>tfw you accidentally sucked a cock

>tfw accidentally anal sexd

>tfw accidentally suck my dad's dick and let he cum in my mouth

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>>35334802
>accidentally sucked a cock

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>tfw you accidentally ate your own cum

not even fucking joking, this actually happened

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>>35334917
I have had it happen too. One time I didn't fap for like 4 days. Then had a 2 hour long fap session that I came fucking everywhere. I thought the cum on keyboard was a meme, but jizz flew so high up and with such force that some landed on my keyboard. some flew right into my open mouth, some got in my hair. It was a fucking nightmare.

>Go to store to buy hemorrhoid cream
>Go to bathroom. Bend over and put it on ass hole in bathroom
>Old man was there buying condoms for his viagra boner
>He runs to bathroom
>Oshit left door unlocked and lights off
>He slams cock first into my ass hole
>wheninrome.jpg
>he finishes off inside me
>tips me

And that's how I lost my virginity, anons

>>35334802
But how!? Was it in the middle of the night

there is absolutely no way you accidentally sucked a cock its not possible just accept that youre gay

>>35334948
my "experience" was fucking stupid, i was basically a retard, i can greentext if anyones interested.

>>35335022
Let's hear it, anon

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>>35335036
alright..

>be me
>fapping to some porn in my room
>businessasusual.jpeg
>have no tissues or anything nearby
>decide to cum in an empty pepsi can i have sitting on my desk
>after i'm done, i proceed to play some vidya
>few hours later, i'm getting ready to go to bed
>start cleaning my desk
>grab pepsi can and notice theres still some left in it
>drink it
>mfw i realize what i have just done
>went to bed slightly traumatized

>>35335197
Wtf anon. But Pepsi isn't white and gooey. Surely it would take ages to reach the lid as well because of how viscous it is

>>35335237
but it was in a can, i couldn't see what was in it.
and for some reason my cum becomes less viscous after a while.

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Sounds pretty unfortunate my friend.

>>35335290
>cum becomes less viscous after a while
Can confirm
Immediately after expulsion, my cum is very jelly-like. However, the longer it is exposed to air less gelatinous it becomes and completely reduces to a thin watery solution >30 minutes after ejaculation

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tfw accidentally got gang raped by a pack of blacks