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Painful Memories/Chatlog

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>looking through memories of when I was a young warthog
>remember my first GF
>I went to see Brave with her (wearing an actual, unironic fedora)
>found this little exchange from beforehand

Wow I really want to fucking kill myself now. I think this is where it started to go tits up for me, in terms of saying "love" and the ramifications of it.

Anyone else have moments (in chatlog form or otherwise) that they really regret?
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All chats with this girl desu.

Cringe city.
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>>35323712
Stop using ellipses you faggot
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>>35323992
Read the op before you reply mongoboy
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>>35323942
saying you like watching another girl do something makes a girl jealous and feel bad. might not wanna do that.
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>>35323942
what did she say retard
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>So is 4 20 good for you?

SMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKEEEEEEE
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD
EVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
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This is how the chat ended. I don't know why I archived it.
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>>35324049
That was about a video she sent me.

>>35324060
She,gave me her blessing
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>>35324088
wait so they cheated on you? are you a guy or grill?
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>>35323712
Rate ama? Idk this is good.
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>>35324080
That reminds me, just showed that conversation to a friend and this fun little exchange happened
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>>35324156
>then give me the cummies
That's honestly a fucking masterpiece
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>>35324136
idk man i woulda felt jealous but maybe im overly jealous. u///u
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>>35324156
you put a heart by her name.
a love so pure
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>>35324176
Yeah she's pretty neato my dude
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>>35324088
she seems a lot nicer than the girl who cheated on me- though the whole thing was fucked. getting cheated on sucks.

my whole love life is and has always been fucking dumb.

pic related, thing I had right out of high school. mucked it all up, I wish I had my response on here. I said "ya darn tootin'"
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>>35324208
Nevermind. Cringed so hard.
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>>35324225
Wtf? How's that cringe?
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>>35324208
>role playing
why anon please dont
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>>35324148
Yeah. I am a grill.

Its all good though, it happened a long time ago and I've since forgiven him and moved on with my life.

At the time it was horrible though.
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I was excited at the concept of the thread but now I'm just sad
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>>35324264
That's literally as far as that "roleplay" goes. It's basically just something we say at this point.
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>>35324225
That's basic gf/bf before-bed talking m8. What's so cringy about it?
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>>35324304
>m'lady
Was this unironically?
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>>35324314
>What's so cringy
that you have a gf
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>>35324304
>m'lady
oh god
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>>35324246
>>35324314
Well, to be fair, it's just that it reminded me of when I used to do the same thing. It wasn't all bad though - once a lady wanted to cyber with me, and I blue balled her so hard that she got really sad.
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>>35324358
It was. 2012 was a confusing time for us all.
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This entire year has been me letting down everyone in my life who expected anything at all of me. I have failed everything I have set out to do and it feels like I am never going to achieve anything worthwhile. My mom was my last rock that always was there and told me she believed in me still. Then this happened.
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>>35324218
here's my current thing. decided to ask out girl who's enamored with me, I don't skirt around how I don't feel the same way she does.
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>>35324393
I would be disappointed too if my son was too retarded to even finish high school
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My loved one sent this to me a few days after our particularly unhappy breakup. We met in 2008 and only just finally got together last year. The problem is, she sent it via Discord, and I had already uninstalled Discord. If only I had still had it, I could have maybe saved everything.

By the time I found out about it, she just got really mad that I brought it up. I'm reluctant to share, lest she find out, but she hates me already anyways.
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>>35324393
I hope I don't end up like you, age and story plox?
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>>35324419
ive read too many r9k stories where a robot has ignored this girl he had a real chance with to chance someone else or whatever reason and then they find out later that they should have taken their chance because that girl was the one but now shes dating someone else and happy.

dont let that be you anon.
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>Cringe message thread
>Literally just normies having normal conversations with girls not repulsed by them
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>>35324387
>I like you like you used to like me
WOW that stings and I'm not even you.
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1/2

I was probably a bit too harsh
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>>35324365

>>35324314 isn't me but I don't have a gf m8 I have a fiancee.
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>>35324509
2/2

The whole ordeal is a long story that can't really be made short. I wish I could've been more graceful but I was tired of her bullshit
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>>35324393
Here's another one. This is the only girl that has ever let me get emotionally close, and it turns out I was just her #3 option after her other choices fell through. She just wanted someone to mess with emotionally and boy did she succeed. I sent this to her and she never addressed it.
>>35324445
I won't disagree with you. You have to be a supreme piece of shit to mess up high school, but thats the thing. I used to be a great student. Straight A's, Ivy League engineering school dreams. I was always a little depressed growing up, not debilitating just a nagging sadness in the back of my head that never went away. Then the last two years it has just escalated to the point where i don't have the drive to do anything worthwhile. Even things I used to enjoy now feel like huge tasks. I'm a huge piece of shit and just want to die to free this burden off everyone around me.
>>35324467
I'm 18, nearly failing high school.
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>>35324500
I never said this was a cringe message thread, this is for people who have moments they regret. Happy times that are long past.
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>>35324528
>>35324509
You sound like you want to talk about it.
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>>35324541
Did you have fun at the game?
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>>35324528
That was much, much to harsh
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I would post but I'm too afraid she will see. Sometimes she goes on here :(
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>>35323942
In your defense, she started it. So suddenly she can't handle what somebod else whacks it to?
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>>35324568
I didn't end up going. Layer in bed all day and felt sorry for myself like a useless piece of shit
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>>35324541
>Have Fun at the game
HAHAHA nigga you just got stabbed in the fucking gut
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>>35324541
HOW COULD SHE HURT YOU LIKE THIS
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>>35324049
not only women gurl. my ex bf always talked about how traps are super and such (im a normal looking dude) and he fapped to traps an such. Made me jealous as fuck and after telling him that he didnt care at all. So yeah shit sucks
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>>35324483
I'm saying that the girl who's sending me hearts and shit is my gf. I'm a piece of shit, I wanna be alone but I'm trying to hold onto this girl who was with me through my recent break up after my ex cheated on me- though I had it coming. I'd have it coming if that girl found someone else, in fact I kinda wish she would.

This is my ex, a girl I flew several states to be with for a week. Got her to break up with her boyfriend, I can't believe I thought I could keep her when I got back.
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>>35324615
Seriously. She was mad at me because I'm bad at showing my emotions so she thought I didn't care about her, then I spill my heart out and she realizes she doesn't like me. Also she posted a picture of herself getting coffee with another guy the next day saying some shit like "he's the best *heart emoji*"
>>35324617
I don't know if you're being sarcastic but it really did hurt. Not necessarily because I thought she was going to be someone I would fall in love with but it felt like my last chance at having a normal teenage relationship with a girl.
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>>35324640
yea jealousy really sucks it hurts a lot and ive grown a bit but god its still hard to not be.
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>>35324550
Oh Jesus...

So basically I have this surgery coming up in a few months, I've had this surgery before when I was younger and its fucking painful. I had an appointment last year where the surgeon was telling me what needed to happen before the surgery could be done. After that I texted her telling her that I was stressed out about it, I don't know why, but she just blew up saying "you're a privileged straight white male, you know there are things out there that are worse". I fired back and went a bit far, I thought she was above this but she ended up being the literal definition of the tumblr meme.
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>>35324650
that turned to this.

she gave me a necklace and I still have it. I don't know why I kept it.
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>>35324650
aw anon open your heart. this love seems so sweet
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These are the messages I saved from when I told her off, the app shows them in the opposite order than expected.

