Femanons, how many beta orbiters do you have? Why? Are you nice

>>35326987
>If you don't have beta orbiters, how would you treat them if you did?
I would be nice to them and lead them on so they would provide me with free gifts and food

>>35327089
What's preventing you from doing that?

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>Add girl from /r9k/
>She acts remotely interested in me, although I always have to initiate conversation and she gives mixed messages
>She lives a couple thousand miles away
>Within a month I've already begun buying her stuff

What's wrong with me?

>tfw pretend to be a beta orbiter just to get close enough to BTFO her when she needs an orbiter the most

>>35327152
Once you've gone off the deep end, you can't go back. You'll just have to accept your fate.

>>35327153
>merely pretending

>>35327127
Obviously I'm too socially retarded to get orbiters. Which is why I'm here.

>>35327190
Even worse, this is the third or fourth girl I've done this with. Eventually some drama will come up and she'll block me.

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what makes a guy an orbiter?

None, the idea of people being so weak disgusts me.

>>35327205
>tfw no socialIy retarded gf

>>35327190

I already unironically orbitered a few times in high school.
I'm not retarded so I figured out how the whole system works pretty fast and now leverage it to my advantage.
Nothing funnier than dumb 6/10 girls thinking they are entrapping you in their beta orbiter web only to suddenly find themselves reverse orbited.

>>35327212
this does
>>35327152
>although I always have to initiate conversation
protip she doesnt give a fuck about you

>>35327239

>protip she doesn't give a fuck about you

No shit dumbass, he knows that. He's a cuck and you're fueling his fucked up fetish right this instance.

>>35327205
IRL might be tricky, but online orbiters wouldn't be hard. r9k is pretty much a goldmine of potential orbiters. Social retardation is a lot easier to deal with through the internet.

i realized how pathetic men can be and how desperate they can be and yet i still never get any male attention

what did they meme by this?
the only boy who likes me is my bf and honestly i feel like im under-rated
whenever i had friends theyd always get hit on by the boys over me

but i have everything a boy could want

>>35327239
Our conversations go pretty well once we start talking. Sometimes she even asks me questions.

>>35327249
I don't want to be a cuck, but it's either this or no contact with girls at all.

>>35327254
This, we'll do all the work. You just have to respond to our messages politely and we're hooked.

>>35327277
>but i have every thing a boy could want
Detected roastie wanting to be covered in chad's semen.

>>35327249
>she acts remotely interested in me
he's full on delusional

>>35327277
>my bf

HOLY
SHIT
LADS

>>35327285

>CONTACT WITH GIRLS

Dude, pull it together.

>>35327277.
Honestly, even though you have a boyfriend, that doesn't mean you can't have orbiters. You might just have to put yourself out there more rather than accumulating them naturally. So I think a more aggressive approach towards guys would help

>>35327277

>i have everything a boy could want

hahahahahahahahaa.
Why are roasties so delusional about their own level of attractiveness?

>surely Chad lusts after my fat floppy tits and weird ass, that's what guys like!

>>35327206
>drama with random people on the internet
How?

>>35327277
>the only boy who likes me is my bf

Unless you plan on cheating on him, why does that matter?

>>35327327
It slightly quells the loneliness.

>>35327308
well chads wouldnt be interested at all
but youd think at least a weirdo might?
>>35327317
yea im actually a normie sorry for posting here i usually avoid it since this /r9k/ is sacred but i wanted to vent

>>35327349

Really because you seem to be quite miserable

>>35327345
Like, I'll make an insulting joke about them to a friend of a friend of theirs and it makes its way back.

>>35327344
oh i definitely didnt mean chads
i have no chance
>>35327349
not looking to cheat
just wondering. maybe its because im quiet. or look like a boy

>>35327367
I'm only miserable when I'm alone with my own thoughts and start dwelling on how most guys my ages have had sex and hang out with friends. As long as I'm stimulated I'm alright.

>>35327409
What do you have that a boy would want then?

>>35327443

Maybe you should try and improve yourself instead of sitting around brooding.

>>35327468
well now that i think about it my taste is fucked up and im embarrassed to say what i like about myself now

>>35327494
Its an anonymous website its ok to say something embarassing

>>35327152
Your name isn't Jacob is it?

>>35327469
I'm doing some things like learning to drive and eating less, but the big issue is that my mind goes blank around people IRL. I'm way more awkward now than I was in high school or college. I've even begun occasionally stammering amd tripping over my words, which I never used to do. Skype calls with online friends are awkward, but to a much lesser extent.

>tfw too autist to get orbiters
>tfw autistic to get a bf
>tfw to autistic to get a robot bf

ree :(

>>35327509
Nope. What's his situation?

I don't have beta orbiters anymore but when I did I was very nice to them, treated them as my almost bfs with some soft bully.

>>35327514

Being social is a skill just like anything else. The more you do it the better you get at it. You'll probably always be at least slightly autistic but to be honest as long as you aren't an asshole most people don't mind.

