Why haven't you experimented with your secret special boy-place?

>>35328835
who said I haven't?

>>35328853
>who said I haven't?
how did it go?

>Touching a part of yourself to provide sexual stimulation that is culturally associated with homosexuality while presenting no attraction or arousal to men
Haha what a fag

Because I'm obese and have hemorrhoids.

I don't want to spend half an hour working up a sweat trying to shove a dildo up my ass, only to spray blood everywhere when I sit down.

>>35328835
My big bro taught me about my secret special boy-place when we started having practice sex when I was 8. I love playing with it.

>>35328871
That's a good excuse anon

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>bought a prostate massager
>stick it in my hiny and play with it. just feels awkward and uncomfortable all the time
>boner goes down and balls shrivel up
>get shit on it and now always a slight aroma of poo
>end up just jacking off as per usual.

t-thanks.

>>35328835
Because im not a faggot who shoves a finger up his ass

faggot

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>>35328835
>your secret special boy-place
Wow man you just had to make it sound gay didn't you, it is called a g-spot and what you do with yours is your business and doesn't need to be associated with other dudes
But nice propaganda pixie dick, you fags don't own the male g-spot so stop trying to sell it as yours

>>35328867
I used a candle and masturbated the d and the p simultaneously
the best fap in my life
I try not to do it too often so that the magic won't wear off

>>35328904
I know what you mean, I just find it too much hassle to do more than maybe twice a year. If I want to fap to the thought of being railed though, I just do it on all fours and use my imagination. Feels good man no homo

>>35328835
Death before dishonour, nigga

>>35328835
Because it's look painful

>>35328835
>no dildo
>fingers have nails because I play guitar

>>35328835
I've tried, in the like 6 times I've tried to find it I haven't been able to.
I know roughly where it's supposed to be, I've heard what it's supposed to feel like, I just haven't hit it yet.

>>35328895
xD
but you're a robot who won't have real sex anyway, sexual orientation serves no purpose in our case so if there's a way to make the most out of masturbation, why not benefit from it?

i have hemmeroids :(
it sucks because i love butt stuff
i used to finger my butthole in the bath when i was a little kid

>>35328987
>nails
>play guitar

Pick one

Because i am not a faggot that likes fingers up his ass.

>>35329033
>what is classical guitar

>>35329007
enjoy being a faggot

fucking kike faggots i swear. jerking off is enough you degenerate faggot

>>35329078
you're too high on /pol/ mate, go have a nap

>>35328904
>use candle
>snaps in half
good idea

>>35329137
use a thick one and well, even if it breaks, it is not THAT difficult to get it out, the rectum is for shitting after all

>>35328835
>implying I haven't
jacking off while shoving something up your ass feels fucking amazing. you can also abuse the prostate to skip your refractory period and orgasm a second time and it feels just as good as the first time.

>>35328835
Also known as the "brown tunnel", "the smugglers cave" and the "butt-pirate's loot locker"

>>35328942
>If I want to fap to the thought of being railed though, I just do it on all fours and use my imagination
I do that too, make my dick diamonds
no homo though

>>35328835
yesterday i was milking for two hours ^^^^^^_^^^^^

I've tried it before.
Offered little extra stimulation, almost no sexual gratification, quite a bit of post-fap humiliation, but i was able to shit quite easily for the next 2 days?

Would I do it again? No.

>>35329948
what have you done it with? hand? dildo or a substitute?

I've tried it before, and even my gf has tried, and I get nothing from it. It feels alright I guess, but more often than not uncomfortable. At best it kind of makes me want to piss.
Rimming too, it feels tickly but it's not particularly erotic - it's best if it's combined with a handjob but that gets awkward to pull off. My gf gets crazy wet when she goes down on my arse though, so I guess if it's fun for her it's alright.

>>35330748
>My gf gets crazy wet when she goes down on my arse though
you're a lucky man

I do just not very often because if you do it too much it ruins regular fapping

I used to not be able to cum unless I had something in my ass so I took a break from butt stuff, now I only do it every once in a while when I really need to clean the pipes

I do it the reverse way.

Whenever I have to take a shit I'll jerk off, it feels pretty good pushing your shit out and jerking and the climax is great. I did it once as a goof but it's become my favorite way to masturbate. Though I'm worried it's going to make me become a scat man, and I don't think I could continue to live if I do.

while i somewhat enjoy being able to squeeze my sphincter against something, i've never been able to find any kind of a g spot.

I did but putting my fingers just gave me a boner and it didn't feel good or anything
Also I don't live alone and buying enema shit, lube and a dildo would be a chore

>>35328835
it's up your ass
it's up your ass
it's up your ass
poop comes out of there
don't touch it
that's gross

>>35330799
I did this when I was a teenager. Didn't realize why it felt better than normal masturbation. I've since kicked the habit and can attest it did not lead to any fetishes.