I met her online and we both wanted to meet each other. Until she decided she liked someone else. Should have realized sooner that she was just using me and didn't feel the same way.
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>>35324712
wtf happened man?
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>>35324745
You can't tell that she cheated just based on that?
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>>35324760
>>35324745
>>35324712
is she pregnant????

STOP MUTING ME FUCKING REE
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>>35324304
Your dad was trying to save you from shit like this, anon.
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2014 was a mess for me
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>>35324760
okay so thats your ex
and thats unrelated to the other girl
>>35324419
in this post
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>>35324792
Oh, I'm not that anon, I'm >>35324448
I've never been cheated on, my issues were something entirely different, sadly.
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>>35324699
you did good, memes aside.
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>>35324722
That was a love born because the girl only gets off if she's going behind her bf's back. I fell harder than I ever have before, now I'm pretty dead inside- skirting by and recuperating while my current gf suffocates me with her affection.

>>35324745
She snuck out with her ex. I did the same thing to him so I can't really say much to spite anybody, but it sucks, I needled her into breaking up with him before I went over to fuck her but shit- it feels pretty bad.

Worse is her ex- now bf again thinks it's cool to make it apparent he's keeping up with my life. Liked my relationship status. Fucking hell.

>>35324774
No, I brought over the plan b pill in my luggage when I flew over to fuck her bareback. After we broke up though and I thought shucks I'll try and be friends with them, her boyfriend asked me about my money and how I was manipulative and I noped the fuck out- never wanna hear from them again.

>tfw beta cuck name

>>35324792
I dunno if I'd say unrelated, because before I flew out to meet my ex for the first time in person I fucked my current gf- she begged me not to go and I went anyway.
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>>35324846
>Rhys
Fucking awesome name.
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I regret not letting go of this woman much much sooner. Shit I tried to drag this out for half a year and now she probably just thinks of me as a creep
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This is pure unadulterated autism. I'll see if I can fetch up some more.
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>>35323992
No....
....never...
That wasn't original, how neat
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>>35324846
i gotta say man you really are in a mess. cut ties with everyone
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>>35324291
Don't date drug addicts. I have no idea why so many women do this.

Seriously why the fuck do women think they're going to "fix" some piece of shit degenerate?
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>>35324158
>Talk like a fedora to your girlfriend
>Talk like a nigger to your friend
Pretty interesting t b h.
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>>35324387
"swim and stuff" wtf are normies doing these days?

fascinating
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>>35324893
Wait a bit of time, then apologize. I've been in that kind of situation before. Many people have. Don't sweat it.
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>>35324817
oh yeah i meant to tell you i wasnt being sarcastic. she was cruel to you. ouch
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>>35324893
Had FAR too many conversations like that famaliglia

It goes deep.
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>>35323712
>Brave

Wow such memories

Fuck off newfag
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>>35324888
I think so too, was my dad's- he was the same way I am- out with multiple women at once; getting cheated on and deserving every iota of hurt.

>>35324928
I cut ties with my ex and her boyfriend, even blocked the fucker on facebook. He wanted to fuck me, god the thought is revolting- how much I just wanted to beat his teeth into his throat- but I forced a smile, forced a laugh while he told me how he picked up my ex and how she blew him right off the bat, how they went to find some place to fuck in town. They kissed on call while she was begging me to give her another chance, saying she loved me.
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>>35324940
These were from two VERY different time periods man.
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>>35324942
DESU those were the most autistic gatherings I've ever been a part of. Me and my bros would fuck off to the deep end of the pool and do flips while everyone else sat in the water and talked.
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>>35324991
She sounds like a disaster. Fuck her. Not literally.

Out with the old, in with the new. That you feel regret for what you did wrong makes you a better person.
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>>35324991
they were kissing as she was asking you to come back? that shits crazy. how did he allow that? why did she ask you back? wtf
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>>35324846
Hey man, are you in SC?
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>>35324949
meh. that dog don't hunt. we're 500 miles apart now and she wasn't interested in getting back together when i called her. i shouldn't talk to her anymore.

then i tried dating again and my friend Alex took out this girl i was talking to. ended up fucking her this night
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>>35324448
She shared that message with you, then got amgry when you brought it up?
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>>35325033
pic related y'see
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>>35324991
>>35325018
Whoa, what the shit? I've seen this EXACT conversation before.

Am I going fucking retarded or is there some Berenstain Mandela shit going on?
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>>35324088
Ah man aren't atheism and meaningless relationships great?
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>>35325039
Yes. That was sent on December 12th, I discovered it on January 21st. She said I was just drudging up old news and that it didn't matter anymore.
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>>35324949
this comic describes my only "relationship".

i fucking want to kill myself, every person feels that way about me. I'll never be pure and beautiful like everyone else is. I'll always be a disgusting degenerate at heart, no amount of effort is going to change it.
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>>35325033
Shit sorry bout that. At least you got dubs!
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>>35325018
I do, I should probably just break up with my gf but I can't bring myself to do it.

>>35325022
He was sure that after he told me everything that I'd break up with her right there. I didn't, I asked her if she loved me and she quietly said she did, I made her say it louder while she was in the car with him- boy did that make him mad. They kissed over speaker phone. It was an absolutely crazy morning- later that day I went to the gym and overdid it because I was so emotional- worked myself into a trip to the hospital.

>>35325032
SC?

>>35325060
It's probably Deja Vu, wherein you feel like you've seen the same conversation before but really since your brain processes memories in an obtuse way it feels like your recalling a memory you just created.
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>>35324528
Holy shit anon that was savage.
bloxs
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>>35325099
>I should probably just break up with my gf
Why, again?
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>>35324500
Yeah I agree man. A lot of these seem normal.
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>>35325099
omg how does someone get so tangled in such a mess
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>>35325099
South carolina, my main mang
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>>35324528
2 edgy 4 me anon. /pol/ is that way. --->
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>>35325119
I don't feel the way she does. I'm pretty much just being her friend while she throws me enough I love yous to sedate a serial killer.

>>35325126
You don't know the half of it. This is my gf's ex, who I stole her from. I deserve every bit of what I get. When he called her and she told him she was in my town, that was so good.

>>35325137
Nope. Know a Rhys?
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>>35323712
For more than three years I kept an archive of every single scrap of text I traded with my oneitis. Every single MSN Messenger and Facebook conversation was backed up in a folder. As time wore on I realized this was unhealthy, even for my fucked up standards and deleted everything. Now I'm curious if I could dig it up with Recuva or some other tool, thanks a lot, OP, you humongous faggot.
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>>35325099
Make a movie about this. Start by jotting down things that happened. Then slowly organize them into coherent sentences.
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>>35325207
Lol GG.
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>>35325227
Sorry, I'm kinda drunk. The whole story would take quite a while to tell though. Maybe I'll write up something once I can organize it proper.

