG6SE

and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysz93WWqoqc

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY FUCKING LIFE?

Let's marry, seriously I love this type of sounds, I thought my musical taste was big nut no I was totally wrong..sorry

>>35340240
Tool and GYBE is trite /mu/ shit

>>35339502
zionists***

>"redpilled"
>"feminazi"

>>35339673
>5'6
>confident
try again, your only hope to find love is to put on a dress and hope to find a guy who is into boipuccy

>>35340965
Nice meme review, you braindead faggot.

>>35340033
Cut your fucking toe nails anon

>>35341036
Cool bro will do just gotta find my toenail clippers.

>>35340579
That's not too unrealistic at least

Assuming there isn't a ton of implied extra shit in there like "he isn't dominant unless he's also 6'4+ to back it up" etc

>>35340243
>also a nice american voice....

What nationality/ethnicity are you?

Is it common for women to be attracted to Americans in your area?

I kind of have a fantasy of being with a guy who is
>tall
>muscular
>rugged
>in 40's or 50's
>beard
>dominant

But being realistic I'm into
>genuine and nice
>intelligent or at least willing to have debates with me
>on the tall side (I'm tall myself but I'm not super fussy)
>plays an instrument (specifically piano)
>is into outdoorsy stuff

>>35341114
Not her but I'm multilingual and American.
As soon as German girls figure out I'm from burgerland they want dick.

>>35340091
Just show me now

I'll listen to anything i'm bored. If it helps you choose what to recommend, I enjoy Paul Simon and Jackson Browne.

>>35340579
>Dominant
>possesive and protective, strong willed
>a little sadistic is cute, shut out to most others except for me

I'm curious. What specifically do you mean by these?

>>35341150
Would they want a British, Australian, or Canadian guy just as much or some non-anglo? Or is it just an American or anglo thing?

>>35340946
sned me an email [email protected], we have a lot to discuss

>>35341229
It is because of American media dominating the planet.

Most girls have a fantasy about meeting a cute American prince charming.
It's really hard to explain but centers around propaganda indoctrination believe it or not.

>>35341276
I think they were being sarcastic senpai

>>35341295
i hope not, honestly

>>35337340
>loves daddy Stalin
>will take it up the butt

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>>35337340
Self-confidence and a bit subtle dominance.

Looks: Just don't stink or be a kike. Or Slime. Or Nog. Or Abo. Anything but north-european.

>>35341295
I think the Russian was serious.

>>35337691
Actually, I really like that round boney thing. My little fetish. Don't even know if it has a name.

>>35341361
The pennis?

>>35341276
Emailed you with an album!

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This thread is now a boney-wirst-pic thread.
Post your boney porn for a fellow fembot.

>>35340643
Empathy is for women and nu-males. Higher men want nothing of your feigned emotion.

>>35341314
Don't worry friend I listened to the first vid you had up there. Sounded really good.

>>35340850
"Vulnerable" is roastie slang for "liking animals". She doesn't want you to be truly open, she wants to pretend like her life is a Disney movie and you are hard with a "heart of gold". Essentially narcissistic, as all women are.

>>35340643
>empathy as a virtue
Retardation isn't a virtue.

Reminder: in roastie, "chubby" means built, and "skinny" means ottermode.

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>>35341616
This.

Stop this show-feels-meme. A woman want a safe haven from her own emotions not another cunt. Go vulcan anon.

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>>35337421
Dude this is legit ass me
100% pure grown original

>>35341492
>trannyposting

As a reminder to this desperate hellhole of a board, no, women don't like twiggy twink wrists.

>>35341753
I've been anorexic. People like me love bones. Solid 8/10 natural cunt.

>>35340238
Notice I said young you moron. People have been getting steadily taller and taller and old people literally shrink after a while.

>>35341616

Feigned emotion? Pretty sure that im not "feigning" anything.

I agree with you that empathy is a shitty thing to live with as a man. If i could help it i would like to get rid of it as well, but i cant so i learn to deal with it and direct my empathy towards people who really need it, its not like i feel a whole lot of empathy for the average norman or stacy.

>higher men

Settle down monkey, you're on r9k, you are a lower man. At least i have natural leadership skills to back my autism up with, what have you got to show for yourself?

