Want to collect autism bux, go to doctor wear my autism shoes. I tell the doctor "Look at my shoes aren't they... um... something." He says "They are kind of nice yes."
He asks me why I wanted an appointment. Tell him "Don't you notice my walk?" (I am talking of the virgin walk). He seems confused.
Tell him about my 2d waifu. He says I need to stop wasting his time and I have to go.
???? I thought he would notice my autism?
>>35332256
>he didn't make loud noises and hit himself in the head
Dumb normie.
>>35332318
So I am supposed to make screeching noises is that it? When do I hit myself in the head?
Please help me get better at autism desu
Did you play him your anime OSTs on your Android phone?
Did you do the virgin sneeze?
They might have sealed the deal. Honestly he doesn't seem like a competent doctor
>>35332628
>Did you play him your anime OSTs on your Android phone?
Oops. No.
I hope I am allowed to do that next time.
>Did you do the virgin sneeze?
What is that?
>>35332669
It's like the virgin walk but with a sneeze duh
What kind of autism shoes do you own? I have an old clunky pair of saucony running shoes myself
>>35332375
autism is a talent, not a skill you fucking normalshit GET OUT!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>35332814
With the puzzle print like this one