The only thing I know for certain is I'm never flying for anybody else.
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>>35325207
God my ex did this with her original oneitis. Too bad it was my first relationship and too naive to realise what a huge fucking red flag that was.
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>>35324846
Jesus christ does she honestly believe it when she presents it as if it happened and was out of her control? She repeats how sorry she is and how you didn't deserve it but she is the one who caused it. It was her choice and her decision, she wasn't driven by some mental illness bullshit or whatever she might blame it on. SHE IS THE ONE TO BLAME. I realise you probably dont talk to her anymore but I hope she suffers from mental torture with every guy and every relationship she's ever gonna have. And not the type where she is the cause of and then pretend to be the victim of it. I hope someone crushes her heart just once so she understand what its like to be really hurt by loving someone. She doesn't deserve happiness
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>>35325278
She cried a bit when I broke up with her, she'd never had someone break up with her before I did- though she did cheat on the guy she was with before me or him. I don't hope ill of either of them, though her boyfriend said he wanted to name their child after me if they had a boy.

Would be fitting, my name is a filthy thing I carry. What a fucked up thing to say.
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>>35325402
This is something i kept, my ex's boyfriend sent this to her while i was over her place for the week.
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This was from when girlfriend suggested breaking up. She has really shitty self esteem issues, she's mute and has always felt as though she's a burden on others.
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>>35325476
>she's mute
How was that?
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>>35325476
mute is cute

I'm glad you're still together, at least that's what I'm inferring.
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>>35325476
the pic doesn't seem to be indicative of a breakup except "i know you'll find someone who makes you happy"

story on the pic?
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He was right, after she sent me this screenshot, I've never thought of anyone else.

And now she's no longer in my life.

Fuck...
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>tfw no record of all the retarded stuff i said to people online
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>mfw I feel nothing when I read my cringy covos with the only girl I apparently liked before she showed her true roastie form

You kinda get used to the cringe, all those years are now just like a really fucking bad dream, i don't even know if it really happened, and now I don't even feel like reading any kind of messages let alone her old ones. Fucking pseudo intellectual bitch, if you're reading this tanya, i want you to know that you're really a retarded edgy kid with delusions who thinks reading fanfiction.net tier books makes you smarter than everyone
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>>35324528

Not harsh enough mate, not harsh enough.
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>>35325724
>greentexting on some other messaging app
>using meme lingo

Holy shit this infuriates me, this ""fembot"" needs to be fucking sht and decapitated and then raped. HOLY SHIT it makes me so mad fucking bitch trying to seem not like other girls reeeee
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>tfw nothing to contribute
I don't think I've had an embarrassing text message in a year. Only thing I'm embarrassed about is getting black out drunk last night and crying to a black bouncer about how much racism upsets me.
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>>35323712
does this thread mean painful as in it makes you cringe or painful as in it brings back horrible horrible memories
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>>35326021
Personally it's painful for me because at least people here at a girlfriend at some point in their lives.
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>>35323712
>>35323942

>Hm?

Women truly are mentally impaired.
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>all this autism
Now I understand why you guys are incels.
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>>35324699
>you're a privileged straight white male, you know there are things out there that are worse
You should have done even worse to be honest, God I can't stand cunts like her.
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>>35324528
You're really immature. Glad she doesn't have to put up with you LOL
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>>35324509
>>35324528
What happened after that last text?
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>>35325509
I've only asked once about it, and just thinking about it really makes me feel like shit. She mentioned before that her stepfather would sexually abuse her from a young age, and her mother wasn't aware of this until she was nearly 6 years old, she said she had received vocal damage from that, I really didn't want to ask about it after that.

>>35325513
I've never had a problem with it, I met her online and began learning ASL right away, she mentioned the only person in her family who bothered learning was her mother, so she doesn't communicate much with others.

We're still together, it's been a little over two years now.

>>35325724

She suggested us breaking up because it was becoming progressively more difficult for us to communicate, it bothered both of us, but she felt as though I was discontent with our relationship itself.

She's always been a pretty distant person, I'm usually the one who initiates conversations, not that I mind when it comes to her, but she apparently had a lot of pent up feelings, mostly to do with her thinking of herself as a burden on me. She was really reluctant to listen to me during that conversation, insisting that I could find someone better and that she was only holding me back.
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>>35326389

lmao, ditch the bitch and get a hooker

hookers are cheaper in the long run anyways because you don't have to pay with your soul
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>>35326499
Where do you get hookers now that backpage removed the escorts section?
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>>35323712
. Thought you handled that cutely and genuinely.. Ima assume that's why she liked you anyway.

>>35324088
what a self obsessed over glorified weedy little shit. All that "waaa it wasn't me just a mistake i wanted to tell you sooner but waaaa me" fuck outta ere!
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>>35326499
That's a very good point, anon.

I'll keep it under careful consideration.
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>>35326389
>insisting that I could find someone better and that she was only holding me back.

I'm a kissless virgin but there was this girl with whom I was pretty close with who had the same problem. She was also very clingy like if I didn't text her for a few days she's get upset and tell me that I don't care about her anymore (even though we weren't even a fucking couple).
How the hell do you deal with this ? If I chose to be with you over anyone else then obviously it means that I like you and not the other normalfag whores who like to get shitfaced in clubs or in parties but it wouldn't ever get through her thick skull.
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>>35326499
Enjoy your AIDS

originalplox
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>>35326737
Yeah, the whole thing ended with me telling her that if she was going to break up with me to at least do it because she didn't want to be with me anymore. I told her I was capable of making my own decisions in regards to whether I wanted to stay with her.

That was the only time she ever brought up the whole "You'd be happier with someone else" thing, it's just her shitty self esteem though, she can't handle compliments very well either which kinda bums me out.
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>>35324541
>I'm not gonna find another girl who likes
>a bunch of generic normie shit
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>>35326871
Not him but dude is now apparently so I'll cut him some slack because he's underageb& and I also said a lot of retarded shit in my teens.
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>>35326961
*apparently 18
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>>35323712
why are all these fucking normalfags here leave you ruined /b/ don't ruin this too
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>>35323712
Why would you react that way? You're just drawing attention to it to make her pity you. I know exactly what you're doing.

You seem like the type who would love themselves so it shouldn't be that alien to you, you fucking faggot.

This is some normie-tier manipulation.
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>>35326609

surely there are online backpages, that's what i use

>>35326789

it's called a franga you spastic
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what is this shit doing no r9k?
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>>35326389
HOW DID THE CONVERSATION END?

Edgeofmyseat.gif
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>>35324208
>a egg

kys
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The only way I can emotionally handle these kinda things after they inevitable blow up is go scorched earth and delete everything and try my best to move on. I never save anything.

It never works.
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Probably the worst was when I thought I was being asked to prom by a girl I knew and then realizing she only meant dance practice because her partner couldn't be there and she knew I didn't have anyone.
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>>35323712
>tfw you can't post in this thread because native language is not English
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>>35327384
just post wiht translation you mong
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>>35324218
>ya darn tootin
I keep coming back to this post and laughing my ass off
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>>35324528
>I used to feel bad when you talke about your dad leaving you, but shit I can't blame him now

Daaaaaaaamnnn white girl BTFO
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>>35324783
Danefag?
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>died in a car accident back in 2011
>still can't stop sending her messages
It's not even sad to me anymore.
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>>35323712
I remember I was typing some sort of report or something in the school library in middle school and I had been used to holding it whenever I was really engrossed in something.
If I remember, I ended up peeing myself and running to the restroom right in front of my crush at the time.

