What the fuck are you looking at wagie? Get back to work.

>>35328519
The joke's on you.
I'm just another useless NEET.
Time for me to get some shut eye.

>>35328519
Jokes on you, I work a graveyard guard shift where I literally get paid to sleep. Good luck when mummy dearest kicks the bucket kiddo

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>>35328519
>3:28 am
ayyyy

>>35328610
Have fun with your terrible sleep cycle while I'm composing master pieces and studying academic material the likes of which you can't even comprehend.

Also your women love big NEET cock lmao

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>>35328647
>Sleep during night
>Bad sleep cycle
You wot

>>35328672
Make sure Mr Shekelstein doesnt catch you
wagie.

:^)

>Hes a literal cuck for his jewish master lmao

>>35328681
Got in through nepotism , if I did get caught I'd just be transferred to a new site and do the same thing I do here cause , just like my cousin . He's been caught like 10 times and never been fired and I've just straight up not been caught. I can't stress how fucking easy this shit is. It's free money lmao.

>>35328647
care to share some of your master pieces, anon?

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>>35328519
This break, one of many, will eventually cost wagie his job.

>>35328519
Looking at a sad, sorry excuse for an adult human. Reading this board reminds me of how grateful I should be that I have a degree, a good full time job with a good salary, friends and a girlfriend.

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>>35328519
>tfw I'm NEET now too

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>>35328647
>Women love big neet cock

Being this dilusional.

What has neet life done to you? Do you live in a dream world because you're so bored of life?

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It's 7:00 and I'm already fucking pissed. Working fucking sucks, especially when it's braindead bullshit with absolutely no meaning. A monkey can do my job. Bring on the automation.
Wish I was a NEET. More accurately, I wish I was dead.

>>35329011
I think he means
>anime girls love my small neet cock in my head-canon

>>35329004
I disagree , being a wage slave is cancer , I'm just lucky enough to have nabbed a job that isn't even a job . I get to live it up and pretend to be a functioning member of society , girls think I'm cool in my sweet security jacket and I don't have to do anything or talk to anyone else. Just sleep and shitpost on my phone .

>>35329027
Being a wage slave is cancer if you don't enjoy what you do. When you have worked hard to get into a career you want to be in, it doesn't feel like work all the time. Plus you get paid a lot for something you enjoy

>>35329011
>>35329024
>meanwhile your girlfriends are taking the big neet cock.

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How the fuck do I NEET without being a parasite on my parents?

>>35329053
>big cock
>neet cock

Pick one

>>35329024
Unless they are a rich neet who's parents don't care about them having a somewhat successful life, the only option for these neets will be to eventually become a qt trap and become someone's slave.

If they don't make the boi pussy grade, then it's the streets boy

>>35329051
Maybe you're right , cool non virginal guy, maybe if I could be self sufficient by doing art commission's I'd have a change of heart. What is it that you're employed as aside from a professional pussy crusher ?

>>35328519
gonna get drunk at 9am and watch more anime. living the /goodlife/ in this bitch. poor wageslaves in my city gotta start moving and it's 20 degrees outside

>>35329072
I don't have to pick 1, I am not a wage slave who follow commands. Instead I show both to your girlfriend right now.

>>35329051

This is not true. Everyone who works still wants to get paid for working. They would not pay for the opportunity to work.

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>>35328519
Sorry Mr NEET, just woke up now at 4am to beat the traffic to work. Don't you worry I sleep a few hours before starting to make sure I am well rested for.bkth you and shekelstein, this wagecuck knows how to please!

>>35329076
My full time job is pussy crusher.
Web system developer outside of that (not a faggot web designer or Wordpress monkey like many others)

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>>35329011
This meme proves it you literal cuck

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>buy shit second hand for cheap online
>sell online for an increased price
>make slight less than a wagie and more than a neet
Missing out boys it's the only way to live

Why was the wagie surprised when he got a clock for christmas?

Because wagies dont get free time

>>35329089
You're still making me kek anon. Thanks.

You've livened up my slavewage monday

>>35329092
I wouldn't say I'd want to pay my employer to work there, but I do enjoy my work enough that I often go into the office on the weekend to work on my projects. They're unpaid hours, although putting in the extra effort has had its benefits such as being able to take non-holiday time off when I need

>tfw first day of work at shitty minimum wage job
>tfw didn't have time to shower
>tfw nervous I'm not ready for this

>>35329147
What goes on in your mind in not real life anon

>>35329070
Apply for unemployment benefits/income support/whatever they're called and what you can get.

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I don't think I'll ever kill people, but I have this fantasy of taking a gun into one of the stores I work in and destroying as much merchandise as possible then putting a bullet in my head.

>>35329184
Just remember that you'll probably mess up some things but it'll be ok. And don't be afraid to ask questions. Good luck!

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>>35329189
Then why do I feel so /smug/?

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>>35329290
Not him, but may I just say what a nice gentleman you appear to be.

Such kind words