>parents made food with mushrooms in it

>>35320892
>PArents didnt follow the recipe and decided to " be creative."

Fucking hate it when people do that bullshit.

>>35320892
Mushrooms are GOAT. You ha e shit taste

>>35320932
This
>low calorie
>taste great
>simulate a meaty texture with none of the drawbacks of actual meat

>>35320892
Why did you post an angry Wojak with a gun along side those words. They seem unrelated.

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>parents made food with onions in it

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>parents make cookies
>oatmeal raisin

>>35320966
>>35320968

Abhorrent taste.

mushrooms have a funny name
maybe you will like them more if you think of them also as

smashrooms
crushrooms
smushchambers
flatteninteriors

and so on

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>parents made food

beggars cant be choosers

>>35320892
How fucking shit are your taste buds that you don't like mushrooms

>>35320986
oatmeal alone is horrid, but added with raisins it is absolutely trashtier

>>35320954
>drawbacks of actual meat
>too much protein for my taste
get the fuck out vegan

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>parents made fish soup

FUCK fish soup

is it just me or do mushrooms smell like cum?

makes me want to gag

>>35320990
>smushchambers
that's pretty rad I like that one

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>tfw vegan parents

>If you don't like it, you are free to cook something yourself, Anon

>>35321051
maybe it's because your cum specifically smells like mushrooms, not that mushrooms smell like cum in general

>>35321010

oatmeal raisin is the objective GOAT of cookies, so you're wrong, but that's okay

>>35321056
>vegetarian parents
>trying to be vegan
>sometimes only food in the house is cheesy

I disgust myself

>>35321056
god that must suck for a NEET who can't cook

>>35320932
>>35320954
>>35321008
FUCK OFF MUSHROOMS DON'T TASTE LIKE ANYTHING REEEEE REEEE REEEE FUCK OFF MUSHROOM FAGGOTS

>>35321113

Cheese is the most absolute pleb tier food

if you disagree you're wrong

>>35321132
They go great on burgers and pizza.

>>35320892
>parents made food with mushrooms in it
only real robots like mushrooms

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Oatmeal MnM cookies are okay.

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>mummy ordered a supreme pizza

>>35321094
You'd have to be some sort of sadistic psychopath to prefer raisins over chocolate chips. Absolutely disgusting.

>>35321142
I agree with you
Doesn't mean I don't like it

>>35321051
YES.
So do chestnut tree flowers.
>yfw you see girls walk by a chestnut tree and they stop in their tracks and stare at it confused

>>35321173

>implying sociopathy isn't part of the most pure strain of robotism

get out normie

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>>35321166
>mummy ordered a thin crust pizza

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>mommy away so mommy's new boyfriend has to babysit me
>he has to make lunch
>"Anon, I thought we could try eating some healthy food"
>he cooks fucking vegetables and rice
>won't eat it
>"Anon, won't you at least try?"
>can't even hold it in my mouth without spitting it out
>"Anon, you have to eat your food."
>say no and start REEEEEEEEEEEing when he tries to put it near my mouth
>"Okay, fine. You can just fucking starve."
>starve for lunch and dinner
>mommy comes home at the end of day
>"Oh my God! How could you let Anon starve? You know he has a sensitive palate due to his condition."
>mommy's new boyfriend starts yelling about how she spoils me and she'll make sure I'll never grow up and stuff
>mfw she breaks up with him right there and he starts fucking crying
>mfw she takes me to McDonald's and she lets me get a double order of everything

>>35321181

Well its also disgusting in taste appearance and texture, but I can respect that there are degrees of cheese that pretentious winetaster types can go review

but seriously, even the process to make it disgusts me

>>35320968
>>35321010
>>35321094
>>35321159
>>35321173


white chocolate chip macadamia nuts are the best imo, any other cookie is white trash tier.

>>35321209
lel based manchild btfo-ing chad

>>35321222

your trips are nice

but i live in the midwest and my granny always used to make me all sorts of fruit cookies

she did normal cookies too but....

they were good cookies, eat shit you hipster faggot

come down off that pedestal you live on every once in a while

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>>35321222
>white chocolate macadamia nut

Good boy.

>>35321221
>even the process to make it disgusts me
That's my main deterrent
When I start getting the itch for it I imagine it being made and divorce myself from the good taste feels. The thought becomes near vomit inducing in that single moment.

However when I'm drunk (which is often) I am much less reserved about being a degenerate.

>>35321280

>bill nye the science meme

lol pls go back to r3ddit, okay?

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>He doesn't like mushrooms

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>mfw I'm not a manchild and I enjoy pretty much all foods

>>35320919
it's good when you know how to cook

but I feel your pain anon because my mother doesn't know how to cook and her "being creative" ends up in disgusting mountains of shit

>>35321290

I like you, you hate yourself for the right reasons

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>>35321296
That's professor pickle you dumb cunt.