One time when I was in high school, I bragged openly about still being a virgin under the premise that it was virtuous to have withheld from premarital sex and resisted peer pressure and hormones for as long as I had.

I had a narutard phase, enough said, I want to forget it ever happened. I wish I could erase it from my mind and the minds of all involved.
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>>35328318
Bonus other girl that tried to convince me that she slit her wrists and was bleeding to death.
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>>35328318
wtf man please stop that
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Why do you save these? Why do you do this to yourselves?
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Jealous of all you guys having friends

It must be nice
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>>35328456
Just post your ssn and I'll text you :)
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>>35328411
For what reason? I know she won't see it, but it's somewhat therapeutic to imagine that I'm talking to her in some way, even if that's just a memory.
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>>35328468
123-45-6789
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I would post the conversation where my oneitis told me she got engaged but it's too painful to go back to
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>>35328526
Fucking sucker now I'm going to steal your 4chan account
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>>35328535
No. Stop. Don't. Police
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This thread is why I buried my old Skype account holy fuck
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>tfw deleted my old fb account
>can't read my old messages
>can't read my old long-ass awkward message which was worth only ":D" for that bitch
At least she still ugly, bitter and alone, while puberty hit me hard.
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>>35323712
You sound like an insufferable fucking loser by the way you speak to people.
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>>35323712
>tfw deleted facebook so can't share the goodies
there were some real beta messages there.
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>>35324088
Why do people use the excuse "It wasn't the real me" when they were fully conscious of their actions.
They had control therefore they're a horrid person.
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>>35329336
I got really drunk one night and went on a purge of all the messages I sent when I was younger and got rid of loads of "friends". Felt really good and I am trying to forget about it all.

Like you said, there was some pure beta autism in there
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>>35324528
DAMN
Anon I struggle to find a scenario where that level of savagery is justified.
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>>35324528
my fucking sides, that is brutal
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>>35324699
She deserves to be raped by Arabs.
Good shit OP.
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>>35325462
What a sage
He could truly foresee the future
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Messaged my former best friend after years of not seeing her.
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>>35324846
I know you said that you deserved it etc

but

>Getting with a girl who blatantly cheats on her bf with you
>Thinking you're somehow different
>Thinking that isn't a huge fucking red sign
>Enabling shitty fucking behavior that is 100% unavoidable


You're retarded.

>now I'm pretty dead inside- skirting by and recuperating while my current gf suffocates me with her affection.

Are you seriously complaining about this?
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>>35324541
Dude. I'm sorry.
That's like my whole highschool dating career in one post
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>>35329885
>super cool
>super lame
>Rick and Morty
>dude
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>>35324911
Pleasr post more anon, this is gold
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>>35328360
>cutting cait
Think ive already run through this bitch if its the same person avoid at all costs
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>>35324783
DANMARK BROEDDRREEEEEE!!!!
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>>35326871
Haha I'm actually a /mu/tant but the point was that I poked fun of her for her music taste a lot so I was trying to make ammends for that.
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>>35324088
>is mad at thing #1
>brings up things #2 and #3 that happened ages ago and throw them in person's face
typical roastie
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>>35323942
wat is 03o
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>>35324448
>>35324817
>>35325078
I doubt a robot would dump somebody for no reason, and it seems like she wouldn't dump you either based on that message. Explain?
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>>35328318
Why do you text her?
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>>35328318
>ywn get a response convincing you to get rid of your physical being and join the wired
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>>35325008
sounds pretty fun desu, better than hanging round town or underage drinking in a field like I used to in 2012
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>>35328360
>Cait
I knew a girl with this name. Technically Caity but mostly the same.

She became a hyper-sjw and completely ruined any feelings I had towards her, so that made me feel a little better.
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>deleted facebook so I wouldn't have to trawl through message logs and old pics of me and my dead best friend
I'd recommend something similar, anons.
Bury what you can.
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>>35324156
>Saturday 4pm
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>>35324314
Post-80s millenials were a mistake.
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>>35324510
>fiancee
You must be over 18 IQ to post on this website.
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>>35329885
>tattoo artist cool
>junky lame
This is so arbitrary. Both things are about destroying your body, there's no reason to make any difference in judgment save for social pressure. Roasties are truly retarded.
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>>35324419
>oh tysm
How did she find out about your mental disorder?
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>>35324846
>while my current gf suffocates me with her affection

What the fuck are you doing on this board? Fuck off back to /soc/ where your kind belongs.
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>>35324846
>Liked my relationship status. Fucking hell.
unfriend him dumb millennial cuck
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>>35332868
Benig a tattoo artist is about destroying other people's bodies. That is pretty cool.
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I really wish I had the courage to scroll up to the messages I sent to my oneitis back when I was still bitter that she didn't have feelings for me and when she was too fed up with me to care about my emotional state. I've managed to turn things around almost completely in the sense that I've moved on and she's come to understand how I felt and values me as a friend. I don't want to remember how things were when the present is so comfortable
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Here's one from my ex. This was around January. I texted her a stupid meme I was sharing to a friend on FB by mistake because of the retarded forwarding thing. I just said sorry for texting and she sends me like 10 texts starts getting emotional. I sort of felt bad and I thought that she missed me so I struck up a conversation and tried to get caught up with her. She said she was feeling a little sad and she felt unattractive so I did my best to comfort her. I was already in love with someone else at that time but I still kinda feel something for her.
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Deleted the chat but it was with a fembot friend I made 2 days ago.

Something like
>I'm sorry but I want to be alone for a while
>I'm gonna stop talking
>Goodbye

She was such a nice girl to talk to. Hope you're gonna be okay if you're reading this.
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>>35324509
>>35324528

honestly you just come across like a sperger here. you can tell that she knows she's won by making you emotionally compromised like that. "i'm sorry you feel that way" in response to your novel kek

i get it though.
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>>35333106
god this thread brought back so much bad shit man im feelin mighty sad
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>tfw wouldn't just leave you alone
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>my first gf
>my
>gf
>having had a gf

Reeeeeeee
Get out normies
Stop fucking up our only sanctuary
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>>35332890
underrated tbqh famalam
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>>35325462
Women like to play the victim card when they fuck something up lmao.
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>tfw lost all of my cringey skype conversations
>tfw she drifted apart from me just because she was more attracted to the guy from our vidya group that revealed his face before me
>tfw i still kept being persistent despite the fact that she lied about where she lived multiple times
feelsbadman.jpg
dont meet a girl over vidya. very shallow. and the worst part is that I didn't really mind her being attracted to another guy as long as we remained friends, but she stopped talking to me soon as well.
the worst part is that this happened over 2 years ago and I still keep it in the back of my mind.
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>>35331856
Just rewatched the series last week. I know that feeling all too well
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>>35331322
In short, she got triggered over me making a 'triggered' joke and blocked me on everything. I didn't take this well. I was mid-mental-breakdown when she got over it an hour or two later, and she returned to tell me what a horrible person I was. She got over that too when I explained that I was heavily relying on her to do something for me that she had promised, and suddenly blocking me made me realize I had nobody left. She sent that message three days later, and from that point on, she made efforts to be as distant as possible, and she acted really irrational quite often.