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>>35327517
>tfw no too autistic gf

>>35327517
>implying robots don't like autistic women
Have you tried to get orbiters here before?

>>35327529
How many orbiters did you have before you lost them?

>>35327505
big thighs
slightly chubby belly
conservative
dont mind if u watch absolute degenerate porn
wants to watch u play vidya

no bully please

>>35327526
I can't tell you for various reasons. I think I might be stuck in the same situation you are though. Except I'm not enough of a cuck to buy gifts.

>>35327535
I wish I would see some improvement. It seems the harder I try the worse it goes. People think I'm very pleasant but that's about it. I'll agree with what they have to say but not be able tp come up with any thoughts of my own until long after the conversation is over.

Question to femanons how much physical contact do you allow your beta orbiters to experience?

I have a belly button fetish and my oneitis let me play with her belly sometimes, was she just keeping me in orbit or did I have a shot?

None. I nip that shit in the bud as soon as it starts and anybody who does otherwise is a sociopath.

>>35327545
>>35327556
Just pathetic.

I'm not even a girl.

>>35327572

You care too much about what other people think.
Here is a tip - fuck everyone.
Once you learn how to hate things will get better.

>>35327561
HNNNG too perfect, of fucking course you have a bf not as though any girl who wanted a bf would have to wprk to get one

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>>35327556
>How many orbiters did you have before you lost them?
I usually preferred having one at a time so I can give them proper attention, maximum was 2 at a time and overall about 10. I kind of regret ditching them all because I'm lonely.
>>35327561
Lose weight fatty your bf is a desperate chubby chaser

>>35327578
>Fag enters a femanon thread to try to make the conversation about himself
Like pottery

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>>35327561
>implying you actually exist

>>35327604
What? Nah I was just baiting desperate people like you maybe.

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I've had my fill of orbiting at 24. I've never gotten anywhere with women, but up until two months ago I was orbiting a Twitch streamer.

Fuck trying to have relationships with women, it's not worth it. Unless the woman is hideous, in which case you wouldn't want to spend time around her anyway, you'll develop feelings for her if you're a lonely sexless robo like me. I'm devoting my life to academia.

>>35327621
>Fag enters a femanon thread to try to make the conversation about himself and claim he was only baiting
LIKE. POTTERY.

>>35327591
i actually had to work to get mine
he was such a damn neet that he wanted to be alone
im a sucker for neets though so i couldnt let him go

>>35327584
As far as I'm concerned, what other people think is all that matters. I can't wrap my brain around your mindset. I just want people to lile me enough to invite me places and shit.

A lot of the most popular people I've known were pretty friendlyand helpful, they just had a more magnetic aura.

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Who wants to have the honor of being my first orbiter?

>>35327529
Please let me orbit you senpai.

>>35326987
mm noo, I had only 2 but fuck them I just want to ahve a bf idk but it seems really impossible to me god

>>35327642
I will if you're good looking. I'm this guy:

>>35327624

>>35327642
Need your basic stats including virginity status of course

>>35327594
hes very specific about my weight. i must have thighs but im not allowed to have obese bmi either. im fine with that.

>>35327624
>orbiting a twitch streamer
I hope I never get this bad. The worst I've done is orbit a girl in high school and a femanon who gives me "just b urself" tier advice all day.

>>35327637

>I can't wrap my brain around your mindset

You can't wrap your brain around being your own person?
Basically what you want is to be a shapeless void and change yourself into whatever form you think will best enable you to manipulate others.
Pro-tip: Others can sense what you're doing and it's creepy as fuck.

>>35327660
SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

STICK TO YOUR PRINCIPLES, DISREGARD CLUNGE

>>35327652
>Please let me orbit you senpai.
I will if you worship me like a goddess
>>35327665
I have thighs and an ass at 105lbs without being chubby this is just excuses m8

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>>35326987
I have a discord full of orbiters that buy me things in my mmo s. There are only about 17(some female) but it is pretty comfy and slow paced.

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>talk to a girl off of here
>she says she likes me a lot
>lets slip that she talks to 10+ other guys online
>tries to assure me that I'm different and somehow better than all those other guys
I'm a fool to take her seriously, right?

>>35327682
i wish i had an ass. i just have chubby girl ass.
which is not much.
i would be skinny but my boyfriend says he loses interest when i get too low in weight. ill do it for him.

>>35327694
Link to it pls, I wnna be one of them.

>>35327682
Of course, please let me. Only top treatment for you.

>>35327673
Fuck you, I'm not trying to be manipulative, I just want to feel accepted like everyone else is. I don't know when I'm "being myself". Everyone just sees me as the quaintly friendly guy. Only girls my age think I'm creepy because I can't look them in the eye.

>>35327633
>tfw no belly gf who dragged me out of my NEET cave

How deep into NEETdom was he? Surely it turned you off.

>>35327701
yes. tell her shes a thot

>>35327702
Just do some bodyweight squats, I believe in you
>>35327708
What's your contact?

>>35327694
Never seen this tripfag before.