>>35328835
I've used my finger on it. No effect.

My ex-gf shoved a dildo up in there once too. I remember that I expressed discomfort and asked for no more of it - but it was bottomed out already.

>>35328835
I did when I was a teen. Stuck my finger up my asshole, trying to prod around for some kind of protrusion I could identify as my prostate while jacking off. Eventually I felt a weird sensation of pressure in my belly and came almost immediately. Felt pretty good, but not good enough for me to really want to stick my finger up my shitty asshole regularly.

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>>35328987
The nails only make it better

>>35329222


I can't find my prostate and I went deep as I could till the end of the rectum and even a bit further.

Nothing.

>>35333027
It's not that far deep just try to push against the back of your dick and you'll feel it

>>35333132
Right at the entrance?

>>35333172
Basically, it's only about two knuckles deep. it'll feel different than pushing against the wall of any other section

>prepare, try to clean well
>feels amazing for two minutes
>feels okay for a few minutes then gets uncomfortable
>stop feeling pleasure and/or shit happens
>mood lost
>jerk off to salvage any pleasure
every time

i cant stop playing with my butt

i think im almost full butt gay at this point

>>35333398
this, i don't even like guys but i turned gay because i like it in the butt so much and i couldn't find a girl to peg me

>>35333433
This is an excuse. If you're sincere then hang out on fetish sites, it isn't even hard

>>35333433
can we just stop replying with "this"? I mean that's so fucking tumblr

it's /r9k/, not some 14 yo girl post about "moon moon"

yeah sorry I got triggered

btw, finger in the ass, best fap

I have a dildo, but only play with my butt sometimes. Last time was glorious though, I've felt tons of pleasure, didn't even have to touch my dick.

But the cleaning up is a bore. I don't play with my butt always because of that.

>>35333459
>hang out on fetish sites, it isn't even hard
trust me i've tried. sites like that aren't popular in my country, but i've really tried

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I have and I love it. Every time I shit I give myself a thorough enema/scrubbing after so I'm never dirty down there. Makes it so I never have to worry about getting my toys dirty. I like using ones that curve; they hit it perfectly. Just the other day I had a hands free orgasm for the first time in my life. It felt so fucking good.
I enjoy being a little faggot

>>35333486
Aren't lots of enemas bad for your health?

>>35333484
Try a munch - a fetishist meet up for discussion and networking, usually in a cafe or bar. If you want it, you'll travel for it.

>>35333486
Love a good enema, it's like brushing your teeth or having a thorough shower. Don't do it too often though, since you'll get rid of all the bacteria you need and make yourself ill.

>>35333521
Yes, more than once a month is a mistake

>>35333433
>because i like it in the butt so much and i couldn't find a girl to peg me
this feel hits so close to home senpai

>>35333550
I was doing once a week sort of.

But just a small one.

>>35333550
>you'll get rid of all the bacteria you need and make yourself ill
Wont your intestines will resupply all the necessary bacteria?

>>35333172
I imagine you with a finger up your ass searching while you wrote this post.

>>35333754
They will given time. If you do it too frequently they don't replenish properly and you fall ill.

>>35333919
What kind of symptoms ?

>>35334375
I don't know. If your insides were filled with shit and you had no resistance to said shit nor a barrier to your bloodstream (remember, things that go up your ass goes straight into your blood - for example, alcohol) do you think it would go well?

>>35333027
ftm's need not apply retard

>>35328835
I've done it a bunch of times and now I have an anal prolapse to worry about every time I take a poo

>>35328835
too busy shitting for most of hte day

I've done it a few times with a vibrator. Feels okay but I can't cum from anal alone which I find frustrating. Also poop and poop smell is kinda unsexy.

So I just use a Fleshlight folded up in a pillow, instead.

>>35328835
too much exit traffic

>>35328870
>sexual stimulation
>no arousal

are you retarded? of course people do it because it's good

>>35335840
>>35335823
this

And i feel im empty, i start playing and then..
suddenly shit everywhere

I've tried a bunch of times and it just hurts, "men hav prostete it felz gud!1!2!" Is just a meme created by faggots to pathetically try and justify their degeneracy

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How to prostate orgasm? I'm having difficulty with it despite vigorously massaging it for 10 minutes.

I'm worried it'll make me farty or diarrhea-ey before work. Prostate orgasms look fucking awesome though.

>>35335956
Check out the aneros forums they have a bunch of guides

>tfw gay but think butt stuff is gross and never tried prostate stuff on myself

>>35335956

don't fap for like a month and you'll have one my dude

>>35328835
Achieved hands free ejaculation few days ago. Seriously overrated. Felt more like I'm just touching my dick from inside

I don't like the poop smell, almost impossible to get off whatever it touches.