She had mentioned wanting to visit a psychiatrist to work out her problems. I just hope she goes through with it and it helps.
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>>35324528
white girls are pampered coal burners who cry about anything that doesn't go their way

nice btfo
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>>35328318
this is tumblr twitter tier cringe
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>>35328318
This makes me genuinely sad.

Orig
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>>35332998
she basically said "chad pumped and dumped me and didnt listen to anything I had to say or contribute so I was his cum dumpster and now hes gone and I miss you because I can vent to you"
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>>35328318
jesus fuck. i dont know how to respond. it's so sad.
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>>35324088
God I hate when women try this shit.
>I cheated
>I have the drug issue
>I have poor impulse control
>I put you through emotional he'll
>waaa I'm the victim
Women have no empathy or any view outside of themselves
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i was cunt ass teenager

like what the fuck typing with ellipses and emoticons and shit

man I thought I was so cool and I never even boned her like what the fuck
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Sorry I'm a normie with an iPhone but this was from October when a girl I liked thought we were just friends

1/4
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>>35335221
The best part is she didn't expect me to stop talking to her

2/4
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>>35335247
I mean I guess that's what I get for using tinder but we got along so well that never happens to me

3/4
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>tfw never wrote anything to anyone and have always trouble figuring out which of the two people is the person taking the image
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>>35335247
>I made tinder to make friends
FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35335266
Yes I unironically wrote thanks you too to a girl

4/4
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>>35335269
Kek
>>35335269
your not the only one
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>>35335296
t-thanks y-y-you t-too
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>>35335280
I REEEEEEEd so hard that day
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>>35324501
That sting's lasting a little longer than I want and I'm not OP.
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>>35325075
Yes goyim, Anthony Burch also has an atheist wedding, look how good he's doing
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>>35335314
haha nice one anon :^)
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am i the only one who doesn't have any cringy messages because i have no one to text in the first place?
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I want to tell you all to stop this, but I know you're not going to. There's nothing to be gained by revisiting these memories time and time again. Please just be secure in yourself and always hold yourself to the highest standards. You're all doing real good.
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>>35335428
No, there are quite a lot of us, I imagine.
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>>35324911
us a funny nigga
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This all is typical teenage awkwardness, not the hardcore autism you believe it is. Wait until you're at least 20 and can look back at this without an inferiority complex.
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>>35324528
>>35324509
Nicely executed, anon.
What did she do??
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Here's a few conversations I had with my oneitis on msn 10+ years ago
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>>35336775
cont?

origano
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>>35336800
Holy shit you still have your msn convo saved ?
Dude.
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rate this
how did i do
boiz
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>>35324304
Wadisthis?
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>>35336846
I've never thrown away a HDD, so I have a record of everything I've ever done.

I have hundreds of thousands of lines of old chat logs. I could probably find more text like this if there was an interest.
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>>35336938
how old are you guys

origmai comment
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>>35336938
This isn't decipherable.
You basically collected a whole bunch of trash.
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>>35336938
>wht
>cnt
>plz

>because

Why anon, why?

Also, how old were you when this happened? >>35336969 makes a very valid point. This looks like two little kids having a dumb spat over nothing.
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>>35336938
>(ignorant bitch)<-- joke!
how the fuck? this better not be real, it's like you're parodying ultimate betaness
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>>35336864
How do i get a female to talk to me like this
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>>35336964
>>35337021
Probably about 12yo

>>35336969
I can read it fluently

>>35337028
I'm not a very creative person. It's all regrettably real.
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all of these normies
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>>35337052

Shit you were really asking her to shit on you by coming back
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>>35337159
She used to punch me irl, and it really hurt.

I was completely infatuated for 2 years, and I just couldn't understand why she hated me so much.
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>>35324314
I'll die alone, become and wizard AND avoid this cringefest. Robothood is getting better and better
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>>35323712
I have a screenshot of this on my old computer but I'll just explain it. It's extremely cringe for me to remember. THis was a hard time in my life. This was years ago when I was a teenager.
>Obsessed with girl, like in a creepy way
>she was really creeped out by me
>unironically wore a fedora and dressed like a "gentleman" to get her attention
>one day messaging through the internet
>think to myself "maybe if i show her my yugioh cards then she will know I like her
>autism mode engage
>say some weird creepy shit joke
>almost ask her out
>she stops talking to me and we stop being friends

looking back, I'm glad i never got a gf in high school. I'm happy I could maintain my khhv status.
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Around 10 years ago I got into an argument on MSN and I said I'll just block them and they said "Yeah right, you'll just block me for 10 minutes and unblock me"

I proved him wrong.
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>>35337377
You're such an alpha.
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>>35337403
When MSN was dying, in its final days I unblocked him just to say "I told you" but he never came online so he either abandoned the account or blocked me back.
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i remember being a major dick to the love of my life at one point , she never did me wrong i was just an asshole and i said terrible fucking things to her that she didnt even deserve , i even told her i wish i never met her which is a big fat lie and then broke her heart up and made fun of her sadness like a fucking dick and i still wish i died before that , she came back to me after about a month as i was full of regrets and we got back together , she never mentioned what happened and what i did its like it never happened , i deleted the email i sent her cuz of how fucking awful it was and ididnt wanna remember the shit i said

fuck me dude .
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>>35337377
This fucking happened to me. What's the first letter of your name?
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Here's another

It's hard to find some that don't require large amounts of context to make sense.
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>>35337760
It's too bad the tie thing didn't work
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>>35337760
bro shes dripping
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>>35337860
I compulsively used to make things up.
I wish it actually happened, and i actually did die.
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>>35337048
Be interesting. This is just banter, dude.
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>>35337969
>australians dont even have to try when talking to girls
ITS NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35324528
>All these whiteknights replying to this
Jesus fucking christ grow a thicker skin faggots, this is absolutely savage.

Good job my man
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>>35324699
Whew

Not sure how to respond to this.
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>>35324419

Just be nice to her mate. When it's just you and her no one is watching, there's no need to play the alpha game, that's for in public, with whores you can't trust.
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>>35328318
You ever smoke pot and jack off thinking about her? Maybe blow your load into a Ziploc bag?
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wow people talk 1 to 1 to each other a lot. I haven't spoken to anyone personally like this in many years, maybe this is where I went wrong.
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>>35324387
Why does this roastie think she is entitled to attention?
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>>35324158
Shoulda saw Drive tbqh famalamaflipflop
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I kept most of our texts. I was gonna turn some of them into letters for a gift. They're around there somewhere. I haven't looked at them. Im wondering if I should delete them. Also cringing at all the mushy stuff
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>>35324541

>I don't think I'll ever find someone else to talk about [basic AF shit] with and who will play [basic AF shit] while we drive around

Are you fucking kidding me.
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>>35324783
jaaa taaaak:D!!!! FUCK DEN LUDER FUCK USA
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>>35334887
>>35331144
Spoiler: That's a guy
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>>35336864
chad thundercock pls leave, you normies can go wherever the fuck you want, this is all what I have
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>>35324911
I had a friend who used to say random shit like that it was funny as fuck.
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Not my ex (I deleted all of our old messages) but when I look back this was the last girl who I was talking to that I really liked and she liked me back, but I fucked it all up. This was about 3 or 4 years ago. Every girl I've met since has been so fucking vapid, boring and stupid. I get afraid that I'll never meet anybody again.