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>>35327704
H-how do I know you won't just go in there to bully me and disrupt the order?

>>35327713

>I'm not trying to be manipulative

>i just want people to invite me places
>I'll agree with what they have to say

Dude just kill yourself. You're the classic "nice guy" user and too dumb to realize it.

Have you ever been attracted to one of your orbiters but been afraid to act on it? Or does their behaviour make them unfuckable?

>>35327738
I'm a good guy, link me to it or add me to it, as u wish!!

>>35327694
do you know any of them irl? are the grills orbiters too?

>roasties
>on this board
?
?
?
are you fucking retarded

>>35327721
he is 24 still cannot drive. didnt have a job till i told him he should so we can meet. he was pretty bad i mean he was a highschool drop out and basically tried to shrug me off at the start since he didnt want to make any friends on the internet. hes not so bad anymore since he met me. also i always figured r9k boys could hook up with the femanons here. but looking through this thread it makes me realise that maybe the girls here arent interested? sorry i mostly browse /pol/ so im new here.

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>>35327701
no


A girl I used to play games with said she liked me a lot. But she dated a few dudes who were older( she was 15, one of them was in his 20's) I was a bit skeptical at first thinking that she just wanted to play with my feelings and was a catfish. Then she gave me her kik and I fell in love and now we talk daily. We're even planning on meeting up during the spring


She's 18 now btw. I'm 20.

>>35327766
tfw literally have a mild roast for a vagina
kill me
but also please don't stop calling girls roasties. they need to be put in their place!

>>35327740
Of course I won't agree with them if I actually disagree, but I mean in typical conversation I'll let them lead the conversation because I can't come up with anything to add.

I know I'm probably not going to get a phone calling asking if I want to hang out, but that can't help me from hoping.

>>35327769
Is he really hot or something?

Most girls don't see loser guys as human, and just add us for attention/gifts/emotional support. Femanons know they can do better than robots.

>>35327795

You just sound like one of those guys who love to revel in their own pathos.
You need to improve and become your own person. You need an identity. The only way to achieve identity is through violence. Once you learn how to hate you will become an actual person and people will begin to respect you and see you as a person. Right now you're just a formless void. You don't get invited to anything because they literally forget that you exist when you aren't in the room.

>>35327786
females cant be robots. every girl is a fucking roastie
just the sheer fact that no females post their face/body with a timestamp in order to prove if they are robot-tier worthy is enough proof. fuck off roastie shit. reee get out, etcetc

>>35326987
I don't have orbiters, don't want any, and I think "girls" and girls who collect orbiters are as pathetic as the guys who orbit them.

All I want is a nice bf.

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>>35327786
Disgusting. Don't say this shit in public.

>>35327807
yea hes got good facial structure and good facial hair
gets a girl everytime

i wouldnt mind an average neet though
ive fallen for much uglier
like
much uglier

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>>35327810
>The only way to achieve identity is through violence.

>>35327820
What are you looking for in a guy then? Yalk me about you and we'll see!

I honestly don't mind being a beta orbiter as long as I can say I'm friends with a female.
That's how sad I am. Best part is, I'm not even ugly. I'm not good looking either. Just a normal 5/10 guy with a pretty rich family and lots of useless money.
I have been saving for a long time in case I get gf but that never happened. Sooo.

>>35327817
i like to be anonymous on the internet
but i see why you wont believe the girls

>>35327833

You're probably too dumb to understand what I mean, but the point is that unless you have a willingness to engage in confrontation you can never truly have an identity. The guy I'm replying to is a wet noodle.

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>>35327863
>You're probably too dumb to understand what I mean

>>35327786
>>35327829
It's so sad you have a bf but you're here begging for attention from us pathetic losers. You're no better than a cheating stacey whore, only difference is you're fat and lazy.

>>35327851
Same, having a good conversation with the girl I'm currently talking to makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Though I'm middle class and look like a cross between Chris-chan and Jerry "Tips Fedora Guy" Messing.

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>>35327642
Pro Tip: if you have to ask or even have the concept explained to you, its never going to happen

>>35327863
It's possible to have a personality while being averse to conflict/confrontation/argument.

>>35327895
hurts man
origiinal

>>35327909

Not really, because the instant conflict arises (which is inevitable btw) you'll just allow your identity to fold over into nothing.

>>35327899
Couldn't have said it better.
Except I look quite feminine and can't get the conversation past work or uni stuff.
Way too beta to be a beta orbiter.
What's after beta? I'm like an omega male. I do have a job and stable income. I just don't talk to anyone.

>>35327731
I'l step in to orbit you if he's not showing.

skype: rumsthem

>>35327934
Oh yeah, all the girls I orbit live hundreds or thousands of miles away. Don't think I've ever had a conversation with a woman under 30 IRL.

>>35327956
Then you aren't even beta mate.
You're an omega male like me.
Literally no conversation with anyone.

