if your dick is less than 6 inches, you WILL get cheated on

>>35322897
I know. I'm 6 inches but it will still happen

>>35322897
my dick is over 6 inches and i still expect fidelity from no one

jokes on you I will never be in a relationship.

what the fuck is wrong with the girl on the right's stomach

>>35323076
Beauty marks. You kiss them as you go down on her, virgin.

If your penis is less than six inches, only a woman who genuinely likes you (and therefore will not cheat) will have sex with you. It's a good filtration system.

>>35323042
This, my dick size wont get me a faithful gf

I'm 7 inches. Got cheated on.

Dick size is not a safety net when it comes to infedelity.

>>35323131
Found the idiot lads.

You're a KHV, right?

>>35323192
Yes, but I think my point stands.

>>35322897
>tfw introverted beta but have a slightly larger than average dick :^)

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>>35322897
jokes on you, i will never have a gf faggot

>>35323112
wait... is this real advice?

>>35322897
tfw that fucking autistic speedrunner chibi has a dick bigger than most of the people on this board but in return he's most autistic than most of us

>>35324001
Got a picture? Retards usually do have big dicks.

>>35322897
it will happen anyway, even if your dick is 9 inches plus.

so it goes.

>>35323893
yes, you should kiss a girl's stomach on the way down to her pussy. it doesn't matter if she has birthmarks or not, still do it.

if she does have them, you may as well kiss them.

>>35322897
>tfw 6 1/2
>internet says im totally average
>join a swingers bar while living in tokyo
>literally always have the biggest dick in the room by a significant amount

Japanese girls like it and thats all that matters

>>35324342
how is living in tokyo and what's your ethnicity and nationality? i feel like living there would be fun but idk how hard it would be not speaking japanese and how receptive japanese girls would be. I'm not a weeb or overly socially awkward but think it'd be fun to live there for a year or so just to check it out.

>>35324342
What's the average? 5.5 inches?

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You can't get cheated on if there's nobody to cheat on you.

>>35322897
What are those 2 doing later need to invite them to a party --> party of 3

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liek my reddit meme guys?

>>35324522
Seems to be about 4-5. Definitely smaller but not micropenis
>>35324487
None of that matters to a Japanese girl, but I'll tell you Im not white.

Its a rabbit hole. Most Japanese girls want a Japanese guys period. the ones willing to date out that bubble want guys that speak Japanese. They do not care about race unless you're East or South Eastern Asian. The smaller group outside of that want someone atleast knowledgable and accepting of the culture, etc.
Theres a a very small group that reject Japan as a whole but by far the most important thing for a girl willing to date a non-Japanese is language ability.

>>35322897
Having a big dick is gay as fuck. A real man takes pleasure, he doesn't give it.