>>35341099
Nope. The only thing i could say is im 5'10 so as long as they arent like 5'6 im okay

>>35341176
Uhm that's hard to explain. For dominant I mean that I like it when he acts confident, doesn't take no for an answer, tends to order me around, doesn't cave into my demands easily, is secure in his decisions, and just overall is kind of controlling. That's what I mean by the possessive thing too. It's so sweet when a guy tells me how to dress, which friends to have. As for the little bit sadistic, that was meant more in lewd terms, but it's cute in non lewd stuff too. Like, teasing, a little mean, can make me feel sad and bully me a bit. Nothing to much and then after be extra nice when I feel most vulnerable. That's so cute, makes me feel warm inside.

If you couldn't tell I'm very subby & obedient

>>35341659

So why do you think highly of yourself then?

>>35337340
what i need in a woman
>Be Intelligent
>Be not a complete stacy
>c-cup+ tiddys

>>35337727
you already know women are irrational.
Here's a tip though: they're weak minded, they can be carried around with ease. That's why they always ride the cock carousell-

>>35341936
>woman
>Be intelligent
wew

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>>35341659
>brain-damaged social retard calling normal people retarded
classic

>>35341965
fuck, why is this too much too ask for/

>>35340965
>implying music is bad if /mu/ likes it

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Broad chested, broad shouldered, slim waste, large upper back, wide stance, decent height, deep set eyes, high defined cheekbones or just defined cheekbones in general, defined jaw, nice eye shape, long eyebrows, nice hair style, and don't be a faggot

>>35342063
don't forget smooth skin and long eyelashes

I'm sure a femanon will describe my uglyass if I wait long enough.

>>35342084
That too, thanks senpaitachi

>>35342098
>hunched spine
>jew nose
>quadruple chins
>neckbeard
>pizzaface
>whiny nasal faggot voice
there ya go, don't say I never gave you nothin

>>35337626

Well, i'm 6' and people have always said i'm tall. So go fuck yourself, manlet.

>>35342063

So basically

>Be turbochad
>Be very high test
>Be hypermasculine
>Be basically a male model
>Did i mention being Chad?

Did i get it right?

Also

>"post character traits"
>posts physical traits only

>>35342205
Thanks anon. I gotta work on myself more though, only got half the required chins.

>>35340573
That's... a really clever insult.

>>35342249
Alright I got you,
Confident when you need to be, humble, kind, good speaker, large presence, mysterious, funny, cool and reserved most of the time

>>35342486

Is this supposed to be a guess of my personality?

>>35341283
This sounds awesome. Which countries would this work in?

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>>35337375
>shitposting and LARPing in one post
There's gotta be something more fulfilling in life

>good person, kind
>not religious
>not moody
>doesn't abuse alcohol or do drugs/smoke
>shares some interests with me and has some of his own that I can learn about
>likes travelling and outdoors activities (hiking, camping)
>is able to take care of himself, cook, clean etc
>actually enjoys cooking
>doesn't expect people to guess stuff

>>35337340
Being genuine and compassionate.
By genuine I mean that he stays true to what he feels and that he doesn't hide things. I can easily tell when people have second intentions or whatever... It makes them ugly.

>>35343246
>doesn't expect people to guess stuff

I don't understand what that means exactly; guess what stuff?

>>35343348
Means he doesn't expect you to be fucking telepathic etc. (not the poster though).

>>35343246
You actually described me, but who the fuck is gonna believe that.

>>35343348
Doesn't expect people to guess how he feels, doesn't say everything's okay when it isn't and he's asked about it (again, expecting you to somehow know)
I'm a pretty straight forward person in that sense and it's hard to be with people that are the opposite

>>35337631
>hispanic but resemble dev patel a bit
How bad is it robots?

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What do the women of r9k think about bisexual men? A really, really attractive girl asked me straight up the other week and I just went "nah", but basically the only person I've ever outright loved was another man so I felt pretty devious, and not in a good way.

>>35343601
Offputting

>>35337575
>has cardboard boxes in room
Why? That sounds like an anime collection lurking in the shadows.

>>35337631
>has a heart
>hispanic or middle eastern

Latin. The type you meant was Latin.

>>35337963
Jejjery
Why cute feet?
I've got size 13 and a half feet. Hard to find ones that'll fit. I've also got hair all over them, and I don't clip my nails often so they have a dark grey black color. Basically just imagine a hobbits feet but super sized and veiny
Did you enjoy that description of my super macho feet?

>>35340946
>ploho

My nigger. The other goths make fun of me for my "russian blues".

Check out Utro, Notchnoi Prospekt, Small Depo, Buerak,

OH wow the "women" of r9gay are just as bad as the men. What a surprise, you are all terrible disgusting people. Neck yourselves """""""fem"""""""anons

>>35341659
out-group empathy is pointless. People completely lacking empathy are literally brain-damaged and dangerous, however.