I wish I didn't fuck this up, but she's with someone who she has a lot more in common with than me, so I'm happy for her. Still, makes me sad that I haven't met anyone that seems like they wanted to talk to me since her. Oh well.
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>>35324699
>I fired back and went a bit far
Not at all, fuck that bitch.
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>>35324314
If I ever have a partner I am sure as fuck not gonna talk that way. Thats just weird.
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>>35335147
Anon...

Suicide is always an option.
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>>35324846

What the fuck is wrong with you both? "i am so sorry" "my stomach is doing flips" no emotion at all you're both fucking dead, completely boring, fucking zombies. You both clearly didn't care
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>>35324674
>She was mad at me because I'm bad at showing my emotions so she thought I didn't care about her, then I spill my heart out and she realizes she doesn't like me.

that hit me to hard.. been there
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>>35329885
HOLY SHIT THEY FUCKING SPIT ROASTED U M8TY
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>>35331316
kissing emoticon that was popular on the 2007-2012 era of the internet before emojis fucked everything over

mostly used by weebs
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Being in a long distance/ 'internet' relationship with someone so mentally ill is exhausting. I've been to where she lives twice over a year and a half and she's not seen me once. Maybe I'm getting catfished. When she gets back from the mental hospital in two months I'm breaking up with her for good.
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Everytime people post their conversations here they all write like literal subhumans. No wonder post quality is so low
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>>35324156
*sniiiiiiiiiiiifffffff** hmm yes my love, more of your noxious gasses

BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
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Hourly reminder that if you've had a GF you aren't a robot and should get the fuck off my board. REEEEEEEEEEE normies and the like.
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>>35324158
>first movie I watched with my uni crush was Drive
unexpected feels from this post
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>>35325099
Do you live in Southern California?
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>>35335296
Had a few of them
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>>35336938
> y dont u fancy me?

yikes my man
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>>35335221
>>35335247
>>35335266
>>35335296
Wait are you Tyler kek
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Going through my texts with my oneitis, she used to always text me things like "I love having you around" "you mean a lot to me" "i had a great time seeinf yoy" but she didn't love me enough to let me fuck her or let me date her. It's in the past and I'm moving on...still miss her though.
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>>35323942
Whats her irl name or kik? Think I know her.
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>>35340998
This feels so much like the end of my only relationship ever.
>I think we need to break up
>Why? If there's a problem we can work it out.
>Nah
>Is there at least a reason so I can have some closure?
>Nah
>Can I get a why?
>Nah, but can we go back to being friends again after this? It's not like this will just weigh on your mind and make that borderline impossible or anything, right? ;^)
Fuck women.
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>>35337048
Find a girl that enjoys bantz and shitposting. My buds and I often shoot the shit like this.

The only thing is I have trouble talking in any other manner.
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>>35337622
In addition to Asshole, do you also go by Nick?
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>>35328318
>spoof Heathers phone
>respond
>"Do it Faggot."
>anon is with Heather again
>anon is anhero
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Wew. This has been my phone background for the past month
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>>35325724
>using meem arrows outside the chan
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>>35328531
Post it maybe it will be cathartic for you
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>>35332724
What happened to him? Could you elaborate???
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>>35343303
Watch 500 days of summer. It hits close to home. My exes parents are searching for a husband as we speak
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>>35340998
This was my exact experience. Feels bad man
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>>35343221
Yeah she looks like a bitch desu
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>>35343221
wtf happened here anon
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>>35335296
>thanks you too
Fuck you're a faggot, and since this was a few months ago I assume you still are a faggot
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Luckily I deleted all of mine.
And haven't had any problems since
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>>35340998
>it's not your fault
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtkST5-ZFHw
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>>35324156
>three sandwiches
>two of them are just cheese american mayo substitute
She sounds fat as fuck.
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Can't save old messages it makes me too fucking depressed. The day my oneitis dumped me I deleted all our past message to save myself some future pain
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>>35343657
How did you find her?

Originallo
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>>35343659
Online relationship with a bipolar Asian qt who has severe trust issues and a princess complex. Just another roastie who wanted a brace aryan Prince Charming to swipe in and save the day.

Constant fights. It was unhealthy

She also has a tiger mom and wants to be just like her
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>>35344017
>invite Aicing to Messenger
>profile pic next to name
Not him but it's not exactly difficult.
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OP here, found some more so I'm back with more misery! Hooray!
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>>35344220
We'll just don't say anything
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>>35344264
>bit of a Maverick
please stop
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>>35344264
Should probably add: I'm still a virgin. I had the opportunity to fuck that girl and didn't take it.

Here's another one. This girl was hyper-Christian but she really liked me. Too bad she lived way the fuck out in the sticks and I couldn't drive until last year.

I fuck up every opportunity I get.
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Im still with her. But we started out ldr and she was 16 and me 20. Ive deleted everything and ultimate cringe when she brings up past internet stuff. She uses our age diffierence and how we met to torture and black mail me if we are not on good terms. Its rly fucked up to see chat logs of yourself seducing a too young for you teen girl years later. Shes almost 23 now so its all good as long as no one finds out how long weve been a couple. Jesus christ shes hot tho and gets off to me fapping to her 14 and 15 yr old nudes
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>>35344322
That entire "relationship" is literally 100% cringe. It was in the ass end of my Homestuck phase, and I'd recently gotten out of a great relationship that ended poorly. Really shitty combination.
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>>35343221
You did a shit job with the crop, man. Maybe you should delete.

Also, her Spotify is shit.
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>>35344269
She'd always get mad about the dumbest shit and just block me at random.
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>>35343418
500 days is shit. You want real sadness? Watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind.

I'm sorry that happened to you though, bro.
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>>35344516
That's the most normie-tier list I've ever seen

Do I Wanna Know is still fucking great though.
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Don't have conversations because it was before smart phones and most of it was over AIM.

sopohmore and junior year of high school i was friendzoned SO HARD by this fucking girl.

I remember one time me and a friend rode our bikes over to her house, I texted her and told her I was coming, she told me not to but I did anyway. We get there and she doesn't come out or let us in, literally just looks through the window at us and ignores us.

Idk what I didn't get at the time, I thought it was like, funny, that she was fucking around or something. It's memories like this that make me think I'm autistic.
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>>35343223

> meem arrows

kys

origami
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>>35344559
already seen it. Was thinking of watching leaving las vegas though. Any more recs?
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This was 2011.
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>>35345039
>EPIC MFW MOMENT
What the fuck does this even mean
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>>35345039
EPIC LULZ M'LADY
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>>35344774
I recently watched Blue Valentine, which was pretty sad. But not in a cathartic way. Just in a makes-you-feel-like-shit way.
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>>35344264

>I'll show you the ropes

wew
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>>35323942
>girl

thats a dude
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>>35336775
"i dnt i want u 2 shut up"
dam
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Met this girl on the internet. Talked to her for a few days, acted like I cared when I really didn't. She was troubled and shit, she ended up saying this. When the infatuation was gone, I found a way to get her off my back.

