>teacher asks class to pair with the opposite sex

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>>35329756
It's always the fat, smelly girl that nobody wants, God fucking damn it.

Sometimes, you'd get lucky and one of the less popular girls would have their normal partner be sick so you'd end up with her and get a break from fat, smelly girl. Or, if there were an odd number, it'd be the less popular girl as well as fat, smelly girl.

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>>35329756
>teacher asks you to pair up and have sex

>>35329756
>tfw went to an all-boys school so i never knew this feel

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>>35329756
>the inevitable look of disgust on your partners face who you've been assigned to.

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>there's only you and one girl left
>the girl doesn't want to pair with you
>teacher goes "why don't you go pair with anon? hahahaha"
>entire class laughs as well
>she goes to you with disgust on her face

>>35329795
Why did you go to an all-boys school? Were you a faggot? Or you didn't want to experience teenage sex?

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>>35329785
>sixth grade
>sex ed
>"Now class, can I have a volunteer show what an erection is?"
>"No volunteers?"
>"How about you, anon?"
I fucking booked it out of the room and ran home. Skipped school for a week and came back and acted like nothing happened, somehow no one called me out on it.

>>35329785
>>35329881
do you guys know of any hentai/porn vid where this happens? this is my fetish.

>>35329918
That was a traumatic experience, you think I look up that shit now?

>>35329918
I agree. I need some good hentai please.

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>put into a group
>you're sitting in the middle
>everyone talks around and over you
>try to get a word in and they just treat you as an obstacle and continue talking amongst themselves

>>35329957
How the fuck was that traumatic?
If my teacher told me to show my erection in class, I'd fucking do it. Right in front of my crush.
That's fucking hot, you know. You finally have the perfect excuse to show your dick to your crush.

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>>35329973
Why the fuck would they sit around you? This never happened to me.
Pic related happens more often.

>>35329861
It was the best non-private school in the area and my parents wanted me to go there.

>>35330034
It's just the way the seats were aligned when the groups were set up. We weren't meant to move for some reason.

>>35329976
If I was an eighteen year old chad, sure, but I was a scrawny fucking eleven year old.

>>35329881
That was actually the only correct response for a robot (other than maybe just refusing). Nothing positive could have come out of you agreeing, remember that.

>>35329756
This shit only happened in elementary school a handfull of times. Please tell me you never had to endure this past that point.

>>35329785
That actually kind of happened in Germany.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/the-sexual-revolution-and-children-how-the-left-took-things-too-far-a-702679.html

>>35330175
This is fucking amazing holy shit I wish I was born in Germany.
This is my exact fucking fetish.

>>35330286
If you read all 3 pages it says the kids they contacted who were part of the program don't look back on it well.

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>>35330175
Germany is like the bipolar mental patient country

>>35329800
This, fucking this is why I refuse to work in groups anymore. Roasties are the scum of the fucking earth.

>>35329918
>>35329969
I got no hentai doujins to link but search 'abubu' on Gelbooru and search his stuff.
He got some stuff related to your wish.

>>35330511
Holy shit thanks anon. This is fucking amazing.

>>35329756
Stan? Why oh why did you need your trip to make this very common thread?

>>35330583
by acknowledging and responding to his trip, you are rewarding him for using the trip.

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>>35329756
One time I was assigned to work with a girl and the next day she showed up with a made up story about how I was being mean to her. The teacher made me work alone.

The girl was paired with her best friend. I remember crying in my way back home on how fucking bad I felt for being treated like trash

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>>35330583
That's not Stanley.

>>35329881
>I'll take things that didn't happen for 200, Ted

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>>35330622
I should be executed for this

>>35330645
i will always fall for an imposter

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>>35329756
that's how I met my Japanese friend. She's a slut but she always brings me stuff from Japan when she goes there

>>35329843
>get assigned seats
>sit down next to classmate and apologise for my presence because they hate me