How do I frog post properly?! HOW COME EVERYONE ELSE GETS IT?!

gotta be authentic kid. be the johnny cash of frogposting

>>35330735
Are you telling me to simply be myself?

>>35330725
>save a bunch of frog pictures on your phone
>go to 4chan on your phone (Phonepost)
>In the span of 10 seconds, type some random thought that you wanted to get off your chest like some stacy would
>Post a frog picture associated somewhat with that thought
>Last but MOST importantly, do not respond to anyone in the thread. Simply post your initial phone shit post, and put your phone away
>Do not post anything else; do not read anyone's comments
>Repeat these steps in 30 minutes or so

>>35330897
I have questions:

Do you do this?

Does it work?

Is it satisfying?

Do others do it?

>>35330929
>Do you do this?
No, I have a life. I simply come here to give advice to losers and laugh at them occasionally.
>Does it aggravate people?
Yes, because it's a selfish normie attitude contributing nothing of worth to the one place we all love (Worst form of shitposting)
>Is it satisfying?
Normies do it here to vent (They are failed normies, not "robots"), so yes it can be
>Do others do it?
Lots of normies on r9k ever since the influx of newfags from the slow normalization of 4chan, so yes a lot of phone/frog posting is ruining this board. Current r9k is like a weird combination of /soc/ and /b/.

>>35330725
You have to check the frog post option when you're making your thread, idiot.

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>>35331080
>to give advice to losers and laugh at them occasionally

Sooo ... You a condescending, wannabe helpful anon ? What a weird and unexpected combination.

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>>35330725
>virgin posting
Oregano

>>35331080
There are a lot of things odd about this post.

>>Does it aggravate people?

He didn't ask this.

And your character seems to contradict itself.

>>35331207
This is a board made for virgins only, if you are not a virgin you must leave.

>>35331219
>He didn't ask this.
I was assuming by "does it work?", he meant it's quality as a shitpost/troll method.

>And your character seems to contradict itself.
??? What character? What contradiction? He asked about cancer posting, I told him.