trips decides what hobby l pick up

Creeping up on women from behind and cumming on them in public.

There's videos of it, it's possible.

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Speedrunning

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

fuck off

Noose tying

Carpentry my good lad

>>35330499
a musican instrument, literally any of them.

even if i dont get trips this is still what you should do. this or a sport.

Bicycling
It's what I'm trying to get into. Waiting on the bike I ordered to come in now

Basket weaving.

>>35330532
Speedrunning is the most autistic video game sport, even worse than MOBAs.

Urban exploration
Oregano

Collecting fingernails from random people.

>>35330499

Knitting

orangutangulan

don't pick up hobbies, and don't keep any pets.
these are substitutes for normal healthy relationships with real people and the joy of doing things for them and receiving their love and recognition in return.

HEMA

>>35330639
That is why it is perfect for someone in this board

Excessive competitive esports game til you're good enough to go pro.

>>35330788
almost got it anon rolling for this

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>>35330499
Warhammer 40k. You need to buy 5k points of Tau battlesuits.

Original pedophilia

Masturbating to your mom

Something that you like doing. God bless.

Dog choking

Boipucci raping

Try landscape painting with oils. Just watch any Bob Ross program and you can learn plenty of technique, and very quickly will be able to paint whatever you want.

>>35330499
Sleeping a lot
Way more than you do now

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>>35330499
Making japanese dirt balls.

reading romantic novels in the library

Extreme masturbation

Lolimancy

>>35330499
Start jerking off in public

>>35330499
Tickling your dads ass

anonymous gay sex

Fugging your mom

Penis collection. Including yours.

>>35331000
WINRAR

Op comfirmed fag

>>35331000
Ding ding ding, we have the winner

Killing mice with a hammer

>>35331000
Does it count if it's something OP already does?

>>35330499
Kill urslef

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>>35331000
>my completely one-hundred and one percent original face when