I still look back every now and then. Perhaps I only really miss the infatuation, but she was really like me. In some ways, I'd have said the exact same thing she said.
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>>35324156
This post made me want to slam my head into a wall but it also made me jealous for some weird reason.

The fuck is wrong with me?
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>>35345537
If a real girl said that to you then you're a fucking normie and you need to fuck off and die.
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>>35345573
Never saw her face and she never saw mine. We met over r9k because we're such messes on the inside.

Is it that you envy things you don't know, anon? It's fine, the feeling was bittersweet, and when you reach that level of understanding, perhaps you'll stop hating on people with a sense of empathy.

Must I 'fuck off and die' because I can make people feel things? Or is it the people that cannot that should? I'd tell you to be the judge, but your judgement in itself is flawed at its core. Face it. You envy me for that. And the only way you can repress this jealousy is denial. I'm not a normie by any means, nor am I afraid to be called names, but don't hate on people because they experienced shit you did not.
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>>35345537
How did you get rid of her? I'm in the exact same situation
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>>35345277
I wish she would have. Funny thing is, I had to break up with her because my mom found my chats. I hate my mom being nosy.

In all honesty though I didn't actually want to fuck her, but I'd slam her thicc slutty ass right now if it meant losing my virginity.

Also when I post pics of her here some guy recognizes her, which is a bit creepy.
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>>35340998

>tfw Good Will Hunting
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>>35345669
>Also when I post pics of her here some guy recognizes her, which is a bit creepy.

post pics anyways, pussy
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>>35345573

>implying gril isn't fembot and just as fucking tistic as you

Being this fucking dumb
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>>35345660
Well, I essentially told her that I couldn't be with her no matter how hard I tried. That I was a guardian, not a lover. That I would cherish her simply because she needed to be cherished, that I would heal her wounds as a doctor, not a person. I told her the truth; I was raised to care for other people without caring much for myself emotionally, as such, I learned to provide comfort without expecting anything in return. I told her that I learned how to live without people. Her and I were 98% compatible, I mean that, we thought the exact SAME way and had similar interests. But I was unable to feel things for her after a while.

Human beings are porcupines; we seek to get close to others for warmth, but we end up hurting them more than anything, so we take our distances again. I told her that I wasn't like other human beings, in no special edgy way, that I could not love her like a normal person could.

And that was true. I didn't tell her I was infatuated with her, though. I kept telling her that I would never hate her, no matter what, but for her, it was too hard to be with someone she loved that could not reciprocate. And frankly, I don't blame her. Not one single bit. It must have felt terrible.

The last thing I wanted for her was to blame herself. I told her many times that it's not her fault, but she eventually thought it was.

That's it, really. I guess I screenshotted those conversations because they made me feel like I was human, and not simply a machine; the question, in my case, was whether I had found another machine that I thought was human, or a human that could have made me human? I got my answer when my infatuation faded off.
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>>35326357
Fucking cuck .... Go kys
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>>35345729

there is no such fucking thing as a fembot, you fucking faggot. leave the board
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>>35345791

>Well, I essentially told her that I couldn't be with her no matter how hard I tried. That I was a guardian, not a lover. That I would cherish her simply because she needed to be cherished, that I would heal her wounds as a doctor, not a person. I told her the truth; I was raised to care for other people without caring much for myself emotionally, as such, I learned to provide comfort without expecting anything in return. I told her that I learned how to live without people. Her and I were 98% compatible, I mean that, we thought the exact SAME way and had similar interests. But I was unable to feel things for her after a while.

This screams narcissism. You aren't special anon.
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>>35345843

What's wrong anon, Stacey doesn't wanna touch your wee wee?
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i don'twantto live
i'm fucking serious
if i died right now
i wouldbe so happy

Not a screenshot because I got these from a salvaged main.db skype file.

The best friend I ever had in my life killed herself, most likely because her shitty mom and grandma were such huge cunts, in addition to her preexisting mental problems. I still don't know how or if it was deliberate or an accidental overdose. The above wasn't the last thing she ever said to me, but she'd been talking like that here and there in the past couple weeks before she did it. I just thought of it as the typical venting myself and all other robots do, but she'd been in a mental institute a few times before and had genuine mental problems.

I was actually talking to her the day she died, and nothing seemed off and she seemed in good spirits. We didn't even talk much because I finally fixed my fucked computer and fucked off to game.

I just wish I could've been more heartfelt and genuine and told her how much she meant to me and how much I'd miss her, instead of making her feel like I was dismissive by blaming it on weed withdrawals or not using as serious language as I could have. I don't blame myself and don't think I was a bad friend, but I've learned a very valuable the hard way at a very high cost, and I always wonder if I was a better friend and person, maybe I could have saved her. She's the only death I've ever cried to, even family members haven't, and likely won't, get that reaction from me.

on the 31st i won't be ill
^possibly the crypic message she sent me when she decided when to do it, when she got her government meds/money/whatever. She was gone less than a week after.
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nerds talkin' about "painful memories" from their youth... on smart phone caps

guess it sucks that you kids have to have all your cringe documented but fuck where did the 20 somethings go
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>>35345859
I don't care about being special. To me, there is no special. I live life without giving much thought to my lifestyle. I am not special or cool or intelligent by any means. I know it gives off that vibe, but I don't consider myself special, if anything, I consider myself flawed, and this observation was a deduction from my own behavior. I'm just flawed on an emotional level (I have dysthimia, been diagnosed with it, no self-diagnosis), so my life is bland as hell.

I used to hate on people for thinking that they were special. But if I really thought I was special, would it not have been better for you, someone who dislikes narcissists, to leave me in my ignorance?
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>>35346021

I probably just hate your post because you seem pretty confident on how you feel while I'm the total opposite.

Leave me alone.
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Goddammit, I was fine until I started lurking this thread and now, I feel sick to my stomach and so much anxiety coming along. There are so many loving texts of people trying to work things out, or people that are happy with each other, so many people that have found that person that makes them happy, whether it's a temporary happiness like a heroine high you need to get regularly , or whether it's a more permanent and loving happiness. I can't have that anymore, I lost my chance at that in 2015 when my girlfriend, basically fiance, of two years took her own life. I still have more pictures of her on my phone than of myself, and so many Screenshots of our stupid late night conversations, silly little roleplays and our deepest confessions that we would never tell anyone else. I can't get over her and I don't know what to do, the thought of what I lost ruins any chances I ever have at another relationship, partially because I don't think that I want another relationship. In the back of my mind all I really want is to have squishy back. Sometimes I wonder if I should just end my life as well so we can be together again
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>>35346415
>I lost my chance at that in 2015 when my girlfriend, basically fiance, of two years took her own life
You couldn't even keep her alive? Good job retard
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Reading back through this chat log is painful. I was extremely clingy and couldn't just wait for her to respond, even if it took weeks. This isn't even the half of it, I never shut up. She was gorgeous and we got along well, went to a festival together and had a great time and had a lot in common. Thought we had something going on, guess I was scared of losing her.
We eventually stopped talking and she now dates one of my good friends, yay
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>>35346507
Thanks for all of your loving support, kind anon
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>>35345627
Haha, it wasn't even a real girl faggot. Kill yourself.
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>>35346557
You couldn't stop the most significant person in your life from acting like a little bitch and killing herself, what do you expect? It's the least you could do and yet you managed to fuck it up
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>>35346641
She had to go for a month or two because of some family issues. It's not like I was close and capable of stopping her. Plus it's not like she was like "lol brb gonna kill myself" or anything. It was like every other day, I was tired, I thought she was. So, we said good night and that we love each other like we had for the previous 700 nights, then only difference is I never got a good morning text after that night
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>>35346731
>It's not like I was close and capable of stopping her
You spent two years with her, and you couldn't tell she was about to end her life? You can keep lying to yourself man, but that won't change the fact that you failed her. Maybe if she had someone that actually cared about her she would be alive now

