>What career do you want? >Will you achieve it?

Professional gay onahole

Take lessons from OP

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>>35321297
IT Tech Support.

Probably not

>>35321297
>>35321351
I thought OP said
>How will you achieve it
F-fuck you

>>35321409

You can tell us that too. I want to know how you will achieve your goals?

>>35321297
Data Scientist/Analyst

It might be difficult

>>35321432
Well you could achieve them by not being on 4chan at all times.

But why bother?

I'll take any career at 26. A real career I mean not a mcjob.

Professional couch potato

Yes

Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Will get it too

>>35321297
>What career do you want?

Firefighter

>Will you achieve it?

Yes, and hopefully retire before 50.
If not, there's a shortage of police officers where I live so I'll go for that. Becoming a fireman is first priority, though.

I would love to be a police officer.

I can't achieve it. I have severe back problems due to my SI joint getting ruined, on top of this I have very bad IBS-D.

It's better than being in an open office setup or cubicle farm. Sure, you get desk work. However, it's interesting work to me. Learn how criminals work, why they do it etc. I wouldn't be a cop in a small town, I'd like to be in a medium city.

I'm pretty much exempt from most gun laws so I can carry when and wherever I want. It would grow me a pair too.

But all in all, it would make me happy. Now, I work in marketing/sales. It's boring, dull, and pointless it seems. Gonna be doing this for 50+ years, gonna be horrible. I'll probably off myself.

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>>35321709
>tfw telemarketer 40 hours a week selling insurance

How could hell be any worse?

Licking the cum off the machines in the back of the gay sex shop.

Yes, this is already my job.

aviation maintenance

yeah maybe

>>35321781
I don't do telemarketing but that's soul crushing.

I'm sorry anon.

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>>35321297

i want to work at a gun store

>hopefully

Welder

Hopefully, if I get some experience under my belt as a fab worker

>>35321297
I don't know. I just want to make enough money to live independently and raisw a family.

>>35321297
>professional lollygagger
>already have

>>35322806
You're already fab anon

Surgeon (cardiac, vascular, or head/neck).

Maybe. I'm in med school which is step 1. Surgery residency is generally hard to get into though and I'm competing with people who actually have social skills and don't act autistic like me.

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>mangaka
>it's up to the economy

>>35321297
>I want to be a painter/composer and make a good living off my work
>Nope

My dream career is buy bitcoins in 2010 and sell them and be a millionaire NEET for life., but its already too late for that

I want to get paid to write and direct an animated show. It wont happen but i still have a slight amount of hope.

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>>35322866
>he wants to raise a family

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>>35321297
whats your career anon
shitposting on 4chan?

>>35323142
Yeah I'm living in the wrong time and talking to the wrong people about it.

Author

Probably not

>>35321297
Machine learning developer

Probably I'm teaching myself math

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Transcriber/Interpreter

Probably. Just takes a lot of dedication. But if you wanna do it you can I suppose.

Learning Spanish right now because it's pretty easy language to start off with.

>>35321297
I want to design sets at LEGO but I honestly don't think I will ever achieve it.

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A job that allows me to travel and live in said country for a bit while getting paid decently ~50k

journalist

first on my class, everyone of my peers is inferior, buying in leftist propaganda, so i think so

>>35321297
I guess park ranger
No because I'm in Comp Sci at this school I hate but I'm only going because it's free

>>35323508
I minored in Spanish, it's a pretty fun language

>>35321297
Medical Examiner. Yes.

Every time in school I took one of those tests thee results were different, I fed school bullshit to fit whatever result I happened to get because they wouldn't accept not knowing as an answer. I still have no idea.

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>>35321297

>>What career do you want?
I wanna be a Naval Architect. Boats are the coolest shit desu

>>Will you achieve it?
I think there is a non-zero chance of it happening

I wanna be a rockstar indie game developer

it'll never happen because indie games fucking suck and I suck at making them anyway

>"Auteur" of various types of art and creative stuff, one big focus would be be music/audio
>Dunno, don't have the skills or money for it. Not mention I'm kind of a failure

>>35321297
>Writer

>probs not

Pisses me off seeing so many here that have definable and realistic career goals, you fucks have it on easy mode, I don't have any interest in any real careers whatsoever.

>>35321297
Probably something in HR.
My Dad does it and it served him well. Makes alot of money. Works from home on ocassion and I want that for me.