>>35327933
gid gud at avoiding conflicts

>>35327983

Yes, you avoid it by shedding your identity, like I said.
Conflict is literally inevitable in this world. Resolved conflict is actually pleasurable and how people grow. You're literally crippling yourself by avoiding it.
Stop ignoring the rules of this world. If you want to have a good life you need to accept the world for what it is.

I want a woman to orbit me until she realizes how pathetic I am and leaves me.

>>35328003
No you just learn to spot conflicts before they happen and move out of the way. You don't sound like you're emotionally intelligent for that sort of stuff, though. How did you even arrive at the conclusion that conflict and confrontation is what personality arises from, and exclusively so?

oh im a fucking pro orbiter dude, I've gone from orbiter to getting that pussy like 4 times lmao.

>>35328029
Nobody asked for your opinion, normie.

>>35328003
>Resolved conflict is actually pleasurable

I disagree. I always wonder if the other person is still angry at me and just pretending not to be. It's like a scab that you have to ignore forever.

>>35328021

>spot conflicts before they happen

Literally incoherent.

>>35327769
>>35327829
hmm, so how did you discover he was a neetChad

>>35328045
Like I said, you aren't emotionally intelligent enough. Don't worry though, most people aren't either.

>>35328042

>I always wonder if the other person is still angry at me and just pretending not to be

What you are describing isn't resolution, dumbass.
When did /r9k/ get this dumb?

>>35328032
the problem is after you have sex with them they realize that their suspicions were right and you are in fact really gross and won't touch you again. Too bad at that point your autistic child like brain has already imprinted on them as a sexual partner so you become infinitely more clingy and pathetic for a solid 4 months after until they stop talking to you completely.

>>35328029
Only one of the numerous girls I've orbited has liked me back and I managed to screw that up in due time. None were within visiting distance anyway. Fuck off Chad.

>>35328056

Tell me what other clairvoyant powers your "emotional intelligence" gives you.

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Just to be clear, this is a thread primarily for femanons, NOT for whiny beta orbiters who want to whine about their lives.

I won't let this thread die until I feel like I've gotten a sufficient number of responses to the OP.

>>35328059
Like, even if the person CLAIMS to forgive you. After shaking hands on it or whatever.

>>35328065
read
>>35328064
the alternative is not a good one

>>35328029
I bet they all were body pillows, faggot

>>35328081
Better than being a 24 year old virgin.

How do you trick them into sex?

>>35328054
it was actually a while after being interested in him. i convinced him to show his face eventually. i just got real lucky. but i was prepared for the worst. i have no idea what id do if he was eggman or something

>>35328074
Pretty sure every girl currently browsing this board has given feedback.

>>35328080

It isn't resolution unless both sides feel resolved.

What you're really trying to say is that resolution is impossible for you, in which case, kys I guess, I only deal with humans not special snowflake problems.

>>35328064
>tfw this describes my relationship with every girl I've fucked
this is why I've given up on sex and relationships, I am just too selfish, autistic, narcissistic and gross for anyone to be attracted to for long

>>35328088
start orbiting while they're in a relationship then when they get out they're all emotional and whatever and going crazy, then u can typically get it in.

One time the girl actually had us stop in the middle of sex because she said it was like sleeping with her brother, I had to go to a job interview after that

>>35328107
How can I know if the other party really feels resolved?

Even when I accidentally misinform a customer at work and apologize/correct the mistake, I constantly worry they remember the incident and think I'm a dumbass when I see them again.

>>35328106
Alright, we'll just have to wait until more girls start waking up then.

>>35328125
so how did the interview go?

>>35328125
I only orbit girls from /r9k/, not ones I know IRL. Also I don't know how to show interest, and am scared to try in case it gets me evicted from her orbit.

>>35328155
I was waiting for the manager to be ready to talk to me and started freaking out and left before the interview even started

>>35327701
Just don't buy her anything

please, switch to 9gag you stinking normie

ORBITING FOR HIRE. I'm poor but I can give you all the attention you need.
My kik is yourebetterthanme

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>>35328151

>How can I really know

This is just you doing your "spineless in the wind" thing again, like those big inflatable car sale dolls.
When you have genuine identity you gain insight into the identity of others. The whirlwind of foundationless ceases and you have a basis from which to experience authentic communication. Then you will know.

>>35328232
>When you have genuine identity you gain insight into the identity of others.

Weren't YOU the one accusing someone else of clairvoyancy?

>>35326987
I've had female orbiters, as a male.

They never bought me things because /r9k/ girls are always poor as fuck, and I'm not. I'm always nice to them but they eventually fade away once they say they have a crush on me and I say I don't feel the same way.

>>35328247
how do people on here start talking i don't get it. do yall just hand out your kiks to whoever or what

>>35328243

So you also don't know what clairvoyant means.
In what other ways would you like to embarrass yourself today?

>>35328247
Damn, you must be a good 8/10.

For me, keeping the attention of femanons is a constant uphill battle. They rarely speak unless spoken to, and our exchanges consist of me asking them questions to which they give one-word answers.

>>35328265
Whatever, mind-reading. You get the point.

