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Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Melenchon 2017 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Tuesday at work. I have no pictures
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Go for it dude. What's the worst that could happen?
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>>35326996
stabbed in sleep
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>>35327011
I said worse, not fetish come to life
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>>35326967
wow this seems to have happened to a lot of pee pull! wow!
very cool story wow wow
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What really happened:
>be OP
>board crowded tram
>start having panic attack from being outside and seeing successful chads everywhere
>reach for laptop for some soothing Gondolas
>too panicked to remember how to turn laptop on
>fumble in my bag for vodka
>can't even open vodka
>some guy opens it for me
>I spill it all over my laptop
>start screaming hysterically
>cute girl looks at me in disgust
>everyone is now either laughing or muttering somebody should call the police
>get off at the next stop
>run crying all the way home (8 miles)
>so exhausted by the running and crying, I fall into a restless sleep
>mental self defense mechanisms kick in
>wake up with altered memory of the preceding day
>imagine it was the cute girl that broke her laptop
>imagine she will be the one who saves me with her love
>so convinced of my own delusion I post it to /r9k/
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>>35326996
>>35327364
I always enjoy coming into the tfw possible gf threads and seeing normans try to give advice
Don't know what this is tho >>35327087
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People falling for old copypastas slightly changed, oh my bones are aching. It's time for this old robot to go to sleep, the normies are here.
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