But I hear there aren't alot of guys in HR and it'd be sort of wierd.

I don't know if I'll achieve it, but the plan is to join the Army and get a clerical type MOS.

>>35323318
Why do you want to raise a family though? I mean, I get fleeting feelings about how "comfy" it'd be, but in the end, it all seems pointless. Why do you cling to that ideal?

Professional wrestler

Either it happens or I kill myself

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I already have the career I want wagie

i just want to fucking die ASAP to be honest

Entrepreneur
We'll see.

If not, exploration geology seems cool.

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>>35325150
You can't die wagie Mr.Shekelstein wants you in the office bright and early tomorrow morning

I don't know what I want. I used to want to be an artist. I don't care about drawing anymore.

I want to make comfy blankets for NEETS

I wanna be a programmer that doesn't have to develop boring ass websites because I've already achieved that and it makes me want to kill myself. Ideally I'd be a NEET but in my country that doesn't pay nearly enough to survive.

>>35325079
Because if I can bring someone into this world, teach them to not make the mistakes I did, and ensure that they'll br better than me in every area, thrn it'll all have been worth it.

>>35321297
i want a photography and camera editing career but that doesnt pay the bills cough my expensive clothing

>>35322866
>>35323318
I feel you anon. I dont care what job i get; i just want to provide for a family.

I really have no vocation besides this. Ive worked as a builder and pipefitter before. Now im doing a STEM degree but i dont care for it.

>will i achieve it
in theory, yes easily. However, i think settling for some washed up roasty with 2 kids would kill me.

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>>35321297
>What career do you want?
Australian Army infantry officer
>Will you achieve it?
I actually think I will

I want to live off the grid, completely isolated from other people.

>>35327465
What stage of the recruitment process are you up to fellow ausbot?

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>>35321297
I started using Photoshop yesterday, it is fun. I made four things so far.

The first thing I made was Laci Green getting fat.

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>>35327961
The second one is shit but I think it makes the situation a little better.

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>>35327975
Lastly I made the president of Ireland taller.

>>35323437
http://neuralnetworksanddeeplearning.com/

Maybe this could help you, I tried to teach myself it but I got stuck at the backpropagation algorithm

>>35323563
Even if you don't agree, don't polarize the left. You want all possible opportunities.

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>>35327961
>>35327975
>>35327981
not bad for a rookie. i have some advice for you.

make your objects in the image that you edit a layer using whatever means, magnetic tool or whatever.
use the blur or smudge tool to soften the edges of your layers so that they don't look copy pasta'd into the picture.

eventually you'll learn how to unify colors. when i first got photoshop i did a shit ton of color editing, that's all i did at first.
i didn't start fucking around with actual layers until later on.

something i made a long ass time ago.

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>>35328063
Thanks for the advice. Since I posted that I edited another Green pic.

For some reason i like fucking with her. I will start heeding that advise. Good job on the image BTW.

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I'm going for video game design

I think I have pretty much have the ideal profile for it but I need to wait a year before the program opens up again

>>35321492
dont arrest me alright

>>35323521
Is your name Brock?

I want to be a billionaire hedge fund manager
Currently I'm a 27yo NEET who never worked or went to college before
Am I gonna make it?

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just need to get dat tan

Dreamy one would be racecar driver, yeah never happening.

>>35321359
Aim higher or find something else

i don't know what the fuck i want to do with my life, i'm not good at anything and don't have any talents. so it's pretty much over for me

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I'd like to get either a masters or PhD in clinical psychology and either have my own practice where I help NEETS and other social outcasts learn to find a balance in society where they can at least somewhat fit in and feel happier. Or, instead of my own practice, work for the military and evaluate soldiers coming home from overseas and try to help them make sense of what they saw and what they have to go back home to. I just want to help people feel better.

>>35321297
Creative Director within Advertising

no i will probably not.

>not sure, probably going to tranfer to a uni and do geology
>idk, I'm mentally ill very much so probably not

>Video Editor / Videographer
>maybe eventually go independent and make money while not being a wageslave OR a neet
>no idea

I know someone here probably does this, it's the perfect autist career (except for the videographer and creating a business part).

Unfortunately I have found nothing on the internet about oppurtunities of this in my country or anything at all really. Which means I'll have to go outside and search or something.

>>35321297
I just want to be a house husbands
Raise the kids, cook, clean, all that stuff you know

Probably won't happen