>>35328263
Often in those "describe your ideal partner" threads or something similar.

>>35328266
Are you me? Wtf nigga.

>>35328297
Nah, that's just how femanons are unless you're good looking or have a Chad personality.

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I got several like 10 but only 2 are dedicated ones most likely because they have my number and text me and buy me stuff.

Still no bf material just your average nice guy.

>>35328271

>he's so isolated that he thinks communication is super natural

Dude, you are deeply confused, which obviously is what I would expect from someone caught in a whirlwind, but it bears repeating.
You're part of a species, of course you have insight into that pattern. Dogs understand dogness. Cats understand catness. Humans understand humanity, but to do so you need to have your identity as a human and not just a cloud of fog that dissipates at the slightest sign of adult challenges.

If your a beta orbiter just know that your the reason women have inflated egos and cunt personality

>>35328308
Let me know if you want another beta orbiter.
I honestly have too much money at this point.

>>35328263
>do yall just hand out your kiks to whoever or what

Yeah, pretty much. There's a lot of lonely femanons on this board. It took me about a month to rack up about 7 fembots to actively chat with.

>>35328266
I wouldn't put myself above a 7. I'm probably a 6. Bad facial structure, but I have an excellent beard that hides it. I've only had online orbiters, and I think it's a lot to do with my voice, which I've been told is pleasant.

It is sort of a battle though, yeah. They starve for attention a lot faster than men do. Usually they're the ones who type me first, but if I don't say good morning to them when I wake up, they'd get pissy.

I'm not into the orbiting game anymore, though. I've accidentally hurt a lot of girls' feelings, and I've now gone down to only talking to one single girl who I consider a friend, not an orbiter.

>>35328324
The only way for me to stop being an orbiter is to isolate myself from women. That would lower my chance of getting a gf from 0.01% to 0%.

>>35328308
Jesus, women have it so easy. Is there a female equivalent to an orbiter? Groupies?

>>35328324
This.
Beta orbiters promote degeneracy.

>>35328337
>if I don't say good morning to them when I wake up, they'd get pissy.

Fuck, I wish the ones I talked to were like this. All of them could take or leave my existence after months or correspondence. Is it because I'm not handsome?

>>35328357
Wrong. Beta orbiters have the absolute lowest chance of finding a woman.

The men who get the quality girls are independent men who don't seem to care too much about any woman, then when you do pay a girl a compliment she'll feel special, and feeling special / better than the other females is the top priority of any woman.

>>35328314
Communication is something that happens verbally or through facial expression or body language. You can't always tell how someone else really feels about something

>>35328384
>Is it because I'm not handsome?

As I said, I'm not too great looking myself. I just happened to find the really lonely ones. Not all of them were like this, but a solid 2 or 3 did. It can be really exhausting.

>>35328425
But I'm scared to show interest in girls so that isn't going to happen. My only hope is to leep befriending femanons and hope one falls in love with me. I'm not even interested in normal girls since we have nothing in common.

>>35328432
I'm just sick of being the clingy one. It would be nice to feel wanted for a change.

>>35328476
You'll get there eventually, anon. I was just like you until about 6 months ago. Then things started changing and I managed to give really good first impressions that made them want to type me again. Let them contact you first after the first time you talk, and they'll go into that habit.

every fucking girl I've talked to off here has ghosted me. why cant i just find a clingy girl?

>>35328561
It's weird, as much of an orbiter as I am, I almost never get ghosted. Maybe it's because I make jokes about getting ghosted so it makes them conscious about doing so.

>>35328561
Probably because you fail at even being a beta orbiter. Kill yourself.

>>35328602
how are you supposed to properly be a "beta orbiter" then?

>>35328308
So would you say that they're practice bf's then?

>>35328619
Ignore that faggot.

Are you not giving them space? Making them uncomfortable?

>>35328619
You should offer to buy them things, duh.

>>35328640
when they message me i message them back. that's it. i give them plenty of space. i never message first because i don't want to annoy them.

>>35328666
Hm, I'm not sure then. Maybe try messaging them first sometimes; bitches love attention.

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>be beta orbiter to a girl
>she specifically says a couple of times "I DON'T WANT SEX WITH YOU ANON"
>stop orbiting her because she creates too much drama all the time
>feelsgoodman.png
>couple years go by
>recently found out she had a huge crush on me back then

Why would you ever beta orbit a girl? Like if you are aware that you are beta orbiting instead of playing the game or simply being friends with her, what's the point? Hoping one day that they will one day fall madly in love with you?

This is a serious post and hoping to find serious replies.

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>>35328910
>he wants a serious reply
(You)

>>35328910
you don't beta orbit intentionally, you either fall into it or you just don't know what else to do and you're too scared to try anything else

I don't have any. I wish I had some preferably the kind that would buy me stuff. I'd be nice to them I guess.

>>35328949
What's preventing you from getting them? Seriously. Even this thread alone is infested with potential orbiters.

So what sets beta orbiters and just people who want to talk apart? I'm poor so i'm never going to just buy women gifts.

