ALERT
ALERT
ALERT
HOSTILE NORMIE FORCES ARE INBOUND TO BETA STATION 13
ALL N-E-E-T FIGHTERS TO BATTLE STATIONS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>35334829
TENDIE LEADER SIX
IM HIT
I NEED TENDIES ASAP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35334908
>KSSSSHHHHHH
wober dat tendie weader siz tendie pwane inboub wif tendies an saucies
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>>35334908
TENDIE LEADER, BACKUP IS ON THE WAY
ETA 17 MINUTES
HOLD THE LINE
>>35334829
ALARM C.H.A.D TROOPS GOING U R WAY,BRACE YOURESELF!