>"T-the switch was worth all of that money"
>"surely i'll make friends now in order to play the switch"
>actually manages to make friends
>"hey guys wanna play switch"
>all laugh at you for buying switch
>lose all your friends
Take your manchild consolewar garbage back to >>>/v/
>>35327841
>Bought switch because loads of people who i wanted to talk to said they were going to buy it
>They never invested
>Now im stuck with a 300 dollar doorstop
>buy Switch
>only 1 game with bad framerate drops
>no achievements
>have to pay an additional $70 for a decent controller
>no functionality outside of video games, not even a basic web browser
>>35327901
>"Dear Customer, would you like the (((special))) edition of Zelda, only 100 dollars more"
>Same special edition game gets released for 30 a couple of months later