>>35328949
i'll be your orbiter pls post contact info

>>35328910
Lost my virginity to a WoW girl I orbited once. She had 5 orbiters, me being one of them.

It works, just ride it out for when everyone else inevitably leaves her.

>>35326987
I have 0 and desire 0 because it's fucked up to convince people to worship you simply because you have a vagoogoo. I just want friends, not ass lickers. That's why I avoid talking about my gender at all costs, and the people I have spoken with probably still think I have a penis.
I'm only saying so on this thread just to tell you, it'd be smarter to kill yourself than accept gifts from robots. How could you live with that guilt? robots generally don't have much money. That's such a shit move, stacy.

>>35329019
Based. Now let me orbit you.

>>35329019
>How could you live with that guilt?
Stacies don't know the meaning of guilt.

>>35326987
None, I don't really want any because I'd feel guilty, but if I did I'd be nice to them

>>35328005
That happened to me. I never acted on it because I felt I was not good enough. Then when I finally tried to she shut me down and told me she used to like me until she realized how much of a loser I am with no ambition, no achievements, and no future. So I was right all along, I wasn't good enough. You don't want it.

>>35329055
pls post contact info. i'll be your orbiter

>>35328308
What kind of stuff do they buy you, anon?

>>35329036
How do you know I didn't just lie that whole thing up? Good gosh, this is what I mean. Senpai, like I said, vagina having cretins aren't worth your time. Friends are so much more important. Please consider that.
Also, don't ever give your money to any sloppy yeast infection sluts. No matter how much of a "dedicated orbiter" you might be. For the love of god, don't feed their already bloated egos.

>>35329113
I was joking, you humorless cunt.

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I just want a female friend or two, have way too many male friends. I don't want to orbit anybody or buy her gifts unless we get really close. Not actively looking to GF somebody but open to the possibility.

>>35327277
>Posting this obvious b8

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>>35329145
I-Is that doggo okay..?

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>>35329140
My sincere apologies then... I'm sorry. I thought you were being serious. So many people on here are. Please excuse my autistic inability to not read sarcasm correctly...

>>35329197
>So many people on here are
No, anon. No they're not. Not in these threads anyway.

Do you really the think the "Be my gf!!" posts are serious? Everyone realizes that nothing comes from those posts, and it's all in """board culture"""" or just memes.

We come here to have fun. Don't take this place so seriously. Unless it's a feels thread. Take feels threads seriously.

>>35329236
>Unless it's a feels thread. Take feels threads seriously
Except if it's a 'Fembot feels' thread

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>>35329236
H-haha, y-yeah, w-we're all just r-roleplaying here....

PLEASE FEMBOT

LET ME SUCK YOUR NIPPLES

PLEASE

>>35329266
Those are just thinly veiled contact threads. That's where the failed Chads go to pick up fembots.
And it works

>>35329277
I know this, fembots don't exist

>>35329288
Yes they do. I know plenty.

They're not robots though, they're just girls with mental issues complaining that none of the guys they talk to are good enough

Is it possible to be friends with women post childhood without them treating you as an orbitor at some point? I grow tried of having to nuke contact with people I'm trying to become friends with.

>>35329298
>they're just girls with mental issues complaining that none of the guys they talk to are good enoug
Thanks for proving they're not actually """"fembots""""

>>35329304
>Being friends with qt girls
I can't even get one to be my writing partner

Try ugly ones

>>35326987

None, I think

We are friends. Friends are not orbiters, right?
I always make clear that I'm a piece of shit and that I have to be alone, so they know there is no chance of anything ever happening.
>>35327152
>buying her stuff
Man, that makes me feel terrible.
I had a few people gifting me things, and I always have to say no or simply give something back in exchange.
I might be retarded or socially inept or something, but I just can't stand it.

>>35329304
Yeah, it's possible but one of you or both of you will always want to get into the other one's pants.

It's a constant power dynamic struggle. If you lose the power struggle, you become an orbiter. If you win the power, she'll develop a crush on you.
It needs to be balanced.

>>35329363
>I had a few people gifting me things
Yeah, totally not orbiters or anything

>>35327239
>although I always have to initiate conversation
>protip she doesnt give a fuck about you

How do I escape this trap if I've fallen into it?

>>35326987
People really underestimate how fucking difficult it is to find a good girl to orbit these days. I'd be willing to spend lots of money on gifts for her, but there just aren't any girls charismatic enough.

>>35329393
You can't. Once a beta, always a beta. Embrace it.

>>35329372
They were fucking randos, not people I'd consider friends or even close.

>>35329393
>How do I escape this trap if I've fallen into it?

Move on. You need to establish early that she has to come to you as well. Do this by giving a first good impression, then don't type her until she types you. After that, it's okay to occasionally type her, but if she never types you first just drop her. She'll either stop talking to you which means you weren't getting along, or she'll type you on her own.

Need to be assertive. You're the prize, not her.

>>35329419
>randos
Alright, girl from Jane the Virgin, calm down.