I used to carve carrots and stick them in my pooper but I couldn't really find the special spot and I don't like wasting carrots.

>>35336588
Why would you wash them? Just throw them away after.

>>35336663
>implying carrots are free

This is why he said waste them.

>>35336663
they are actually pretty expensive, I used to shave off the poopy outer layers with a peeler to salve some of it and the precious vitamin A

>>35328903
>He thinks he isn't a fag for liking his g spot to get touched
Faggot

I was degenerate as shit as a teenager. Would fuck myself with anything I could find, was way into autofellatio, jerked off to bestiality, even fucked and came in my own ass once.

Now in my late 20s all I ever care about in porn is a nice pair of tits/ass.

>>35336854
>even fucked and came in my own ass once
The hell?

>>35336875

You just get a half chub, pull it down around your taint, push it in your pooper, and awkwardly push on it. Doesn't feel particularly great but as a disturbed teenager trying progressively more fucked up shit it got me off.

>>35336940
Cum is a good lube I recommend.

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>>35328835
>enjoy anal
>never been able to find my prostate and cum from it though
>read guides, watched videos and all
>still can't find it

>>35328835
>Why haven't you experimented with your secret special boy-place?
I tried and didn't really feel anything

I think I need help...

I anally masturbated at 12 and 13
AMA

>>35338324
>tried while focusing on my own pleasure
>didn't feel much at first, took a lot of patience and relaxation

>tried in the shower while bent over, imagining a guy right behind me, making me his bitch
>two fingers inside, not nearly deep enough for prostate massage (only knuckle deep)
>came in less than 20 seconds

>>35328835
I did a few times because of how much it was memed on this board and it did nothing for me.


Also, my dick works just fine, if I need to masturbate and cum my dick works 100% of the time. Good ol' reliable.

the prostate meme is like

>why go into your house through the front door when you can instead awkwardly try to open a window from the outside, climb through there and painfully land on your face and also you get some shit all up on your finger? Isn't that more fun and convenient than the front door?

>>35338521
actually it's like this

>why walk through the front door when you can climb through the window, but if you do it well enough you get 100$

>>35338521

nice analogy but it's more like:

>why go into your house through the front door when you can walk through your lawn enjoying the scenery, sunbathe on the cool grass for a few minutes, smoke some weed while getting a masssage for a few minutes, and then finally walk into the house

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>>35338521
>>35338591
>>35338603

What did you guys mean by this? Please use a food analogy next time cause I'm dumdums

>>35338591
>>35338603

Do yall suffer from erectile dysfunction?

>>35338661
I mean it's pointless and overly-complicated.

Why shove fingers up your ass and dig around your shit-tunnels just on the off chance that you can masturbate that way when you can easily masturbate with your dick instead?

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>mfw no one posted this yet

>>35338661
>>35338689

I think it can be painstaking and frustrating but worth getting into if you want to have F U N

You wanna masturbate into a kleenex for 1 minute or spend hours playing with your body, experimenting with the most sensitive regions of yourself, and achieving an orgasm that makes you moan and spasm involuntarily?

>inb4 someone calls me a faggot

sticks and stones, my nigga

I have.

Pretty sure I damaged something.

>>35337751
It will grow larger as you approach twink death at 30.

>>35338730
Hey that's pretty good anon
Taken

>>35338664
no, not at all. I just jerk off with fingers up my ass from time to time and it makes me cum way harder, especially if I can build it up.

>>35338765
>spend hours playing with your body, experimenting with the most sensitive regions of yourself, and achieving an orgasm that makes you moan and spasm involuntarily?
You can do that easily just with your dick as long as you haven't been jew'd

>>35338765
>>35338850

I'm not a low-t masturbation addict who has lost all pleasure from not-gay fapping, sorry.

>>35339153
Cut boys destined to be buttsluts

>>35339157
>lost all pleasure from not-gay fapping

the "not gay fapping" is what I do 90% of the time

>>35328835
Experiment how? Like with electrical power generation? Can my asshole produce a sizable charge?

>>35328893
Gay twat

Because I hate the feeling of something going up my ass. I'm also scared of fucking up horrible and causing a prolapse or some other nightmarish condition.

>>35328835
>boys get uncomfortable when you want to put a finger up their butt
why is life like this

>>35340647
>>boys get uncomfortable when you want to put a finger up their butt
sounds lewd af pls do it to me

>>35340064
You're not going to accidentally cause a prolapse with a finger.

>>35335898
I think you really need to reconceptualize what he said.

It doesn't feel good for me desu. I've tried it for years and it feels like nothing

so many fagts

>>35341168
god hates heteros