>Tfw no gf who's strictly anal only

>>35327076
my wife is strictly handjob only, her holes are reserved for our bull

>>35327076
Why don't you just get a gf (male)?

should have figured this was unoriginal

If I wanted anal I would fuck dudes. But I don't want poo holes. I want pussy.

I will never understand you poo hole plungers. You are gay.

Try to fuck yourself with a dildo too nights in a row, it's impossible.

Anal is for special occasions

I always fuck my girlfriend's in the ass. It's the best way to get off, tightness you cant get with a pussy. And when her ass gets all loose and sloppy, I just dump her, and move on to another girl. Serves her right for being a whore.

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>>35327569
But if you are the one pumping and dumping your way through multiple girls, aren't you a whore too?

>>35327076
as long as it's my anus and not her's

>>35328181
No, because men cant be whores. Only women.

>>35328218
Seems a double standard to me, if I see a guy acting as badly as most girls in our age act I'll think just as poorly of him as I do girls.
The reverse obviously goes for a girl who acts up to the standards I expect of men.