"Randos" can be orbiters too

>>35329402
I just want to be alone and comfy without insecurely talking to a walking vagoo.

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>>35329432
>Y-You're the prize, not her!! :)))
>implying there isn't a line of orbiters ready to immediately fill his position when he quits

>>35327152
It's time to take the red pill, anon
Alpha fucks, Beta bucks

>>35329434
>"Randos" can be orbiters too
Not really.
Someone you only spoke once or twice is not an orbiter.
At least I don't think so.
They are simply some desperate guy. You tell them that whatever they have on their mind, is not going to to happen, and move on. They disappear and you forget about them.

That's not an orbiter, just an idiot.

>>35329453
And that makes her not worth pursuing. Move on, find another girl. If the girl actually likes you, she will reach out to you for chats. If she doesn't actively try to communicate with you, then she's not interested.

I've had girls with orbiters still reach out to me for conversation, because we clicked. Not even as a romantic thing, she just enjoyed my conversation.

>>35329489
If they bought you shit, they orbited you for a small amount of time

>>35329365

Sounds like way too much work to just make a friend.

>>35329529
If you want to make a friend, talk to other men.

>>35329517

I guess you have a point.
Still, I don't think they were orbiters.
If a guy is an idiot, why is it my fault?
Those were professional orbiters, they don't count.

>>35329573
So this is female privilege, huh? Just receiving shit for free and acting like it's natural.

>>35329540

That's what I do. That's why the only two girls I'm friends with are childhood friends.

>>35329603
Keep it that way.

Anything else is too much work.

>>35329596
Are you retarded? Females can't have privilege, they're oppressed

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>orbit grill
>be such a beta orbiter basically giver her anything within reason
>never contact her for chat
>she only ever talks to me when she wants something
>tfw beta orbiter but a girl initiates contact with me 99% of the time
>tfw you fags literally can't compete

>>35329517

Isn't the whole point of being an orbiter staying in orbit during long periods?
If some dude gifted me shit after just meeting in some MMORPG then I wouldn't consider him an orbiter but a desperate dude. I'm a guy so I haven't experienced it first hand but I think there's a big difference between both betas.

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Once again, this thread is meant for femanons, NOT for beta orbiters to cry about how pathetic you are. Stop shitting up my thread.

>>35329801
The 4 girls who posts on this board already replied. You're done, OP. You're fucking done.

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>>35329829
>implying
This thread will remain alive until I get more actual replies to the OP

>>35329773

Yeah, exactly.
That's what I was saying. There is a difference between having an orbiter and some random desperate guy doing whatever he can to get your attention.
>>35329596
The hell are you saying?
I can't talk for everyone, but in my case in particular I told you I can't stand being gifted shit.

In any case, is not our fault. Some guys are just plain idiots.
We can only say ''No thanks'' and move on.

>>35328308
You realize that girls who are okay with having orbiters are not ever going to get bf material, right? Those types of men will never be interested in you because you have a flawed personality. The best you'll get are short lived relationships before you get dumped.

You should drop the orbiters and work on yourself.

>>35328357
>The only way for me to stop being an orbiter is to isolate myself from women. That would lower my chance of getting a gf from 0.01% to 0%.
Then take one for the fucking team. You're obviously going to die alone, the least you can do is die with dignity for the good of mankind.

>>35328219
please, i want to orbit someone...

>>35329236
Except a bunch of anons in this thread are clearly being serious when they say they orbit people. The women are also clearly serious about having orbiters. It's not all just a funny meme. This shit actually happens.

>0
>because ugly and not sociable

If i had any i would tell them to get bent because they're pathetic losers

>>35330220
Are you german by any chance?

original comment

>>35328003
kek you're BTFO out of this dude. If only you could reach around and give him a good slap in real life. Then he might understand your point.

>>35330351
what in the heck would give you the impression that I could be german?

>>35330387
Being ugly, unsociable and using mean words.

Am I wrong?

>>35330390
I am not german

>>35330396
I see. I need to re-evaluate my perceptions.

Where are you from?

>>35328151
Sounds like you have intrusive thoughts. You should probably meditate. It works for me, now I don't even care that I'm not outgoing. Let alone worried about what someone else thinks

I stopped talking to them when I got together with my boyfriend. I just want to concentrate all of my energy towards real life relationships

>>35330466
How many did you have before you got your boyfriend?

>>35327795
>>35327152
It's time to take the red pill, anons
Alpha fucks, Beta bucks
Time to start manipulating them whores. It won't be hard to do when you realize that they are usually pretty dumb. Act like you are chad and you might just score a yes among 50 nos.
Still better than not even trying, like you seem to be doing. Shit, man.
Look at this poor guy >>35327771.
This fucking roastie is 100% fucking alphas every week, and using this poor betafag as an emotional tampon.
That's disgusting manipulation right there. Why would you be the only one playing clean while everyone else is fucking cheating at this stupid game?
R9K. You are smart (well, some of you), and you have been through a special kind of hell. It is time to do a few things:
*stop apologizing. "I'm sorry" is no longer in your vocabulary
*stop asking women stupid submissive questions (is this ok, may I ..., excuse me but, etc)
*create a good frame
*put women in your frame
*enjoy the pussy
You don't have to respect roasties in order to fuck them. On the contrary, the more absent, stoic and ignorant/daring you act, the more they want you.