>>35321315
more like you have a simpletons palate

>>35321337

>implying anyone but a r3ditor would know that

bye now

>>35321315
this. this guy gets it.
some foods are better than others, but you can't just not like a food.
all foods are damn nice.

>>35321055
>mother found the smushchambers
felt like a good way to use that word

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>>35321355
More like I'm not a spoiled autist.

>>35321392
Sure I can. Watch me hate French cuisine. It is dumb and gross.

Mushrooms taste good. Fuck off.

>>35321392
Fuck that, you can't go thru life without having preferences, It's fun to have rigid opinions on what you like and shitting on the things you don't like.

>>35321514
You're chewing on fungus though, which is pretty disgusting once you think about it. I like mushrooms on pizza and stuff but if I think about it they get gross.

>>35321373
insecure newfag gets BTFO

>>35320919
oh they say 'be creative'? my mom calls it "fusion" LMAO its "invention" "fusion cuisine" ; _ ; REEEEEEEEE

>>35321592
>2017
>still being kingdomist
Why is fungus automatically more disgusting than plants or animals?

>>35321502
you don't hate french cuisine, you hate what you think is french cuisine

only druggies eat mushrooms

i honestly hate mushrooms ew ew ewe w eew ew i pick them all out :( i have laser vision for those disugsting things eeeewwieeeeeeeeee

>>35321337
wtf where are his eyes ?

>>35321668
Because it is. Why do you have to ask so many questions? Just accept the fact that chewing on any sort of fungi is totally gross.

My mommy doesn't cook. That's why she and dad are in bad shape. It's really sad. Learning how to feed yourself in an economical and healthy way would seem to be a requirement in life that most people don't possess. It's a shame. I didn't get into food until I went to college. I haven't had tendies in years. Why the hell am I on r9k?

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>parents made food with shrooms in it

>>35321019
>Anyone who doesnt enjoy eating too much meat is a vegan

Kys my man

>>35321679
I'm like that with bell peppers or any kind of sweet pepper in general
I can't understand how they're likable

>>35321209
G O D.

>>35320919
DESU not just those who have parents make them food but literally anyone who does this is autistic.
>Tfw no good food in weeks
>Tfw literally no food consumption for a few days
>Tfw dying because "Its fun food :)"

>>35321679
Closed. He doesn't want to see the mushies

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>>35321763
>cook a nice family meal for my parents and siblings and put LSD in all of the drinks

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>>35320954
>meat
>drawbacks
You shut that commie mouth before i shut it for you

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Better call the cops, OP

>>35321222
True but macadamias are fuckin expensive

Mushrooms taste like shit and ruin the taste of pizza even after being picked off. I swear "they don't have a taste" is one big lie to make mushroom haters look like idiots.
>tfw only one in family who hates mushrooms and never got to have a pizza without any

>>35320892
Mushrooms are high in vitamin D and since you probably never go outside that might save your life.

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>"anon, I made meatloaf!"

YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT THIS SHIT? WHO THE FUCK EATS MEATLOAF?

>>35322495

I've always found meatloaf to be delicious though. It's a nice big slab of meat. What's not to like? Also, my mommy always makes nice yummy fluffy mashed potatoes and gravy to go along with it.

>>35322229
>look it up
>find out it's a really low amount
>also find out salmon has a ton of it
>fucking love salmon
Fuck yeah, an excuse to eat more salmon.

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>>35320892

man, I hate mushrooms.

i swear my mom would do it intentionally just to fuck with me.

>anon I made spaghetti come eat!
>are there mushrooms in it?
>yes (she knows damn well I hate mushrooms)
>I don't like mushrooms
>just pick them out
>mfw she puts a shit ton of them in

when I suggested she cook them separately and just add mushrooms to her plate she would look at me like I'm a crazy person.

>>35321043
>fish soup
that sounds terrible

>>35320932
This

Didn't realize until I was 24 that mushrooms were pretty good

>>35321094
This.
Oatmeal Raisin gets so much shit but it is objectively the best type of cookie.

>>35321209
GOAT anon.

>>35320954
Why does everyone say this? Mushrooms taste like the dirt and manure they were cultivated in, not like meat or vegetables.

am i just a whiny bitch if thinking about stuff liek this makes me mad?:

>brother eats half of a yogurt
>dad tells him to finish it or hell have to wear it
>brother is crying and in his underwear as my dad pours the yougurt on him

they also used to tell us they were putting us up for adoption when we misbehaved

>>35323151
That's abuse. I had an abusive sstepdad who was like this. He ended up poisoning my sister and i's hamster.

>>35321173
t. 10 year old who covers his morning cereals in chocolate syrup, beanut butter and jam