And no, killing yourself won't let you meet her again. She's gone. Forever. Dead and buried, food for worms like all of us.
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What so you fags do whenever you feel like caving and texting an ex
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>>35346634
It was. She shared pics, but not of her face. But whatever makes you feel like you're not inferior to people on the internet when you actually are.
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>>35342364
Online name starts with a B and ends with ke

Real name S and a
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>>35346785
You're not telling me anything that I haven't already told myself a million times, but she didn't show any signs of being sad/depressed that day, and believe me when I say that I had seen her sad and depressed enough to know what she's like then and to know how to cheer her up, it's not like it was pure disregard on my part.
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>>35346858
You were not there for her, it was your job to find out how she felt beyond the "signs". You also obviously have a guilt complex because you wouldn't keep replying otherwise, I won't enable your mental illness

I only have sympathy for robots faggot, enjoy the spiral into suicide
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>>35323712
>Look at chat log of girl who removed me
>"hey"
>"hi"
>"hey"

>Look at chat log of other girl who removed me
>three messages there to

Kill me, I didn't realize I was this autistic. Granted it was months between the messages, but I don't get why I can't take a hint. I mean I'm an aspie, but I don't see how it actually functions to make me that socially unaware.
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>>35346900
Of course I have a guilt complex. Fuck man, guilt's all that I got. But I'm just replying to you because Im bored as fuck
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>>35324528
I don't care what any of the Tumblr fags here said. You did well
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>>35345537
Holy kek that emoji face reply
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I don't even want to post the messages but I was pathetically obsessed with a female friend in high school.

Eventually I was too creepy for her I guess because she stopped talking to me. And I cringe looking back and remembering like a 3 page long facebook message I sent her desperately trying to get her to still be friends with me that never got a response.

Those were dark days.
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We had the best dirty talk
Sorry for shitty paint, did it on my phone
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how bad this be anons

from a girl i met on tinder a couple years ago about. we unfortunately never met up
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>>35345537
Do you still have her Kik? I'm getting lonely and feel like talking to some overly attached strangers
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>>35324314
>i'm a normalshit that doesnt know how to dirtytalk
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>>35339459
I think you are overestimating females potential at not being complete normalfags. I'm super into drone music and shit like that, but finding girls that are very attractive that actually like Edgar Allen Poe and aren't just "I've read the Raven xD" is rare. Her music taste is bad but like I explained to the other anon, I was trying to affirm to her that I don't care what her music taste even though I poked fun at her for it because that doesn't determine her personality. Regardless I shouldn't defend her because she's a cunt that literally played my emotions just so she had someone to buy her coffee and food.
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I fell for an ex-tripfag from this board several years ago, met her once irl, and got subsequently led on hard due to my inexperience. I wasn't the only one but wew lad it was all over the board and a huge disaster. How embarrassing. Great learning experience but younger me was such a poor gullible sap.
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>>35345791
>I was raised to care for other people without caring much for myself emotionally
Huh. This put my own perspective into words that I needed to read. Not so much raised but I believe I've self-conditioned myself to be this way. If I cannot help others, I have no reason to be alive.
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>>35339459
>>35347319
Also desu that normalfag shit was kind of interesting because I'm so detached from reality as far as music goes that hearing the fucking Weeknd is a surreal experience.
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>>35327293
I was just thinking the same. Fuck everything.
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>>35334887
>Text clearly mentions that cheater is male.
>Anon ignores it in favor of hateboner for women.
Read it again, asshole.
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>>35345893
right in the feels

Stay strong anon.
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>>35324674
>>35340612
I was expecting feels but you never expect this.
REEE STUPID ROASTIES THERE ARE REASONS FOR NOT GOING INTO CERTAIN THINGS WHY FORCE THE ISSUE
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>>35346805
Oh look, the frustrated virgin who only can talk to girls online and not in real life is calling me inferior. Come back when you get laid. Which is probably never.
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Found a word document I wrote about my oneitis (1/2)

>WHY I THOROUGHLY ENJOY THE COMPANY OF ZEKE REYES
>First off, let me start with an explanation of why I refuse to use the term "love" to describe my affection for Mr. Reyes. Mr. Reyes is a complete, and total player, as I have come to understand. Nevertheless, I cannot help but enjoy the time spent in his presence. One of the main things I like about him is his sense of humour. He can be perverted, and immature while being downright witty. He knows how to joke around, and have fun. Of course, that's not to say he's just some clown who messes around. Zeke is actually pretty smart. Therefore, he can hold a serious, intelligent, and meaningful conversation. His opinions are pretty blunt, and I like that (most of the time). He doesn't bullshit you, that's for sure; Unless, of course, he's wooing you. In which case, he completely flatters you with exactly the right words. He knows what a girl wants, and exactly how to give it to her. Speaking of giving, Mr. Reyes gives absolutely the best hugs, but only to specific girls. I'm lucky enough to be one of those special few, and let me tell you, it is absolute bliss. The way he caresses you in his arms, it makes you feel like he only cares about you. Time seems to slow, and nothing else matters but just the two of you. It's like you could hug forever, and it wouldn't be awkward, just caring, and warm, and comforting. When he finally lets go, you feel exactly like ice cream without a cone melting on the asphalt, naked without your encircling shield. Oh, those lovely arms. The fact that he has an amazing body just sweetens the deal. Same with his face. It's just an added bonus. I remember in the beginning of the year, when he still had braces. They're gone now, but with metal or not, his smile still manages to light up a room, every single time.
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>>35348860
(2/2)
>Did I mention his voice? It's harsh, but it has a comforting edge to it. It's like, metallic, foreign, and pretty darn shmexy. I can't help but flutter inside when he says my name with that alluring voice of his. And I have to admit, I love it when he catches my gaze during class. It's cute when I catch him staring, too. I adore his eyes, even though he tells me that mine are stunning, and that birthmark on his cheek just gives him an attractive uniqueness that I can't name. The way he runs his fingers through his hair. He's just so unbelievably irresistible. But you know, I think the thing I like most about him is the fact that he's just so genuine. I couldn't ask for anything more. <3
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>>35347730
I came to this party late but this has hit way too close to home...
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>>35339558
JEG KNEPPER DIN MOR DANSK FUCK
USA USA USA USA
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All my chatlogs with women look the same.
>can you cover my shift, anon, please I need to [bullshit]
>no
>please, anon I can't find anyone else, I will pay you to cover me
>can't
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>>35325756
tanya here
fuck too little bitch
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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