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE FEMANONS???

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35330466
>only chad is a real person
>every other guy who talks to me is just a background character that exists only to provide life support for my ego between chads and they don't matter at all

>>35331185
Bf was a virgin before me and I met him on here. I just don't feel the need to talk to a bunch of single guys that I know had feelings for me. Would feel disrespectful

I have 3 in total, I keep them around cuz money.

>>35331264
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

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>>35326987
>Femanons, how many beta orbiters do you have? Why?

0, because unfortunately I don't think I could ever use a person like that. Taking advantage of someone's loneliness feels wrong and shallow to me. And while I have seen Femanons talk about getting money, I've never thought that I could do something like that, but at the same time I envy them bc free stuff. So whenever I start to notice that someone has discovered my gender I slowly stop being active in the group chat whenever they're online :/


>If you don't have beta orbiters, how would you treat them if you did?

If I ever got as daring (and shameless?) I'd probably talk to them as usual and do something extra for them if they ever got me games/money lol

For some reason, robots seem to think that most femanons are mentally sound and cute/social, and it always blows my mind when I see them talk as if every femanon has orbiters, but what do I know

>>35327239
>protip she doesnt give a fuck about you
Really makes u think

Its sooooo easy. Beta orbit for a few months and shower her with all the stupid attention she demands, then cut it almost cold turkey, the come orbiting right back. I have attained 3 orbiters, waiting to see which one I make my waifu based on which one is the most mentally stable.

>>35327152
BORN 2 ORBIT

>>35326987
A few. 2 or 3. I like their personalities, we have fun talking and communicating, but I don't want to sleep with them, as simple as that. I can't help it if they want to sleep with me, though, and if it's so easy to play with them because of that, why shouldn't I have any fun?
I treat them nicely and I'm very careful not to exploit them. We talk like we're friends, I tease them a bit sometimes because I just can't help it, it's so easy. If they want to do minor stuff for me, help me out with anything or sth, that's nice, but I'd feel uncomfortable taking things or gifts from them as if I was their girlfriend, so it's more about general attitude and communication, not money or anything like that.

i can't orbit girls. too much damn pride. unfortunately i can't talk to girls online either because i am a nervous wreck. i have a great radio voice, so girls assume i am some kind of normie. it blows up when i sperg out and develop feelings after talking for like a week. fuck me, last time i confessed i had feelings after like a day. ghosted her after that out of shame

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>>35331653
>>35331902
Nobody cares, you fucking tards. Did you even read the OP?

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>>35331934
OP can suck my flaccid cock as far as i'm concerned

>>35327152
Protip every time you meet a new person just pretend to be poor
If they stick around great, if they don't try again

>tfw overgrown manchild NEET with a meager pittance of dadbucks
>days spent in my basement bedroom at my computer
>well aware of women's bullshit thanks to 4chan and a bit of plebbit
>still ronery as fuck with self-hating mental masochist tendencies, get aroused at thoughts of findomme and being used by cute girls for money and gifts and chores
>had these masochistic feels to some degree ever since puberty, getting worse over the years and involving findomme fantasies for over a decade

How the fuck do I deal with this cognitive dissonance? How do I train my penis to be normal? Instead I just fap to cosplay qts and occasionally female friends I made in this shitty MMO game, wasting time and what little shekels I have on them.

>>35328910
Where do you draw the line between "orbiting" and "playing the game"?
I need to know

>>35332355
You beta orbiters respect women too much. They secretly hate that. They don't wanna be told "I love you my princess". They wanna be fucked by men that turn her on. How do you turn her on? Act alpha and mantain that frame. Never apologize, never lose at the eye contact game and NEVER, EVER let her drag you into her frame.
Do that and pass her shit tests and she will be all over you, but don't give them too much attetion after you close (kiss, fuck, w/e) with them, or they will put you on the "beta" list and you'll lose them forever and either bail out or become a cucked human emotional tampon.
Your choice.

>>35332714
t. PUA

>>35332305
You should find somebody to just pretend to femdom you.

>>35332801
I used to be a beta that got 0 pussy in 20 years.
Yeah, being a PUA at least now I get some, unlike you.
Fake it till u make it

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Just a couple, nice-ish I guess

Thinking about getting rid of one of them though, he's always sending me philosophical quotes and r34 of his waifu soooo yeaaahhhh

>>35332904
How much of a fucking faggot do you have to be to send porn to a girl you're orbiting. That's a whole new level of autism.

Daily reminder that gifts in moderation can help you gain the trust of another person.
Apply too liberally however and you become the orbiter.

>>35333010
Once you start, you'll always be an orbiter. That's how it works.